As titled - and for a beginner-gymmer and smth like
Gents, What Do You Wear to The Gym
capslock janitor on 27/09/2019 - 11:08
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O' youd like that wouldn't u!
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Conan fur undies
Epic!
Is that on the rotational treadmill?
Yes do that for about 20 years, then get drunk, then slut shame a camel and punch it.
Well, you wouldn't want to live forever. ;)
@[Deactivated]: Crush your enemies, have them driven before you and hear the lamintation of the women.
It's called 'the wheel of pain' dammit!
Trainers, shorts and t-shirt, all by New Balance.
Trainers are the Made in UK ones.
Do you lift?
Yes, but like a girl. Lol.
Did you mean you get picked up? :)
Heard lifting with flat sole sneakers was better - maybe that's why..?
Active Wear…
How revealing though? Do I show off these chicken legs
No need to hide anything.
Mostly, everyone is just self-absorbed anyway, and more interested in looking at themselves than someone else.
I love that that's how you see things.
For me, I reckon people are busy minding their own business, rather than being self-absorbed.
I remember the activewear song!!
Edit 2nd vid just made my dayy
muscle singlet so that everyone can see my sexy nips
Deoderant
This person trains
I wish more people at my gym would follow your methods :)
Nothing. Random water saving nude guy knows best.
Make sure to look at the mirrors and maintain eye contact
Mankini
Manthong?
CG STRING
Leg warmers, because that can be an issue.
Wut issue
The issue of needing a welding overalls -> dancewear montage in Flashdance.
Birthday suit
Tshirt and trackies when its cold
Singlet and trackies/shorts if its hotDon't the workout get ya hot?
yeah of course, so i take breaks after every set, and drink a lot of water.
Of course clothing can be adjusted to how hot you get at the gym :)
Will depend on your gym and routine too. Some gyms have the airconditioning blasting so you don't really work up a sweat if you are doing weights with breaks inbetween sets. If you're doing cardio you will probably get hot.
You wanna be warm to prevent injury
A stringer singlet that covers <50% of your torso, fully displaying nipple piercings and love handles which most definitely indicate that it’s not the best attire for your body, old footy shorts, a trucker hat, and complete the ensemble with a 2L water bottle of which you only consume 150ml.
Tshirt and trackies
If you actually are looking for a serious answer:
Go to K-Mart. Go to the active wear section. Get some shorts (with pockets preferably) and a t-shirt or singlet, depends how much skin you wanna show. $12 done.
Nobody really cares what you wear to the gym. Everyone is there for themselves.Once you're looking like Zyzz then grab a really small singlet, just small enough so the straps can rub against your nips, and some daisy dukes to show off your toned glutes and bubble butt.
Thanks!
What pockets for..? Phone? Keys?
Don't even need to take a bag right. Just towel too and water?
The pockets are good for keys, headphone case, etc. A phone may be too big and heavy plus it could be drowned in sweat. I keep cards, phone and some cash in a thin belt pouch.
They may have towels, I've never been to a gym.
thin belt pouch.
Like a fanny pack?
I've never been to a gym.
Whatta plot twist..
@capslock janitor: Not really like a fanny pack (heh heh), more like a travellers belt pack. They are thin enough to not be noticed so they don't stick out and get bumped by the user's hands when walking / running.
No plot twist. I have a set of stuff I do at home and go walking. I see a gym leader twice a year (free with gumit health plan).
Tthe underwear is made by JACKEROO. I got mine from BigMart.
@readeral: Oh hey, that is pretty close to what I have. Mine came from.. I don't remember. Likely a $2 shop.
This is what I wear when going on fast walks in the park. It prevents overheating for me as the shirts really spread the sweat, helping with evaporation. The BigMart shirts / shorts are unbranded which suits me.
There are some active underwear but these are around 10$ each. These underwear also work as a girdle if you're conserned about belly wobble. ;)
underwear also work as a girdle if you're conserned about belly wobble
Interesting.. link?
RIP
To all the fit blokes who wear budgie smugglers to the spa/pool - I salute your effort.
Half a bottle of talcum powder, scruds, flippy flops and sunglasses for discrete boobie watching
I enjoy a good boobie!
Old t-shirts from target, old shorts that are so old I don't really know where I got them.
Which is the same thing I wear almost everywhere else.
No need to dress up or down for the gym.
My closet may need an overhaul - a lot of baggy cheapish loose clothes that weigh you down and really make you feel lazy with no energy to do anything or feel good about.
Go tighter on the shirts, but stay loose on the pants. Don't crowd the boys. That's what I rekn anyway.
If you’re already muscled up, wear as little as possible - especially if you have leg and arm tatts. If you aren’t already muscled up nor have tatts, buy yourself a home gym and once you are muscled up get some tatts, and then head off to the gym wearing as little as possible.
Don't know much about home-gyms? Surely costly..?
He's taking the piss but to answer your question, 2x dumbells + weight packs with 40kg total of weights will get you going
Gym? What the hell's a gym?
Gymnasium!
Nah I remember that! Didn't know how to respond.
Use to watch Simpsons at 6pm every night until they kept fking with the timeslots. 6:30, then 7pm, too hard to get back into!
"Brian Fantana: So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
Ron Burgundy: Oop… I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild."
Oh a guymmmm…
O - A GIIIIIIME
I put on my Pokemon T-Shirt.
It lets everyone know in down.Old faded Uniqlo tshirts and $4 kmart shorts (think got 4-5 that randomly live in my car/room)
I have a home gym so I wear anything I want, usually boxerbriefs cause it feels great and less laundry to do.
What's a Home GYM?
I have equipment similar to this: https://www.rebelsport.com.au/p/celsius-bc3-standard-weight-… with a barbell and dumbbells.
Definitely recommended if you're wanting to do compound lifts (like a 5x5 program) but can't be arsed/have time to go to a gym.
$300 almost a year of gym member :O
@capslock janitor: He said similar, so probably got one for $50 off gumtree like the rest of us home gym guys.
Just some sport shorts and an old singlet. I have a few which are a bit torn up but whatever it's just for working out in
Nobody use the term 'tanktops' anymo?
I don't know the difference tbh. I just say singlet for a shirt without sleeves
Vest
Y-fronts.
Mankini and flip flops. But they make me use a towel for 'hygiene'.
Via ASOS:
ShortsLike a true Ozbargainer, wait for ASOS sitewide 20% off sales + boosted Shopback/Cashrewards cashback deals.
If you have a 28 Degrees or similar international fee free credit card,then use ASOS price tracker https://www.codesium.com/asos-price-checker/ to find the best region and pay in that specific currency. Typically the UK site has the best prices.Or failing that, Kmart/Target activewear.
kmart shoes and povvo t-shirt, asics gels runners.
grey hoodie and sweat pants in winter.
BUT: if you want to go for the yallah habib hero pack, just wear anything kappa/adidas or nike, puff that chest out like a mofo, always be on your phone and stare at other guys like you want to punch on and girls like u want to kidnap them.
What 'povvo' shirt??
always be on your phone and stare at other guys like you want to punch on and girls like u want to kidnap them.
Fkn LOL!
Just an old 'good' t-shirt thats now been retired. not good enough to wear out, but good enough for the gym. its loose, but not too loose but not too tight either.
i dont overly sweat so i dont have to wear singlets, i sometimes wear my old AND1 basketball singlets in summer
$300 UNDER ARMOUR outfit. makes me run faster
https://www.underarmour.com.au/en-au/mens-ua-rush-graphic-le…Borat swimsuit - high 5
Very NYZE!
shorts with a t-shirt.
What bout a shirt with a skirt
Nothing :)
You the Sydney water guy?
I'm not a gym person but I am a TV person. There was a Sydney water ad with a guy who wears nothing in the gym to avoid washing cloths and therefore saving water. Thought I'd share this for those who hasn't seen the ad :)
Now show me the ad :)
4 minute showers?!😯 It's only 3 in Melbourne :(
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yoga pants