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Door Knockers for $1 (Was $12) + Delivery ($0 OnePass/ C&C/ $65 Order) @ Kmart

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Door Knockers for $1 (Was $12) + Delivery ($0 OnePass/ C&C/ $65 Order) @ Kmart
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Lsweetss on 14/12/2023 - 18:56 kmart.com.au (1635 clicks)
Last edited 14/12/2023 - 19:19 by 1 other user

Need a new knocker for your front door?
Knock yourself out with these $1 door knocker deals. Originally $12, now on clearance at Kmart:

Gold & Fancy (https://www.kmart.com.au/product/scalloped-door-knocker-gold…)
Black & Modern (https://www.kmart.com.au/product/halfmoon-door-knocker-black…)

Knock, knock, who's there?

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  • dealsforlife on 14/12/2023 - 19:04
    +9

    Do these door knockers also ask you to change your religion?

    • Ifndefx on 14/12/2023 - 21:00
      +1

      Hey, don't knock them.

      • randomdude14 on 14/12/2023 - 23:04
        +1

        just show them the door

  • No on 14/12/2023 - 19:09
    +5

    Suitable for indoor use only.

    • duyfken on 14/12/2023 - 19:21

      Specifically so you can return fire at the visiting religious practitioners and iPad wielding solar panel salespeople.

    • ausdday on 14/12/2023 - 20:20
      +1

      This is for you to knock back when someone knocks

      • No on 14/12/2023 - 20:50
        +5

        Makes sense, I'll put one on both sides of the toilet door.

        • TigerWoops on 15/12/2023 - 00:25

          Can you reach the door when you sit down on the toilet???

      • scottb721 on 14/12/2023 - 23:28

        I am the one who knocks!

    • BarryBargain88 on 15/12/2023 - 06:22

      Ondoor use only

  • whucenoath on 14/12/2023 - 19:09
    +7

    Cheap knockers

  • Aerith-Waifu on 14/12/2023 - 19:14
    +2

    So the JW can knock my door even louder???? NO THANK YOU!

    • Vombatidae on 14/12/2023 - 19:38
      +1

      Don’t knock it til you try it

  • rooster7777 on 14/12/2023 - 19:16
    +1

    From a fairly early age I've always found pleasure in good knockers. At 17x 13cm they are of a quite adequate size.

    Nothing against those that prefer bellringers… some folks actually go for both….. Xev comes to mind……

  • adrianhughes1998 on 14/12/2023 - 19:17
    +1

    Big knockers aye

  • AustriaBargain on 14/12/2023 - 19:25
    +1

    They're right in front of you and can open very large doors.

    • coxjon on 14/12/2023 - 20:17
      +1

      “Chair”

  • anamul on 14/12/2023 - 19:28
    +2

    Ordered but feel bad to order a $1 item with free delivery

  • King Tightarse on 14/12/2023 - 19:35
    +3

    Cue 20th century British comedy…
    Ooo look at those lovely knockers Ooo they look ever so posh with gold on 'em.
    Well I never… takes all sort dunit.. etc

  • Nirmitha on 14/12/2023 - 19:44
    +3

    No house to put them on. But got both.

    • vince89 on 14/12/2023 - 20:05
      +1

      So relieved to know I am not the only one. Motivation to buy a house.

  • rooster7777 on 14/12/2023 - 19:50

    Ordered 3 of each….and $59 of other stuffs to get free delivery.
    Look out doggy, here come those doggy overalls you've always been dreaming of….. and other random bargains.
    Thus… big knockers = happy doggy.
    ahem.

  • scottb721 on 14/12/2023 - 19:53
    +1

    Best bought in pairs.

  • lost in transit on 14/12/2023 - 19:59

    Thanks O.P …

  • ppdogs on 14/12/2023 - 20:45
    +1

    Can I connect these to homeassistant?

  • SahitDagani on 14/12/2023 - 21:13

    As a delivery driver, I hate these. Absolutely no one but you would be able to hear the knock from these.

    • No on 14/12/2023 - 21:26
      +1

      What are your favourite knockers then?

  • frozenchicken on 14/12/2023 - 21:35

    I have to say I clicked in here just to confirm my expectation that knocker jokes will be dropped :p

    I'm not disappointed :)

  • BertieBrown on 14/12/2023 - 21:36

    Not sure if anybody remembers but the Scary Movie 2 door knockers live rent free in my head.

  • zombie hunter on 14/12/2023 - 21:39

    i like big knockers and i cant deny it

  • tonka on 14/12/2023 - 22:35
    +1

    Are these the ones you mount on the wooden door behind the security door purely to annoy people?

    • DryScissors on 14/12/2023 - 23:00

      Just to frustrate poor ol’ Jehovah

  • OzzyOzbourne on 15/12/2023 - 09:14

    Got 2 big ones

  • Nillionaire on 15/12/2023 - 09:47

    I had no idea those were door knockers. I've always just knocked with my hands.

  • tichaonar on 15/12/2023 - 09:59

    Still waiting for a knock knock joke, oh well, here goes… Knock knock…

    • JerryB on 16/12/2023 - 21:59

      Who's there?

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