Never Taught How to Clean under Nails - How?

do i just buy a nail brush? how to get clean nails?

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  • +1

    Don't leave them too long.

    The more you clean, the bigger the gap gets, the more that gets trapped there in the future.

  • most aussies have big gaps… like little nail left

    • +10

      Nails are basically vestigial in humans anyway and cause more problems than they're worth.

      Have them surgically removed and surgical-steel claws fitted like I did for better functionality and easier grooming as well as personal defence.

      • +5

        All right, calm down Wolverine

        • +3

          Fitting username…?

  • +2

    gezus….

  • +5

    Belt sander

  • +1

    Lick your finger tips until clean.

  • +2

    Are you for real? - what other parts of your body do you not know how to clean?

    • never clean behind the years untill last few years..

  • +3

    Leave them in a bowl of vinegar for 35-45 minutes, then the dirt will just slide out.

  • +2

    Wth??

  • +2

    Angle grinder

  • Suck on your fingers.

  • +3

    I'm going to teach you the secret that has saved me thousands of hours of using a nail cleaning brush in the shower. Ready?

    When you take a shower, massage your head with your fingertips.

    Assuming you have hair you get a head massage and clean nails at the same time!

    • +2

      saved me thousands of hours

      What do you do with all your extra time in the shower?

  • +6

    Wipe your arse with cheap 1 ply toilet paper. When the toilet paper punctures, you will work out soon enough how to clean under your nails.

  • Dyson Vacuum Cleaner: only cyclonic vac works.

    If still doesn't work, use wire brush.

  • Future political leader in the making?

  • Nails are overrated.

  • +1

    depends what is underneath your nails you want to clean.

    • cut a whole lot of carrots that have stained your finger nails orange?
    • worked on your car and grease under the nails?
    • digging in the garden, and have dirt stains?
    • ate at an indian buffet with your hands and nails a re stained with curry?
    • went fishing and have bait and worm stains on your fingers and nails.

    never clean behind the years untill last few years..

    that's just revolting and common sense. much like cleaning your butt crack and any other cervices your body has

  • +1

    Does one need to be taught to clean their nails in the first place?

  • +2

    Seriously? We may as well just nuke the planet and be done with humanity.
    Not my preference, but come on how to clean nails? Your joking right.

    • Jokes aside tho, I had worked with people with dirty nails, and that really bugs me. At least OP is aware of it.

  • Lol do they actually sell nail cleaning brushes? TIL they do, just googled, thanks OP.
    You'd normally trim your nails so there's less room for whatever, and as you wash your hands throughout the day, they are cleaned… Especially if you have to do the dishes and wipe the kitchen etc, you won't have the chance to have dirty nails. Guess if you have a cleaner who does all those things for you, you should just go to a nail salon and outsource that too.

  • Some peoples nails are so short that it has a huge flesh gab between the end of nail and the finger tips, i wonder how they do that?

    • Tearing the nail from the side.

      • That sounded painful when I read that…

    • +1

      By constantly biting them

    1. Chew nail,
    2. lick nail or give girl friend to lick it before makIng love
      If not work paint nail πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • You don’t know much do you ? lol

  • I just use my other nail to dig out the stuff. Good time waster in meetings. Same with ear hole digging. I recommend having more virtual meetings to facilitate this.

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