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Durex Pleasure Me Condom 30 Pack $10.95 ($9.86 S&S) + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Amazon AU

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Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool. Grab a 30 pack of some Durex Pleasure Me’s and satisfy the love of your life (even if you’re a 2 pump Peter).

That’s right, this’ll last you 30 years, you’re still waiting to use the ones from the last deal, regular fit is 14 inches too big ra ra ra. Just practice safe sex and you’ll be roses =)

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  • +1
  • +3

    I get more value cutting up latex gloves.
    Sizes vary though

    • but latex gloves can't handle the stretching

  • +1

    Lifetime supply. Win!

    • hahaha

  • +2

    I turn them inside out and pleasure myself

  • -4

    I masturbated today already

  • Purchased as the only Pleasure I get these days is from Me.

  • +1

    Dont forget to check the expiry

    • Just wear two. To be sure, to be sure

      • Isn't that like counterproductive

  • Weekend supply!

  • +1

    Penis

  • +8

    Man asks girl at counter for 99 condoms. 'F*** me!' exclaims the girl, man replies 'Make that 100 then'

  • +1

    Are these recyclable? Don’t want those fishy to get choking on them

    • Latex biodegrades fairly quickly so no need to recycle. Do put em in the bin though ;)

  • the condom deals made me think to get engage again after breakup,bought one anyway

  • +1

    What a stroke of good luck

  • +1

    I'm a bit time poor tonight. Someone help me out please? Any single original ozbargain condom joke in 2022 yet? Thanks in advance.

    • +1

      You came too late to hear any pearler jokes here from this gang (bang)

      • +1

        Early bird gets the big worm. Coming late isn't as fun.

  • Great for protecting your gargantuan zucchini while you sh

  • -1

    Good timing just ran out

    • +1

      User name checks out.

      • That doesn't make sense

        • +1

          Come on, with user name like that, it’s not so hard to figure out why you ran out so quickly…

  • +1

    Father's day gift sorted

    • +4

      There’s no Father’s Day if you use this gift!

  • Are these any good for water bombs at my kid's birthday party this weekend?

    • +4

      Not really. These offer virtually no protection against water bombs. Try a waterproof jacket for better results. But if you insist on going with these, at least your wiener will stay dry

  • +1

    Bought 10!

  • +2

    Can vouch these are pleazurable and good to jerk off into instead of the same ol' crusty sock

    • +2

      username checks out!

      • Now spread the word around!

    • -1

      I've seen that mentioned a few times recently in USA TV shows. How would that even work… you'd get something resembling carpet burn!? Have never heard it in Australia until now. Those yanking yanks are so weird… making up weird new names for things (e.g. pot stickers), using different spellings and pronunciation to the rest of the world (Jig-a-byte instead of Gigabyte… it's a wonder they pronounce "Greg" correctly instead of "Jeg"), etc - being different for the sake of being different, lol.

  • Is this fof yourself?

  • +1

    My personality is a much better contraception

  • $0.329 per unit with S&S compared to $0 per unit for the 150 I got from LifeStyles…

    • +1

      But lifestyles latex smell worse

  • That’s right, this’ll last you 30 years

    Tip (no pun intended): stop spending so much time on OB trying to score a price error, spend more time scoring in real life, you will finish them a lot sooner ok 😉

  • Are there one size fits all or I need larger 3 inch ?

  • +1

    Durex Pleasure Me

    No. DIY.

  • +1

    I always have terrible trouble breathing wearing one of these.

  • +1

    Are these SMR or CMR Connies?

    • Definitely SMR for that price

  • Does this protect against Monkey pox though? No… I thought so.

    • Maybe it does for the penis

  • -4

    Some Asian countries collect the used ones from brothels, clean, wash, lube, repack and sell them as NEW ones, ready for the big BANG. very true fact, dont buy there, BYO

  • Nice. 30 year supply.

  • 1-2 months for dispatch according to the listing ……

    • +7

      That’s a lot of foreplay

  • Is there any warranty, they are offering ?

  • What's this for?

  • Present sorted out for my one eye trouser snake

  • I thought ozb community should be stocked to the roof with condoms after the recent deals he he

  • It's hard to get into this deal

  • Came for the absolute banger of a description. Then came again.

  • Well that should do me for another 10 years.

  • -3

    Don't use these, we need to repopulate after all the vaccine death.

  • +1

    How many lifetimes will this last me?

    • Wash and reuse

  • Years supply of water bombs!

  • +1

    With monkeypox spreading this could be the next thing to go global short supply! Haha

    • +1

      I thought monkeypox was literally spread from touching not just intercourse like HIV

      • +3

        exactly - wrap all your 10 fingers with these.
        we have many of them in a box anyway

        • So you can touch someone 3 times?
          So lifetime supply!

  • -2

    My penis, my choice!

    /s

    • -1

      sLaSh EsS gUyS, jUsT a JoKe

  • Thought it was, Don't be silly wrap your willy

  • -4

    Jeez, come, come now people. Enough with the jokes.

  • Google maps constantly sends me down another route, which can be a tight fit, any good for this?

    • You're going to have trouble getting your car into one of these

    • Yes good for one way street and have one on then you won’t get the no entry sign

  • S&S isn't an option anymore since it is shipping in 1-2 months now

  • When in doubt just come it out

  • what is 2 pump Peter?

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