With the video going viral:
https://x.com/tipsformenx/status/1902608673022595531
Would like to know what your morning routine is like?
I know for me, it's to check ozb and see the latest deal that was posted overnight.
What Is Your Morning Routine?
mooodeng on 26/03/2025 - 09:37
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I live in the Australian Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Paytrick Saveman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Paytrick Saveman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
I understood this reference
tough crowd
It actually makes me sad the number of people who haven’t seen the year 2000 cinematic masterpiece: American Psycho.
@Bruceflix: I just looked it up. Is that representative of the whole movie? I don't get it. I think I'd be asleep 5 minutes in.
Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place? Do you have a dog?
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10K run - One Punch Man
Tips for men: be rich
Doh
normally wake up 0430.
Coffee and read in bed until 0500.
Morning walk ~ 25min
5min shower.
Normally between 0530-0550, wash face with L'Oreal Paris Men Expert Hydra Energetic Wake-Up Effect Face Wash and moisturise.
Deodorant and fragrance.
Brush, floss, tongue scrape and mouthwash.
Neaten hair, hairspray or gel depending.Leave for work for a 0630-1500 kinda day.
On alternate days I go to the gym for a PPL split and just get up a bit earlier and skip the walk.
Interesting morning routine for this guy, lots of cold water fash splashing.
I'm always interested what time people who wake up at 4 something go to bed
0630 -1500 sounds like a builder/tradie?
It's the neighbour's heat pump starting up wakes me at 4, doesn’t matter what time I go to bed.
When I go to bed varies, I try to listen to my body but most nights its around 2100~.
I work as a Lab & Compliance Manager in an Alcoholic Beverage Packaging plant, drive can be a bit of a killer for me, ~40 drive on a highway. blasting tunes and podcasts.
Serves you right buying a camry but then it would be the most reliable car for those long everyday trips.
I have an afternoon routine.
Nothing like some afternoon delight
Tumble out of bed. Stumble to the kitchen. Pour myself a cup of ambition. Yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Take my shirt off. Wander around my building topless. Take my PEDs.
Morning 30 min dump while catching up on ozbargain, reddit, discord , and news of the world
Check bank balance and super, cry.
4 shot coffee from Eletta coffee machine
3 pack migoreng, and 2 fried egg for breakfastAnother dump roughly 20 min after finish coffee
Drown in existential dread for 10-15 min
Get changed for work, take the obligatory pre leaving the house last minute dump.
Sounds familiar. Breakfast of champions there.
Check bank balance and super, cry.
Wait! What? You don't check your credit score?
Hand in your ozbargain license please.
credit score
If I don’t look it can’t hurt me right?
Least this is real unlike the viral video in the OP.
No morning bat?
i thought we were talking post getting out of bed.
the morning bat or BATS are non-negotiable mate.
You should look at taking all your dumps at work - you get paid to do it (and free toilet paper).
Yeah idk, after I hit 30 years ago , my body don’t work the same anymore - can’t hold it till work no more - it’s like 6am alarm - open the floodgates! . Don’t worry though, I definitely still take extended balatro/ mid life crisis / poop breaks at work.
How many times a day do you poop?
I'm thinking there might be something sus happening if you go more than two or three times a day, no?
I mean, how can one person have more poop inside them than that?
@Muppet Detector: Normally 2-3
I am extremely lactose intolerant but won’t say no to a farmers union iced coffee or three
I am also always snacking
make coffee,, drink coffee, have a shit, make another coffee
- Wake up
- <redacted>
- Put sock in laundry basket or under the bed.
- Morning dump.
- <redacted>
- Flush tissues
- Coffee
- Post coffee dump
- Browse internet
- <redacted>
Do you check Ozbargain for cheap creams and lotions as often as I do?
I recently acquired a lot of baby oil at a US government seized assets sale.
Somehow this reeks of truth.
kid wakes me up somewhere between 5.30 and 6.30
watch tv with or play with kid, make kid breakfast
give cat breakfast
brush teeth, get dressed
get kid ready and take kid to daycare
walk home, make a strong flat white and play wordle
give dog breakfast
walk dog if my partner can't
WFHWake up ~5:00AM
Get out of bed ~ 5:10AM
Morning business ~5:11AM
Make/eat breakfast ~5:20AM
Brush teeth ~5:30AM
Get dressed/pack bags for the day (work lunch, change of clothes etc.)/leave house ~5:50AM
Arrive at gym/workout ~6:15AM
Finish workout/head to shower/shower and change ~7:30AM
Walk to work ~7:45AM
Sit down at desk, Browse OzB ~7:46AMOn days with heaps of work (most days): make coffee, make cereal, then straight to the computer to start work.
On days with little or no work: head down to the pool, swim some laps, then back home to make coffee and breakfast.The same thing we do every day Pinky…
I wake up and contemplate if I actually need a job. Have a hot shower and decide I like it to much so I go to work.
My hate for social media deepens by the day.
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