Problems Getting to Online Banking


  • +7 votes

    So what system do they all use thats common??

    The internet?

    • +2 votes

      What is Jen doing with the internet?!

      • +2 votes

        She must have typed google into Google


    Nothing wrong with HSBC here.

    • +8 votes

      In China, bank doesnt go down on you, you go down on bank

      Ancient chinese proverb.

  • +4 votes

    Doesn't seem so crazy to have $900 cash in your wallet now does it?

    I'm losing a customer every 3 minutes -.-


    That would be the most likely culprit.

  • +5 votes

    there is an outage with Akamai, who are their CDN provider.

    • +1 vote

      Yep specifically Prolexic outage.


        Oh the irony… DDOS protection causing a DDOS 🤣


    ING app is working, combank app is not working


    The current banking system uses centralised, permissioned and mutable networks. It's not surprising that they're vulnerable to downtime and hacks.


    ANZ Share trading is also down - could be quite costly for many


    UBank is working.


    I can confirm ANZ is working now.

  • -1 vote

    Not to worry mates, Satan Klaus in on the job!

    Coming next month.

    "Cyber Polygon is a unique cybersecurity event that combines the world's largest technical training exercise for corporate teams and an online conference featuring senior officials from international organisations and leading corporations.

    The 2021 conference discusses the key risks of digitalisation and best practice for the secure development of digital ecosystems."

    Schwab in particular is a big proponent of the Great Reset, a globalist-coordinated transition to a Fourth Industrial Revolution global economy in which human workers become increasingly irrelevant as the world economy becomes more automated.

    But the Great Reset can only come to be after the current corrupt system has collapsed entirely.

    The Cyber Polygon exercise bears remarkable similarity to Event 201, a WEF and Bill Gates-backed exercise that simulated a devastating coronavirus pandemic that disrupted the entire global economy, launched just months before the COVID-19 outbreak — which bore out exactly as the exercise predicted.

    And much like Event 201, some are wondering if Cyber Polygon is meant to have a similar predictive quality regarding the downfall of the global economy.

    Go for it. :)


    Give me your login details and I’ll try from my PC. I’ll let you know if I have any issues

    (before I get downvoted into oblivion, I’m joking)


      Haha good one