[April Fools] Webjet Brexit Sale. $1 Flights out of The UK

AssociatedSparroHawk @ Webjet on 01/04/2019 - 09:30
Last edited 01/04/2019 - 16:43 by 1 other user

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You may have heard about the UK’s decision to leave the EU. Hell, you might even be one of the lovely people who voted for it. It’s tough out there for you Brits; no one knows what is going on. Even your political pundits aren’t shocked anymore.

Why would you want to go to Europe after this? Forget that package holiday to Benidorm, who needs it? Try something a little further afield. We understand. Our prime minister changes almost daily, but we’re relaxed. That’s because it’s so bloody beautiful over here. No dramas – just palm trees, sparkling shores and rad waves.

Webjet Australia are here to help so you don’t have to stay and deal with the no deal. Get out of the rain and come on over to sunny Australia on one of our $1 international flights, departing daily from all major UK cities!

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    • doweyy on 01/04/2019 - 09:33
      +164

      You need to be an OzBargain premium member to access this bargain.

      • FireRunner on 01/04/2019 - 11:35
        +6

        I couldn't get the PalPay to work. So frustrating!

        • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 11:59
          +2

          You might need to resort to posting in eneloops the manual way

    • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 10:19
      +4

      Did you click the link correctly? Works fine for me.

    • MadMaxBargainRoad on 01/04/2019 - 10:47
      +2

      Join the Ozbargain membership for free first as per OP.

    • jv on 01/04/2019 - 10:58
      +1

      Definitely works for me. Bought 4

    • nurbsenvi on 01/04/2019 - 11:09
      +7

      I’m actually on the plane

  • igoforthebest on 01/04/2019 - 09:32

    April fools??

  • pennypincher98 on 01/04/2019 - 09:33
    +2

    Haha I'm not sure if you were baited, or just trying to get other people baited.

    Probably both.

  • avgbowlofpho on 01/04/2019 - 09:55
    +10

    thanks OP, bought 100 tickets

  • profar on 01/04/2019 - 10:05

    Sheet this is HN normal practice :)

    • Salmando on 01/04/2019 - 14:29
      +2

      With our politics being the biggest joke around, why not try to capitalize on it?

    • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 10:31
      -5

      Yep, getting out of the EU is the best thing for the UK. I happen to be waiting to board to fly to the UK right now.

      • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 11:15
        +3

        17 million UK citizens voted to leave the EU.

        The media trying to spin that 1 million people protesting about leaving is proof the people of Britain overwhelmingly want to stay in the EU is scary.

        • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 11:20
          +5

          Mainstream media is a joke. What’s scary is the influence they have on those unaware or simply unwilling to seek other sources of information. Such as those downvoting these comments!

          • seanneko on 01/04/2019 - 11:30

            @[Deactivated]: Edit: eh, don't care

          • 1994tvmoviez on 01/04/2019 - 11:39
            +2

            @[Deactivated]: Or you’re getting downvoted because you come across as asinine to what is clearly just a lighthearted vaguely political joke.

        • DogGunn on 01/04/2019 - 16:52

          Yeah, try and find a protest of a similar size wanting to leave the EU.

          Oh wait, there isn't one.

          • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 21:32

            @DogGunn: They don't need to protest

            • DogGunn on 01/04/2019 - 23:45

              @[Deactivated]: Well they did protest, and it was embarrassing.

              • [Deactivated] on 02/04/2019 - 00:01

                @DogGunn: But 17m already voted out, why go protest if they're getting their way? It's pointless. Everyone I know back home wants out, the only thing people aren't keen on is a no deal brexit.

                • DogGunn on 02/04/2019 - 00:03
                  +1

                  @[Deactivated]: Because currently it's deadlocked in Parliament with an increasingly likelihood of no deal?

                  All the more reason to have a second referendum with the potential options that are currently in Parliament - including revoking A50, May's Deal, Customs Union or no Deal etc

  • wise penny on 01/04/2019 - 10:19

    Price Error?? :)

    • WhyPayRetail on 01/04/2019 - 11:21

      click on the link and find out.

  • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 10:20
    +6

    Thanks OP bought 10 tickets for the family.

  • ynniv on 01/04/2019 - 10:23
    +1

    Hope my order doesn't get cancelled. More hope than if it was TGG 😂

    • Associated[Deactivated] @ Webjet on 01/04/2019 - 10:57
      +16

      it's just a joke - chill out

      • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 11:02
        -6

        Where on that pages does it say it is a joke?

        You have to click to discover it is a joke and that my friend is a classic "bait and switch".

        • Associated[Deactivated] @ Webjet on 01/04/2019 - 11:03
          +1

          In the title above?

          You'd have to be pretty foolish to fall for a $1 flight deal….

          • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 11:05

            @[Deactivated]: This page https://www.webjet.com.au/travel/uncategorized/webjet-1-doll…

            So anybody not from this site would not know it is not a joke.

            As for $1 flights, that happens all the time in Europe. There are a number of cheap flights around, you just pay for taxes etc.

          • Tacooo on 01/04/2019 - 11:12
            +2

            @[Deactivated]: Ahh yes. Because Jetstar have never had a "Pay $1 return" deal before.

            Oh wait, yes they have and I've taken advantage of that multiple times.

          • asdffdsa on 01/04/2019 - 11:20
            +5

            @[Deactivated]: Just piss off with your spam advertising posts.

          • Deviner on 01/04/2019 - 12:16
            +1

            @[Deactivated]: I've no problem with the post, but just saying…. $1 flight deals are pretty common in Europe on low cost airlines! So you wouldn't need to be that foolish to have believed this!

        • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 11:06
          +10

          Feel free to lodge a Complaint: https://www.accc.gov.au/consumers/complaints-problems/make-a…

          Expect an email in return saying "Hahahahhahahahaha"

      • Tacooo on 01/04/2019 - 11:12
        -2

        If I wanted jokes I'd go to Reddit or anywhere else. I come here for bargains.

        • try2bhelpful on 01/04/2019 - 11:14
          +4

          Have you actually read the comments sections of the deals and the forums? Half the fun of this site are the witty rejoinders.

          • Tacooo on 01/04/2019 - 11:14

            @try2bhelpful: You mean the comments on legitimate deals that actually save people money?

            • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 11:18
              +1

              @Tacooo: Did you report the OzBargain Premium announcement to a mod as well?

            • firsttimeuser7 on 01/04/2019 - 11:18
              +8

              @Tacooo: You need to stop complaining on the April 1st, making a fool out of yourself!

            • try2bhelpful on 01/04/2019 - 11:18
              +3

              @Tacooo: Not all of the posts, or comments, are about saving people money. It would be completely boring if that is all the site did. It was an April fool joke, lighten up unless you are embarrassed because you fell for it.

          • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 15:53

            @try2bhelpful: Witty rejoinders and whimsical retorts,

        • King Tightarse on 01/04/2019 - 11:26
          +2

          You know the date today, right?

    • renaldof on 01/04/2019 - 11:27
      +6

      "this is not a place for jokes and it has just stolen 5 precious seconds of my life!"

  • Wally on 01/04/2019 - 10:27
    +11

    Posted without clicking thru to check availability [Clear April Fool notice upon doing so] … needing a Moderator to fix the 'relevance' of title ffs

    Free spam post for WebJet

    take it to the Forums if chuckleworthiness is to be determined IMHO

    • Tacooo on 01/04/2019 - 10:37
      -6

      I already reported it and it was unpublished. Then I come back 15 mins later and it has been republished.

      This isn't a joke website and this post isn't even funny.

  • Joey Jo Jo on 01/04/2019 - 10:28
    +2

    Shouldn't the joke be cheap flights out of EU nations for those with a British passport?

    We let jokes on Ozbargain now? I suppose with all those maccas "hacks" of late the bar has been set pretty low

    • Tacooo on 01/04/2019 - 10:39
      +8

      You mean you don't want to save 10c on a cheeseburger by spending 5 minutes in an app then another 10 mins waiting in line and asking the cashier to change your order manually which they have no obligation to do all while hoping the 15yo working the grill doesn't stuff up your "no meat, no cheese, no lettuce, no tomato, hold the sauce, steamed bun" order?

  • iforgotmysocks on 01/04/2019 - 10:28
    +7

    Belongs in forums.

  • Nathw on 01/04/2019 - 10:31
    +3

    Not funny at all

  • gccmelb on 01/04/2019 - 10:33
    +4

    Webjet is a dodgy travel website.

  • The Gent on 01/04/2019 - 10:35
    +3

    Not a deal.

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 10:36
    +8

    I don’t want to see the main page inundated with April Fools posts all day please. Move this to the forums where it belongs.

  • asa79 on 01/04/2019 - 10:38

    Tho given that, if they say they are offering $1 then they have to give you $1 flights ;)

  • festivalmayhem on 01/04/2019 - 10:41
    +3

    This is dumb. Move to the forums

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 10:45
    +5

    Awesome deal!

  • MagicMushroom on 01/04/2019 - 10:47
    +19

    Can't people take joke these days?

    • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 12:29
      +4

      Today: "Get these dang jokes off my interwebz kids!"

      Last week: "Woah woah slow down there son, Gun Accessories are fine, let's not allow politics into this, I have mah constitutional rights!"

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2019 - 10:50
    +3

    hows this a deal

  • theguyrules on 01/04/2019 - 10:53
    +3

    Not a deal…

  • profar on 01/04/2019 - 10:55
    +2

    So the 100 I bought and put up on UK Ebay is not real LOL

  • Kikiriki on 01/04/2019 - 10:56
    +4

    Yet another reason to avoid Webjet

  • alamodey on 01/04/2019 - 10:58
    +3

    not even funny

  • chobani4lyf on 01/04/2019 - 10:59
    +3

    Not real deal.

  • Dswal on 01/04/2019 - 11:04
    +5

    Belongs in the forums, otherwise today will be a real mess on the front page.

  • cheapass88 on 01/04/2019 - 11:04
    +4

    Commenting to Neg deal

  • hugh on 01/04/2019 - 11:06

    Was cheaper before processing fees via cruise ship:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Pound_Poms

  • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 11:06
    +2

    I heard that they are up to 6 million signatures of people who want to do the vote again.

    There were 17 million votes to leave the EU, looks like they just need 11 more million signatures to go lol!

    • Wally on 01/04/2019 - 11:16
      +1

      Regardless .. the pollies have failed to execute the properly constituted will of the people!

    • petry on 01/04/2019 - 11:20
      -1

      its over 6 mill.. roughly 66 million in the uk only 44 mill allowed to vote - 17 million voted to leave - many based their decision on a pack of lies spun by the far right…. that's what a triumph of democracy means these days… roughly 25% voted to leave.. sadly not a joke, our turn next cuz American money buys American control.

      • Wally on 01/04/2019 - 11:24
        +1

        Dunt worry .. Bill Shorten has applied for and obtained the CIA's tacit approval!

        • petry on 01/04/2019 - 17:09

          yeah the yanks own both parties because Aus is just an aircraft base/ tactical war zone, rich in resources. the yanks hate China so we do now. The fact that our neighbours are becoming increasingly pissed off with our yank utterances is wasted on both parties. Clearly peace with our neighbours is secondary to our owners. But that's ok because we'll just buy billions of dollars worth of weapons from them and bankrupt ourselves in the process like the uk. Then we will become as callous as the English, who starve millions, torture their sick and disabled, and abuse their children - oh wait we already do some of that don't we….

      • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 11:28
        +1

        So you're going to say that democracy failed because you didn't get the result you wanted and you're going to blame far right propaganda rather than people not wanting to have local legislation controlled by an unelected cabal of foreign elites?

        I see you are channeling your inner CNN, blame everyone but your own leftist paragons who lost touch with the will of the people (who the blame squarely lies).

        • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 11:43

          That's some heavy level victim blaming right there.

          • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 11:45
            +1

            @Typical16-bitEnjoyer: Wait, you're going to say that the people who wanted to stay in the EU are 'victims'?

            Of what? Democracy?

            They are not victims, they are sore losers and clutching at conspiracy level bullshit as they lose touch with reality just like the Rachel Maddow's and Brian Stelter's of the world.

            • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 11:55

              @c0balt: You entirely missed my point.

              You are blaming the victims rather than the people who influenced them to vote in such a way, which has now put everyone into this pickle as they now cannot agree among themselves as to how to perform enact said act.

              • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 11:59
                +1

                @Typical16-bitEnjoyer: No, I understood your point which is why I combated it with examples of people who were 'victims' of Trump's 2016 election win.

                People have this thing called personal responsibility. People own the decisions they make (collective or not) and if you view yourself as a 'victim' because of a democratic vote in a democratic society means that work will need to be done to follow the will of the people, I would say that there's greater personal problems in your life than if you remain in the EU or now.

                • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 12:04

                  @c0balt: Ah, so elected politicians have no responsibility for their actions when in an elected office? It's all the voters fault? Got it!

                  • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 12:42

                    @Typical16-bitEnjoyer: They didn't run over someone with their car and do a runner. The pollies are doing what they always do and argue about semantics on taxpayer dime while Corbyn is happy about any news that takes away from the spotlight on the rampant antisemitism in his party which he condones = the status quo.

                    There are no victims in this case. There's no one to blame. It's time to move forward on the will of the people and work out the kinks that need to be worked out.

                    • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 12:48

                      @c0balt: The pollies asked the people to support them being run over by a car and doing a runner. The people then voted for it. The people are now realising being run over by a car maybe not what they signed up for in the first place.

                      Very possible chance of a second referendum now that May's latest deal is dead.

                      kinks

                      ROFL that's the understatement of the year - saying the current Brexit issues are merely kinks. I had a good chuckle :)

                      • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 12:58

                        @Typical16-bitEnjoyer: No, the people are still overwhelmingly in favor of Brexit as witnessed by less people signing a form to remain in the EU than voted for it originally.

                        They don't want any deal, they just want out of control from a kabal of unelected foreign elite bureaucrats.

                    • try2bhelpful on 01/04/2019 - 12:58

                      @c0balt: Seriously, you think this complete cock-up is the will of the people? You think they would've voted for this. The "kinks" are quite serious. I was listening to an Irish comedian and he said the border runs down some roads in Ireland. His comment was "get out the passport we are going to overtake this guy". The vote was 52% go to 48% stay, with a lot of people not voting. I would suggest the majority of those were people who assumed it would be stay and couldn't be arsed. If they redid the vote and it still came out yes, then fair enough but this is such a mess they should make sure it is, actually, the will of the people. Two of Nigel Farage's children have German passports so they are making sure they aren't affected by this mess.

                      • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 13:00
                        +1

                        @try2bhelpful: Yes, seriously.

                        I'm glad you get your political nuances from Irish comedians, because you as you seem to believe - they are known for their statistically significant studies, rather than making jokes.

                        The people from the UK that I've spoken to about Brexit have wanted this for a long time.

                        • try2bhelpful on 01/04/2019 - 13:08

                          @c0balt: The vote was 52% to 48% with a lot of abstainers. Before the vote the leavers were saying if this was the result, the other way, it would be too close to be considered as valid. Holding another referendum shouldn't be a problem then, should it? The populous will vote, overwhelmingly, for this mess and then they can move forward. Did your friends know this mess was going to play out when they voted or did they just believe the Brexiteers? The point the Irish guy was making was very valid, the issues associated with separation are huge they aren't "kinks". The best humour has the sting of truth in it; and this is a mighty big sting.

                          • c0balt on 01/04/2019 - 13:12
                            +1

                            @try2bhelpful: Slow down there Hillary, I'm sure you would love to redo every vote that doesn't go your way, but that's just not democracy.

                            I'm sure we all have times that we stay awake at night thinking of the mistakes we made, if you believe Brexit to be a mistake then chalk it up to a learning experience, but for the people that wanted to leave - let them have their result.

                            The kinks don't matter at all, they just want out of the thumb of a kabal of un-elected rich bureaucrats in a foreign country. They want control over their own destiny and not part of a globalist, leftist/progressive totalitarians that the EU are.

                        • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/04/2019 - 13:12
                          -1

                          @c0balt: Still waiting on that citation above of that purported form.

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