Must-Have: Electric Speedboat from Clever Sweden

This one’s for deep-pocketed Sydney-siders OR
WA miners w/ wads of Cash (from high Gold-prices)

The clever country of Sweden invented a ‘lectric SpeedBoat, that:

  • Pulls water skiers without leaving waves, that could disrupt learners

  • Moves very quickly thru (because it’s -above- the) water

  • 100% Battery-Powered

  • Not Cheap (RRP: EURO ~300K)

  • No (known) AU vendors (Maybe you can fill the gap?)

“Candala 7” (sometimes ‘7’ is spelled-out)

It would have been featured on Boat + Science shows &
similar media publications, by now… Have you seen it…?

(We found it in app “DW - Breaking World News”)

Water Police, Sea Rescue, Racers, et al. might like some
(Hey, even RFDS has some Jets, & they’re Not Cheap…)

The rest of us can either pool our cash OR wait until they
can make ‘em “cheap[er]” in huge factories (in AU…?)

(That’s how Liquid-Fuel, Molten Salt Reactors (MSR) will
be made Cheap + Safe, for the Thinking-World, fr ~2029:

  • Build cores in factories (NOT outside in the heat,dust,rain)

  • Swap sealed cores every 7- years (a refuel process)

/Begin_Good_Idea:

So, push AU’s =EMBARASSING= PM Scott Morrison to:

  1. Stop taking COAL into Parliament (to show it’s “safe”),

  2. LIFT Australia’s 1999 Nuclear Energy BAN, &

  3. Encourage bright, young Aussies to study Nuclear Engr’g, etc.

/End_Good_Idea

What’cha think? ;~)

Comments

  • +18

    Please translate this into something that everyone can understand and into a format that everyone can read.

    • +8

      I would have settled for a link to said boat and a lot less writing…

      • +1

        I'm wondering how many lines he had before he started writing this post.

        • +4

          It starts out talking about an electric speed boat and ends with talking about our PM and nuclear power. I don’t know what the thread it about and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask…

      • Look again

        • There IS a link… more compact than a URL
        • /Begin_Silly_Observation

          Could not find the "more compact than a URL" link.

          Please explain?

          /End_Silly_Observation

          Edit: I found the link but I think it involves inhaling illicit substances.

    • +1

      You mean you havent learnt IVI speak?

      What’cha kno!! 🙃

      • -2

        For a Free 1st “IVI Speak” Lesson:

        1. Open app “Zello - Walkie-Talkie PTT”

        2. Open Zello-channel “Appcalypse NEVER”

        3. Click “Voice intro”

        You’ll find, that many others - across the World
        - speak this same language; it’s a useful tongue

    • +2
      • Probably an IVI jnr using their account.

        • Hey, raccoon, just don’t tell Mum!

      • No case to answer,
        Nor question either

        Pleased we have a Fan Club

        Now, go learn Nuclear Energy
        so you can be helpful f a chng
        in the Club ;~)

      • Holy cow you're right, I skimmed it quickly and didn't even realise it was an IVI post at all!

    • It’s not 4 Every1

      RTF first paragraph ;~)

    • AHHChoooo!

    • Translation in tl;dr:

      The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

      The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy cat.

      The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy mouse.

  • +8

    This is crazy y u

             wasting euros on an 
    
                               Electric speed boat,
    

    just use surplus
    Soviet sub reactors
    and cut out
    (middle) mans

  • Gold prices are good right now, even great, but the money is in iron ore

  • +2

    I forgot to take my lunch for work today.

  • Just came back to read comments but sadly no mention of bikies, eneloops or request for MS paint yet

  • /IVI_No_Idea:?

  • I tried to read this post first but couldn't comprehend wtf this is about. Then I looked at the username. Of course…..

  • +2

    I am convinced lVl is a beta test AI trying to emulate human speak and invite conversation using a primitive algorithm that involves niche interest + popular culture and add controversial figure.

    Speed boat, climate change, Scott Morrison.

  • I think that,
    You are all wrong!
    If you read the OP,
    As if it were poetry,
    Then maybe you might,
    Learn something new.

  • I recognise this ! He’s smoking a jimmy Hendricks

  • Meth is a helluva drug

  • Nuclear Power is not safe…

    • …especially in a Swedish Speedboat.

    • Unless is Australian Made.

  • Its CANDELA…not Candala.

    Sheesh…at least get the meandering rants right.

    • Nope.
      It is CANTALA … "sing it" in Spanglish.

      Very common response to charlatan preaching/announcements: cantala!!!

      • Are we still prattling on about boats?

        If so, its CANDELA unless the manufacturer misspelt it.

        But I'm sticking with Candela.

        • Are we still prattling on about boats?

          Ahhh … nope.

  • ¿Qué?

  • Waiting for the Ikea version IviCantellya.

  • +1

    For those that want the link: https://candelaspeedboat.com/product/

    • Thank you.
      Now I know

      So a hydrofoil based design. Innovation my foot.

  • You are a bit of fun, I suppose.

    Certainly less contemptible than someone who would refer to climate change as 'popular culture'.

    IVI, I see that you have, again, seen fit to link the shell, effective-shill. He is a lacquered piece of coal, just like the lump you referred to.

    The fun of adding further to your other recent thread.

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