This post isn't really for advice, but more out of interest.
I was sitting in my car having a coffee, while a small SUV entered the parking spot next to me. The driver parked very poorly, and their front tire was quiet obviously in my space.
The driver was a short, rotund lady who appeared to try to prevent her door from touching my vehicle. As she stepped down from her seat, the limited space between her car and her open door was obviously insufficient for her body - so the door kind of popped open and hit my car.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened. I don't doubt that it has happened numerous times when I haven't been sitting in my car too.
I put a lot of effort into caring for my car, so this kind of stuff makes me rage. For this reason, I avoid confronting these people as to prevent myself from causing an affray.
I do wonder, however, if you guys handle these situations differently? Do you just swallow it? Do you jump out and abuse these people?