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Free Sample: Sylk Personal Lubricant 3.5g @ Sylk

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Australian residents only. 1 x 3.5g sachet sample per customer, subject to availability. We respect your privacy and will never share, sell or misuse your information.

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    hehe…nice.

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      Lifetime supply.

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        Not on mrs Palmer and her five daughters it’s not

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          I'm dating twins, Jill and Lily.

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    Is water or silicone based best for cucumbers?

    • +5 votes

      You don't need one. Already have natural lube. Just peel the skin work well

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    Thanks OP but I need grease rather than lube.

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    Thanks OP, just in time. I missed this deal: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/597384

  • +14 votes

    Thought I would slide into the comments…

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      careful, it's slippery in here…

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        🤣

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      Better be careful in this discussion, you might slither on some arguments.

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      It's only early days but so far a lot of the usernames check-out: Juiciness, jackinyourbox, Cucumber 123…

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    Might send some to Donald Trump as a going away present
    Could come in handy in prison

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      heh i see what you did there!

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      He doesn't deserve lube.

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      why the negs lol bunch of proudboys

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        maybe this is too dirty?

        come in handy

        i thought it was quite clever

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    1 x 3.5g

    How much… um… area does that cover?

    • +3 votes

      Don't worry, you'll get multiple uses out of it

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        Sounds like you're speaking from experience!

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    Gotta be honest, I'm a bit disappointed by the OzBargain community here. A full hour after posting and the upvotes are dry and bare. Do your OzBargain duty and slide right into that upvote button. We've never had this sort of friction on these posts in the past, and we should not start now.

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    Ordered some. For the misses.

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      Sounds like you need something to help with your aim!

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      What a waste, she's never needed any before…

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      I didn't realise Ben Shapiro was in these forums!

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      Misses is related to aim or failed achievements.
      The correct spelling is missus (or missis) when referring to the wife or the mistress of a household.

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    Valentine's gift sorted.

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    Any good for noisy gearbox. The banana peels not doin the job

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    I'm not going to lie, the last time I ordered a sample of "lubricant" i thought it was just general purpose grease. So I ordered one to "lubricate" my mechanical keyboard. Boy was i wrong and decidedly so….

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      and what is this one? lol

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        Gonna lube the keyboard before I insert 😏

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      Getting lube on the keyboard in normal use is to be expected.

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    Just use saliva.

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      We call it spit…

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    Is this for machine or man? Or both?

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      This is for men who are machines

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        That narrows the target market down!
        RoboCop, Mimetic poly-alloy-based beings, Borg, Kevin Warwick, Inspector Gadget, Steve Austin, Vader…

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    hmm… I'm on no fap guys…

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    Doesn't appear to be available.

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      Still available, just signed a friend up for one!

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        Is that your way of hinting to this friend?

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          Just did it for a shit stir ;)

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    This is still available (I just signed up again & it went through)……re: the message I received that a user has reported this as Expired/Sold out.

    Appears they've updated the form to only submit with legitimate email addresses.

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      That was me. When you click through with the link posted here on Ozbargain or the "TRY A FREE SAMPLE" on their website, I'm met both times with a page not found message. Do you need to create an account/be logged in?

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        No you didn't need to create an account, clicking on the link took me straight to the webform. But it's gone now, getting message "Nothing Found Sorry, but nothing matched your search terms."

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          So it is expired.

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    Been 3-4 weeks still have not received anything….