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$1 Piercings at 'Off Ya Tree' $1 Piercings Plus The Cost of Jewellery (Starts from $15) and Aftercare ($10)

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Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A: A buck an ear.

$1 PIERCINGS @ HAY ST (WA), 249 SWANSTON ST (VIC) AND SURFERS PARADISE BLVD (QLD) FINISHES THIS FRIDAY THE 10TH OF AUGUST (end of day)

and then, from friday

HEY EVERYONE!!
$1 PIERCINGS BEGINS THIS FRIDAY @ BALLARAT (VIC), RINGWOOD (VIC) AND CANBERRA (ACT)

AUGUST 10TH to AUGUST 31st 2012

walk in's only - no bookings needed :]

Standard piercings only. Dermals/ Surface piercings & genital piercings are not included.

Mod: Edited title to reflect actual price, Fixed start and end time

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  • +28

    +1 for the joke

    • +11

      What's a horny pirates worst nightmare??

      A sunken chest with no booty!

      • +1

        What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel fell down the front of his pants?

        Aarrrgggghhh! It's drivin' me nuts!

        • What's a pirate's favourite letter?

          Aarrrgggghhh!

          (say it out loud)

  • +3

    guess no pirates in adelaide

    • -3

      Thumbs up from the people of RADelaide! Typical….

      • I think the push to get it known as RADelaide was as successful as the ill-fated push for SMELLbourne

        Really should have workshopped it a bit more thoroughly

    • +1

      Maybe if we pronounced it Arrrrrrr-delaide, more pirates would be interested in going there?

  • +4

    Where are your bucaneers? On me buckin' head!

  • Man, still shattered that Off Ya Tree closed down at Southland… used to visit the place all the time as a little kid and I wouldn't mind another earring at $1

  • +18

    do you have to heat your own safety pin?

    Or just stick it in the flame of the bong?

  • -3

    +1 for the joke

    • -2

      +1 for the joke of a joke

  • +5

    Should include the little details:

    **$1 Piercings plus the cost of jewellery (starts from $15) and aftercare ($10). Standard piercings only. Dermals/ Surface piercings & genital piercings are not included.

  • still trying to work out how you synced up the offer and that joke

    like, is that part of the marking of the offer?? or what??

  • +8

    "genital piercings are not included"

    Awwww… Was hoping to pierce my Long John.

    • +3

      your long john is made of silver

    • According to Robin Hood, it's just a Little John. ;P

  • -3

    Where ugly people go to become more ugly.

  • I'll give you a +1 for the joke in the headline :)

  • Are eyebrow and nipple piercings class as "standard" ?

    • not so sure about eyebrow, but nipples yes

      • i take it after care is mandatory or is it optional since its a deal?

    • +4

      Yes - all male nipples are standard, but female nipples is another thing. And all are different. It's probably best for you to forward photos (multiple angles are fine) of the nipple for me to judge whether it is standard, or the next category up is "exceptional".

      • +1

        Can you also perform an online pregnancy test for me? I have photos of my vagina ready.

        • +1

          And you know what the real crime is here?
          Someone out there is going to find your comment offensive and it will probably get hidden by a mod!
          But I thought it was humorous :-)

  • +1

    $1 + $15 for jewellery = AMAzING

    Thank you so much OP for posting this, got my vertical labret done today + 2 x helix & a rook piercing done today at Swanston St, Melbs.

    The staff were all lovely and though the wait was long (3 hours) they gave you the option to leave and come back when they were ready.

    Female nipple piercings were indeed included in the deal as well. Was pretty tempted but wussed out. 4 new piercings was enough for a day, especially considering it had been 4 years since I'd last experienced the pain of any piercing! Yeowch (:

    • pics or it didn't happen

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