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Member Since 04/05/2017
Last Seen 14/12/2017
Location Melbourne

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Given that Brando is the greatest screen actor of all time, who do you think comes in at a distant second?
18/11/2017 - 08:36
What's your definition of 'stuck'?
18/11/2017 - 08:35
Mandatory digital licence is a great idea. It should also be linked to the phone's GPS so driver/car speed can be centrally monitored...
16/11/2017 - 18:07
I think that's a racist remark.
09/11/2017 - 09:07
I bought a Samsung 24 years ago and it still works fine. I heard a rumour that they don't make things like they used to, but dunno if it's...
06/11/2017 - 09:18
Been using Windex and paper towels for 25 years. Nothing has blown up, screens have never been scratched and I'm still alive.
03/11/2017 - 08:36
As Bab said, has your wife considered teaching engineering/electrical/electronics at TAFE? You usually need a DipEd to teach at TAFE, but...
02/11/2017 - 10:02
The US stopped voting for political machines, and look what they got.
28/10/2017 - 09:10
... soon, not now. And the norm, not exclusively. Mark my words.
25/10/2017 - 13:03
Anyone with any nous knew from the word go that the nbn would quickly become a white elephant anyway, because rapidly-developing satellite...
25/10/2017 - 10:34
Put it on Gumtree as a freebie, and walk away wounded but wiser - but kinda feeling good because of your generosity.
25/10/2017 - 10:07
Yep, the GTT test will rule in or rule out diabetes, hyperglycaemia and hypoglycaemia. I suffer from periodic bouts of hypoglycaemia (too...
23/10/2017 - 18:02
Invest every cent far and wide and long term in the stock market. Just draw from the cream as needed while riding out the troughs. A...
22/10/2017 - 09:50
Yes, I agree with the PlasticSpaceman. Return the deposit. Forget about what's legal. Put yourself in the potential buyer's shoes: if it...
17/10/2017 - 08:50
... don't forget the ecoli on their dunking fingers.
14/10/2017 - 20:14
... and hand off snakey.
14/10/2017 - 20:10
Stalk takes longer to cook, and that's money.
14/10/2017 - 20:09
... if it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down.
14/10/2017 - 19:51
If you were a dinkum no-brainer Ozbargainer, you'd be having a chew on those dog sticks yourself to save any future trips to the dentist.
14/10/2017 - 19:35
Go and discuss your situation with HR. They will advise you on what to do in moving forward. They will also raise your concerns with your...
09/10/2017 - 12:04
Never underestimate the importance and value of calls from your mum. When she is no longer with us/you, you would pay $1000 a minute for...
08/10/2017 - 09:26
Yeah, because 50-80% of it is off.
08/10/2017 - 09:05
Even birds are chained to the sky.
06/10/2017 - 09:26
Plenty of med docs fall into this category too, especially surgeons.
06/10/2017 - 09:16
It's not clear what the surgeon recommended. Was it to use a knee brace for seven weeks? And what did they say when that didn't work? First...
29/09/2017 - 09:43
No, in fact she always dressed indecently. I was more than happy with that, but it scared the hell out of me when she went out with her...
26/09/2017 - 09:20
No, in fact she always dressed indecently. I was more than happy with that, but it scared the hell out of me when she went out with her...
26/09/2017 - 09:20
A few years ago, an old girlfriend didn't have a decent dress for a wedding, so she bought one at Target, wore it to the Saturday wedding,...
23/09/2017 - 22:50
...and the wheels were permanently locked on wanting to do a right-hand turn.
23/09/2017 - 22:34
But don't women love reading that shit. Why is that? And they'll keep paying whatever to keep reading it.
23/09/2017 - 22:15