Kogan First 14 Day Trial ($99/Year Thereafter) @ Kogan
Mods - this is not a joke post, it's 100% real, but I daresay it will be mostly for entertainment purposes only.
Kogan are giving subscribers 14 days of free access to their Kogan First program which they advertise with "As a Kogan First member, you’ll get free delivery on 1000s of eligible products, upgrades to express shipping at no extra cost* and enjoy priority customer service." The funny part is after the trial ends you pay $99 a year for the privilege. Full T&Cs here.
Please feel free to share your comments below, I shall enjoy reading what people have to say (and if this deal attracts enough downvotes to put it below zero).