I Am A Roulette Aficionado Thinking of Sharing My Experience

MontyMacaw on 17/11/2021 - 05:32
Last edited 28/11/2021 - 19:34 by 1 other user

Ok here’s a doozy for ya. I’ve been here for some time and give a bit of ribbing and take a bit so be playful if you want but not mean ok?

I play Roulette 7 days a week. Not with many thousands of dollars but with a small bank roll to keep it stress free. Most people that know me or watch me are very inquisitive about my game, strategy and my strict adherence to certain shall we say rules I apply to myself which allows me to keep going back and not blow all my money like the average Joe or Josephine.

I’ve shared my skill with one other person, a poker player, but they couldn’t control themselves and after some initial success thought they could go big. It was a disaster - for them and I told them they shouldn’t gamble EVER. It didn’t end well.

With all the crypto investors out there I figure my roulette strategies are no worse than playing the crypto market. So my big question is would anybody pay to be coached in this timeless battle against the house and what would they expect for their money? Hypothetically of course.

EDIT: I did say it was a doozy and OzB’s have delivered pretty much what I expected. I could look up a word in the dictionary to describe what that looks like but I think the replies speak for themselves. Thank you one and all!

Mod: Removed inflammatory edits.

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  • Cluster on 23/11/2021 - 23:44
    +2

    This thread is hilarious. I am thoroughly entertained. MontyMacaw, you may have a poor grasp of mathematics and perhaps believe what you post here, but you're really fun to read.

    • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 00:45

      I feel exactly the same way!! It’s been a fun time. Just got in and profit for today is $714. Nothing for me to feel
      Bad about. Nothing at all.

      • SnowDragon on 24/11/2021 - 08:31
        +1

        If you go 7 days a week, can you give us a list of the last 7 days of win/losses?

        • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 08:38

          Already have in the thread for last week. So far this week Monday was positive $282 and yesterday was $717 which included a very lucky short playing period. In one session I doubled my money in 7 spins which is ridiculously lucky, I don’t care what side of this debate you are on. That was luck more than anything. I had no more that 8 numbers covered at any one time on than one.

        • pegaxs on 24/11/2021 - 10:36
          +3

          can you give us a list of the last 7 days of win/losses?

          May as well have asked OP to post random numbers that don't prove anything and are unverifiable.

          Hell, if you want random made up numbers, I'll happily give you my win/loss for last week…

          • SnowDragon on 24/11/2021 - 10:55

            @pegaxs: I did think about that but it's hard to prove as you said. Bank statements and pictures of cash are easy to fake.

            If he has really made $1000 in the past two days, then it's better than a full time job.

            • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 13:52

              @SnowDragon: Just banked a grand happy to show the deposit on a DM.

              • NigelTufnel on 24/11/2021 - 15:11
                +1

                @MontyMacaw: I can also withdraw $1000 from my savings in order to deposit it to show proof. :-)

            • dizzle on 24/11/2021 - 18:23

              @SnowDragon: The trouble is that if you replace your full time job with this, then you spend more time at the casino, and you're more likely to come home a loser. Since you rely on the income you take more risks, and if you're down, you're more likely to "push through the loss" to get the money back. Then the system (or discipline if OP wants) goes out the window.

              That's why most "professional" gamblers play against other people, not against the casino.

      • punter1 on 24/11/2021 - 11:16

        How many years ve you been doing this?

        • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 13:58

          I’ve been playing roulette for 30 odd years. I refined my particular method over this time and paid a hell of a price in losses as I went through all the different stages of being reckless and thinking I was lucky just as has been described in the negative posts. Yes I’ve been that guy. My particular methods I use now I have been using for about 3 years but of course in that time there were lockdowns which shut me down and when lockdowns finish it takes time to get “match fit” mentally to get the maximum results. After a long break I tend to start off very slow and the results are mixed to poor to start with.

          • punter1 on 24/11/2021 - 14:01
            +1

            @MontyMacaw: Ic, roughly total profit over or under $100K?

            • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 22:27
              +1

              @punter1: I would be on the losing side of course. I played like every other idiot most of the time. It was as a result of the losing that I refined a particular style of strategies that often turned my fortunes around (not fortune) that led to my current stable method of play. It makes me happy but not delirious and I like doing it without feeling like I have a hangover the next morning when I check my wallet.

              • punter1 on 25/11/2021 - 08:01
                +1

                @MontyMacaw: Good luck, hope you can get all ur money back plus much more.

  • Nalar on 24/11/2021 - 06:31

    Hey Monty, Do you utilise your local casino's rewards system? why/why not?

    • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 07:39

      Yes I do. The reason is to qualify for the VIP gaming area where the dealers are more accommodating and there are less distractions. I have VIP privileges at 5 casinos and this sometimes helps get me comp’d if there is a cheap flight sale with Jetstar and I decide to take a couple of days out of town and visit other casinos. If I was a high roller I could get free flights too by paying for flights and then when they analyse turnover they refund the fares and limo you to and from the airport. If you write an email to their loyalty team and they might have a free accommodation deal if you take x amount of money with you. When that happens I take it then put it back in my bank. Some also give you an allocated number of free nights to use a year. I don’t drink so the comp’d drinks that come with the VIP status isn’t much use but I can take a guest who also gets comp’d drinks. There are also discounts on dining and accommodation available to use my points and comp dollars on.

      • Nalar on 24/11/2021 - 17:08

        Who has the best VIP room?

        • dizzle on 24/11/2021 - 18:18

          Spearmint Rhino…Or so I've been told.

          • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 22:29

            @dizzle: Haha I had to look that one up. Well played 👏👏👏👏

        • MontyMacaw on 24/11/2021 - 22:08

          Star Sovereign in Sydney without a doubt.

          • Nalar on 24/11/2021 - 23:09

            @MontyMacaw: Can you tell us your rewards level? Is there like a Black Amex card style thing?

            • MontyMacaw on 25/11/2021 - 06:31

              @Nalar: I have platinum at one (3casinos) and gold at another (2 casinos). Black requires invitation only.

  • Cluster on 25/11/2021 - 09:51
    +5

    This is rather timely. Fake guru buster Spencer Cornelia releases a video about a US fake guru who promises he regularly makes money on roulette and that you can too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBspkFipfdg

    Oh, but MontyMacaw is so much better than this guy. He uses human nature to play.

    • MontyMacaw on 26/11/2021 - 00:07

      Nailed it bro!!

      Thanks for that I loved watching that guy be a dick. The gambler, not the other guy. Now maybe I should shave my eyebrows then paint them on go, sell some Herbal Life and call myself Montygale Macaw!

      Any fool knows the straight Martingale betting plan will get you in the end. So that’s why I don’t do it but I did try it with limited success like everybody else. Then bam! Wake up with a betting hangover.

  • Cluster on 27/11/2021 - 01:04
    +1

    MontyMacaw: "Some care a lot and others are just supportive when the community forms a pitchfork riot. Take care all. Monty out."

    You present a plan/scheme/system that's obviously fraudulent, claim to be just helping while trying to promote it, and complain about a 'pitchfork riot' (whatever that means) when people warn against the scam you're peddling?

    You're honestly trying to portray yourself as a victim here?

    If anyone actually did DM you (ozbargain would know) with support and/or trying to find out about your plan/scheme/system, I hope those people don't rock up to their local casino after your tutoring. They're in for a surprise when somehow their bankroll inevitably shrinks.

    • MontyMacaw on 27/11/2021 - 06:44
      -1

      I’m telling my story. It’s up to others to judge for themselves and that’s ok. I get it. No offence taken even when it’s intended.

      • pegaxs on 27/11/2021 - 18:37
        +1

        LOL @ Edit #3. How childish.

        @pegaxs whimpered out with feeble excuses so I guess we know what they are made of, right?

        This is incorrect. First up, I have NEVER sent you any private messages or made any dealing with you in private, I have always maintained that anything I was going to say to you was open for everyone to see and was transparent, so people are able to read my "feeble excuses" for themselves.

        And if anything, I countered your offer with another offer and YOU whimpered out. You are the one refusing here. I am happy to consider a "reasonable" offer, but making me hire an independent assessor that can only observe and that anyone involved needs to sign an NDA is ludicrous at best. (And the fact you gave me about 3 days to try and organise an "independent assessor" that specializes in roulette betting strategies)

        I didn't "whimper out", you just made the terms impossible so it would never happen. You only made an offer that was stupid or impossible to accept so your "system" could not be torn apart for the joke that it is…

        Be more reasonable with your conditions and I'll happily take you up on your offer. But while ever the conditions only favour you, no one is going to be interested.

        The current offer is;

        Explain how your "system" works and post it to your original post (Call it Edit #4: if you like.)
        Let people ask you questions about any of the steps/rules/objectives in the system. (You know, basically what an AMA is supposed to be about)
        Allow your system to be torn down to its basics and reverse engineered (Which is what we have all been asking since this thread was posted)

        Failing that, at least explain how the game of roulette can fall in favour of the player as you have stated in a number of occasions. At least lay out that part of it so we can tear just that part of your system down and check the workings of it.

        Or are you just going to "whimper out"… again??

        Lastly…

        Thanks for the positive DMs

        What? all zero of them? Pull the other one, champ. I have garnered over 581 upvotes from 51 comments in this thread alone, You, a mere 38 upvotes and 358 downvotes from 174 comments, and "you're" getting all the "well done" DM's… I don't think so.

        • MontyMacaw on 28/11/2021 - 07:11
          -1

          Oh dear did I hit a nerve? I thought you had disappeared on a flaming ship to Valhalla. But up you pop again thanks to my taunting edit. Welcome back buddy!

          1. I will not put up into a public forum any “system” or otherwise where vulnerable people might misuse it and cause themselves harm despite you claiming this is a must. As an advocate for warning others about gambling your are hypocritical for even suggesting this. Also I have said all along that giving away 30 years of development of what I do is not happening. My method is my proprietary property. Who, if and when I disclose it to is for me to decide. I have already given an example of it going wrong in the hands of a problem gambler. I have also mentioned once for fun writing a software programme to pick form in horse racing that was sold without my knowledge or permission by somebody else for profit to suckers because I made it available without considering the consequences properly so why would I repeat that? It would at the very least be irresponsible.

          2. All of your other jibes are pointless and repetitive and incorrect as I have already stated because you still don’t comprehend the original post. Go back and read it again. And again if need be until you fully understand it.

          3. You can’t tear down my methods with maths alone. Do I HAVE to keep repeating that? There is the so underrated factor of psychology involved which is being conveniently overlooked (and mocked I might add) when making yourself the OzB self proclaimed expert on gambling. You’d think that a self proclaimed trained gambling welfare person would understand this. The state of mind and sobriety factors are possibly the biggest factors in horrible outcomes for problem gamblers.

          4. Vote counting isn’t a measure of anything other than an over inflated ego on social media. I give permission here for OzBargain moderators to confirm or deny I have had supportive DMs but identities must of course be respected. I’m disappointed it has come to this but if that satisfies your narcissistic bent go ahead and request that. But remember to retract your claim that I haven’t received any supportive messages. You have made this post toxic with your relentless attacks and abuse so it’s no wonder open minded people would not want to post supportive comments only to be attacked by you and your converts as well doesn’t it? I know on some posts on OzB I don’t bother replying because they may go against the flow of the trolls and I can’t be bothered with all that crap and pass them by.

          5. My offer still stands. You have never been expected to pay anyone to observe what I do. I made the offer to show I have nothing to hide as far as my honesty is concerned despite your slanderous accusations. You find somebody who can quietly accompany me and they can observe first hand. The details of where and when must be confidential as we don’t need a circus and I value my privacy just like anybody else. They would have to agree not to divulge what I do but may publicly supply the results. IT’S NOT THAT BLOODY COMPLICATED yet your whimpering excuses have tried to make it appear so.

          Enjoy your Sunday. Oh and here are the results so far for this week:

          Monday 282
          Tuesday 717
          Wednesday -425
          Thursday 606
          Friday -561
          Saturday 488
          Sunday
          Wk Total 1107

          • pegaxs on 28/11/2021 - 10:25
            +1

            @MontyMacaw:

            Oh dear did I hit a nerve?

            Not really. I could come on here and dispel your bullshit all day. This is sport for me.

            But up you pop again thanks to my taunting edit

            Ahhh.. So we see who the real troll is here…

            I will not put up into a public forum any “system” or otherwise…

            You wont post it because you know it doesn't work and you don't want to appear more of a fool than you have been already. Talk about "weasel words".

            You keep posting fake profits from roulette, so you are implying that the system works, but then go on to say "I don't want vulnerable people to use it"… So the people that could most use a "sYsTeM tHaT WoRkZ", you wont help (Unless, of course, they "pay" for your advice). Nice.

            As an advocate for warning others about gambling your are hypocritical…

            I am advocating for problem gamblers by letting them know that your system is bullshit. I don't want them to gain false hope by reading your bullshit and thinking, "Well, if Monty can do it, so can I!". You posting how it works and everyone tearing it apart for the bullshit it is would just be knocking the last nail into your "winning system's" coffin.

            giving away 30 years of development of what I do is not happening

            Ahhh.. But you are happy to "sell" it, right?? How much to be your student? I am happy to pay to "learn" this "psychological" system.

            My method is my proprietary property.

            Then patent it.

            Who, if and when I disclose it to is for me to decide.

            More "weasel words" to "whimper away" from scrutiny.

            I have already given an example of it going wrong in the hands

            Not fact. No proof. No verifiable source. Nothing more than an anecdotal or made up fictitious story.

            I have also mentioned once for fun…

            Again, a story with no proof, with no source, totally anecdotal. Anyone can write an imaginary story.

            All of your other jibes are pointless and repetitive and incorrect.

            They are 100% correct. If they were incorrect, you would post the proof and let the facts speak for themselves and you would leave it at that. But you have this need for validation because your are trying to convince yourself. This is stereotypical behavior of someone with a gambling problem.

            I am advocating here and telling you, you are delusional about how well your system works and you need to seek help for your gambling addiction. 7 days a week for hours on end is not a healthy amount of time to spend in a casino, especially with the delusion that you have a system that wins consistently.

            you still don’t comprehend the original post.

            I have read it and re-read it plenty of times. I have also read what you have been saying throughout this whole thread. I know exactly what you are on about.

            You can’t tear down my methods with maths alone.

            Incorrect. I can literally destroy any roulette system with simple math. I don't even need to know that part of your system, I can already categorically say it is bullshit. I just want you to lay out the rest of it (the psycological part) so I can destroy that part of it as well, so maybe then you will see it doesn't actually work and you may then go and seek help for this addiction before you lose your house.

            underrated factor of psychology involved which is being conveniently overlooked

            You cant "psych out" a roulette wheel. You cant "will" winning numbers into existence. There is no "psychology" involved in roulette, any more than there is on betting on the roll of the dice. It is not a battle of wits between you and the wheel/dealer/bar staff. Roulette is NOT a game of Chess.

            Vote counting isn’t a measure of anything other than an over inflated ego on social media.

            It is if you are claiming and thanking imaginary people for sending you DM's to encourage you on your quest. If anything, you should be encouraging anyone who did message you with words of support to also seek help for gambling problems if you are their messiah.

            You have made this post toxic with your relentless attacks and abuse

            You are the one with 170+ replies. And I have not attacked anything other than your imaginary "winning system", nor have I abused you personally in any way. The fact that you take any criticism of your system as an attack on you personally shows that you have a problem divorcing fact from fiction.

            My offer still stands.

            No it doesn't. You removed that offer when you made it by making it near impossible and impractical. You rigged the offer to make it fail. You then gave me three days to comply and shouted failure when it suited you.

            On the other hand MY (and the more reasonable and most asked for) offer is still open and will remain open indefinitely. The longer it takes for you to share your system, the more bullshit it looks.

            I made the offer to show I have nothing to hide

            Then post your system to your original post if you have "nothing to hide". You say "It's my proprietary system and I'm not just going to give it away" but then go on to say "I have nothing to hide…" You are just hiding (whimpering away) behind conflicting statements (weasel words).

            They would have to agree not to divulge what I do…

            No deal. You see, this is how offers work. You make one, I look at it and decide if it works for both. If not, I reject it and make suggestions to make it fairer and you come back with a new offer. You don't get to say "Well, I win because you didn't take up my offer." No, it just means you made a shit offer that only benefited you. I want to make one that benefits everyone.

            Oh and here are the results so far for this week:

            Again, fantasy numbers. Anyone can make up numbers and write them in a forum post. This is not proof, nor is it even evidence, it is made up at best. (And you cant even adhere to your own "$300 up or down I walk away" part of your system you have divulged. Two imaginary loss days there of well over -$300…)

            And let me guess… You'll be back to update us this evening with some huge win you had on your Sunday session where you "went in twice"… Cant wait for the updated weekly win/loss…

  • MontyMacaw on 28/11/2021 - 11:07
    -1

    The ramblings of somebody whose narcissistic view of themselves as the book of knowledge full of denial that perhaps they might just be wrong.

    If one day I actually did want to profit from sharing my experience you are giving me a really good anecdotal piece to refer to - maybe a whole chapter on a book. It could go like,”there was this one time at band camp when I made a presentation to the camp that I was good at something and one of them turned the whole camp against me and took the microphone out of my hand and started telling everybody I was talking shit and lies, but they can’t afford to go to band camp now and I have a whole network of band camps with their statue at every one to inspire the little people who choose to believe that loud people shouting don’t prove anything other than they are loud and obnoxious”. I’d say have a good day buddy but I doubt you really can without others appearing to you to be basking in your aura.

    • stumo on 28/11/2021 - 12:11
      +1

      maybe a whole chapter on a book.

      <shudders> Hopefully you learn how to use paragraphs first.

      • MontyMacaw on 28/11/2021 - 13:10
        -1

        That’s your best shot? Why not quote the dictionary?? That usually empowers the poster

        • stumo on 28/11/2021 - 14:04
          +1

          And then learn how to build a better strawman.

    • pegaxs on 28/11/2021 - 12:25
      +1

      full of denial that perhaps they might just be wrong.

      Then prove me wrong. I am happy for you to prove that I am wrong and that roulette can actually be beaten…

      The rest of that post is some anti-vaxx tier delusion…

      • MontyMacaw on 28/11/2021 - 13:09
        -1

        DM me and we can find somebody that you know where I live to come see and report back. #diplomacyforyou

        • pegaxs on 28/11/2021 - 13:43
          +1

          Hahaha.. more “rules”… already said I am not hiring/finding someone to only just come and watch you play roulette. A once off appearance by you playing a game is not how peer reviewing works, so again, make it more realistic or…

          How about you just post the steps to your “winning system” to your OP and let everyone be the judge… Let us run it through one or all of the roulette simulators available on the internet and see it consistently turn a profit.

          And I already said I am not going to DM you in the interest of transparency. I am not going behind closed doors to entertain you. What you have to say, you can keep the dialogue public.

          I don’t need to know who you are, where you live, what you look like or what casino you frequent, just tell us the steps in your system so we all may diagnose it and see if it works. Hell, with the collective mind, we may even be able to improve it… or tear it from earhole to arsehole and expose it for what it really is, a scam.

          The risk is on you… or are you just going to “whimper out” again using more “weasel words”?

  • MontyMacaw on 28/11/2021 - 18:42
    -1

    [heard whispering in the wind] You will never know…..

    Or MAYBE somebody else will try and tell cos they are interested but your denial and limited ability to comprehend will trip you up again as I’m sure it has most of your life.

    So long sucker! Ca- ching$$ 🤑🤑💰💰💵💸💸💸💸💸💸

    • YZLY on 28/11/2021 - 19:21

      Please don't scam anyone and hopefully you stay in control of your gambling.

  • Moderatorhamza23 on 28/11/2021 - 19:32

    ^ On that note, it appears that this thread has run its course.

    Comments closed,

    Thanks

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