Cheap but Tasty Alcohol to Get You Drunk

Im looking for cheap alcohol that tastes good and also is strong to get you drunk quick

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  • +1

    Jello shots.

    Aeroplane Jelly + any shitehouse "vodka".

  • +1

    Cheap crap vodka mixed with pretty much anything.

  • +7

    little fat lamb lol

    • This!

    • agreed. Little fat lamb is probably the best bang for buck.

  • +3

    Port

    It's not a sexy drink, and in fact the barrels they make it in end up being worth more than the alcohol itself. However it's 18% proof, under $10, and has a taste you'll either like or not.

    • Ah port is my poison but it is repulsive to many.

  • +6

    By the spelling in the title looks like you already are.

    • +1

      you're not wrong haha

      • +1

        What time zone are you in where it is already Friday night?

  • +3

    Power to weight, ratio cask wine is unbeatable.
    A sweet white with juice or lemonade for homemade wine cooler is a teen tradition.
    I would urge you to not over do it too much, though.

    • +1

      Don’t forget the hills hoist

  • +1

    Berri 5 Lt, Traditional Red. I think it's 12 or 13%.
    (Equiv. to under $2.50 p/bottle.)
    It's the best I recall from all cheap cask wines.

  • Define cheap? I have some friends that think nothing of dropping a hunj on a bottle of red or champers.

    I distilled pineapple-flavoured alcohol in 1st year chemistry at uni. That was cheap and got you from sober to rotten in two shots, if you could hold them down.

  • Brown Muscat used to be the get pissed quick 40 yrs ago it was so thick u could spoon it up with a fork bad for the insides of the stomach though still dont know how they got those carrots into it LOL

  • -2

    Pathetic.

  • +1

    Strawberry Passion Pop used to be my go to Pre drink during my poor uni days lol

  • +1

    Now discontinued, I still have half a bottle, but this stuff bordered on the lethal.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacardi_151

    And yes, it did come with a flame arrester on the top and some pretty dire warnings on the label. It is always fun to give people a taste. You are really inhaling alcohol fumes.

    • Man, I had a shot of this and felt it burn all the way. Got a sore throat the next morning. Certainly doesn't fall in the taste good sector!

      • Certainly sippin’ rum. We bought some in the US as a novelty; Pre 911, I had it in the carry on, the lid loosened, and the stuff that seeped out denatured the label. Bought another bottle out here at Dan’s. Apparently too many barmen tried to be clever with flaming drinks and the lawsuits built up, so bye bye Bacardi 151. There are other alternatives out there.

  • +3

    Find an old Italian with a very heavy accent, almost non-English. He should be able to help you.

    • Almost any old European guy would, probably, do. God knows what an old Russian guy would find for you.

  • There is an infamous super strong super cheap spirit they sell in America. Can't think of the name just now. It's sometimes name-checked in songs and a band is named after it.

    Everclear - 190 proof - smooooooth. US$19 for a 750ml bottle.

  • Korean Soju - many sweet flavours (Grape, apple etc)
    $10-15 from bottle shops
    $15+ at restaurants

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