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90 Cans of Takai Hard Alcoholic Soda (3x 30 330ml Cans) for $69.90 (Was $297) + Shipping ($11.95 to Syd & Melb) @ Craft Cartel

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90 Cans of Takai Hard Alcoholic Soda (3x 30 330ml Cans) for $69.90 (Was $297) + Shipping ($11.95 to Syd & Melb) @ Craft Cartel
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AssociatedJumpadoo on 07/08/2025 - 17:00 craftcartel.com.au (2121 clicks)
Last edited 07/08/2025 - 17:22 by 1 other user

We’ve got a surplus of Takai Alcoholic Soda 30 can packs. Each pack contains Orange, Cola and Lemonade.

3 Cases (30 x 330ml cans) contain:
-27x Takai Orange Hard Soda
-27x Takai Cola Hard Soda
-36x Takai Lemonade Hard Soda
(RRP for 3 cases: $300)

Product Details:
• ABV: 6%
• 330ml cans
• Best Before: Nov 2025

Tasting Notes:
Takai is a 6% ABV range that offers a thrilling ride back to the golden age of soda-pop with three iconic flavours: Alcoholic Cola, Alcoholic Orange, and Alcoholic Lemonade. Each sip of Takai is a full-throttle experience, delivering a potent punch of flavour that’s sure to satisfy even the most discerning palate. Each flavour is expertly crafted to evoke a sense of nostalgia, transporting you back to simpler times.

Shipping for 3 cases is $11.96 to metro Sydney and Melbourne. Final rates are calculated at checkout.

Dispatch date: August 20th.

Alcohol Pre-Mixed Drink Takai

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Comments

  • videoman on 07/08/2025 - 17:07
    +3

    Shipping $60 to rural areas?

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 17:12
      +1

      Depends on the area @videoman - We charge what the couriers charge us for shipping. Sadly with heavy products it can be expensive outside metro.

      • mdcsooty on 07/08/2025 - 20:44

        Change your courier Rate: $26.36 Woolooware New South Wales 2230 is very poor

        Bad Shepherd in VIC can ship a case here for $20

        • iseeyou1312 on 07/08/2025 - 22:03
          +3

          It's not the courier's fault they have to pay the Shire tax to cross the bridge.

          • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 09:48
            +2

            @iseeyou1312: Hi @mdcsooty that is for 3 cases (so less than $9 a case). We'd love it to be less, but the courier gods are expensive!

    • Dyl on 07/08/2025 - 19:49
      +1

      Yeah $45 for me

  • tiarneyyyh on 07/08/2025 - 17:13
    +4

    Sugar content?

    • nosytt on 07/08/2025 - 17:32
      +19

      yes

    • Dyl on 07/08/2025 - 19:49

      It's over 9000

      • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 09:39

        35g per litre.

        Cheers

  • Some Random Guy on 07/08/2025 - 17:13
    +2

    I don't need it but it's cheap so I want to buy it

    Though RRP of $100 is a rort…

  • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 17:14
    +4

    Hi @Some Random Guy - RRP's are based off the brewery price. You will see the 24 packs in market currently for between $80 and $90.

    Cheers

  • MoistOyster on 07/08/2025 - 17:16
    +5

    Do they contain sweeteners or actual sugar?

    List of ingredients please

    • PuppieWayne on 07/08/2025 - 21:11
      +6

      If you are concerned about sugar when drinking alcohol, you aren't doing it right..

      • MomentOfTruss on 08/08/2025 - 02:24

        If you're concerned about sugar when eating…

  • Binggggo on 07/08/2025 - 17:17
    -2

    $10 per can rrp. Ouch :)

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 17:18
      +1

      Hi @Binggggo - This deal is for $90 cans so RRP is just over $3 a can.

      Cheers

    • MoistOyster on 07/08/2025 - 17:20
      +2

      It’s 3x30 packs not 30 in total

      • SetTheFaqUp on 07/08/2025 - 20:24
        +8

        There are 3 type of people when it comes to maths, ones that can count, and ones that can't. OP is the 3rd type.

  • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 17:17

    We will have to chase that for you @MoistOyster

  • MrPants on 07/08/2025 - 17:19

    Might want to change the title

    (3x 30 330ml Cans)

    looks like 90 cans.

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 17:23
      +1

      Thanks @MrPants - we've taken your advice!

  • Sigmate on 07/08/2025 - 17:20

    So we ordering 90 cans or 30 cans?

  • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 17:21
    +6

    90 cans - 3 cases of 30

    • Sigmate on 07/08/2025 - 17:24

      Thanks for clarification, shipping is too high for me unfortunately. Have seen this on clearance at LiquorLand

    • MrPants on 07/08/2025 - 17:30
      +2

      90 cans - 3 cases of 30

      Now you have my undivided attention. Just placed an order.

      • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 09:49
        +2

        Thanks for your support @MrPants!

  • MoistOyster on 07/08/2025 - 17:26

    Interested if it’s sugar, not sweeteners

  • the-fuzz on 07/08/2025 - 17:27
    +8

    lol, read some reviews for these - terrible terrible reviews - YMMV

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 17:29
      +1

      It's not everyone's jam, but the 8k cases we've sold this month suggests otherwise ;)

    • scud70 on 07/08/2025 - 17:52
      +7

      This one cracked me up! hahaha gave it 5 stars for being so bad that it's the perfect penalty in a drinking game

      5 out of 5 stars.
      Not the drink u r looking 4
      Mark B
      a month ago
      The perfect beverage for a drinking game — its only real purpose is as a penalty drink. We couldn’t decide what was worse: the taste itself, or the regret of not buying more. Either way, it made the weekend.
      Originally posted on Liquorland

  • naphman on 07/08/2025 - 17:34

    Is it boozy? - does it get ya drunk?

    IM ALL IN!

  • Troymdon on 07/08/2025 - 17:36
    +1

    So, you've sold 8,000 cases this month, now selling well below RRP… what's the catch? What's the best before?

    • furiousgeorge on 07/08/2025 - 17:37
      +1

      Says it right there. Nov.

      • Troymdon on 07/08/2025 - 17:54

        My bad! It is too. Thanks :)

  • Vulvasaur on 07/08/2025 - 17:36
    +2

    Rep can you please reply to the 3 other comments asking for sugar content or ingredients ?

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 18:15

      Chasing for you @Vulvasaur

      Cheers

  • Oh Daddy on 07/08/2025 - 17:45
    +6

    Comment on First choice:
    1 out of 5 stars.
    Got Sold A Dream
    JohnD
    4 months ago
    Bought it after the cashier told us it was pretty good. We thought it'd be nice to try something new outside of -196 and Hyoketsu but it got me questioning my life decision. The taste of Shochu (fermented rice alcohol) was overwhelming the cola and lemon flavour. You might as well say it was Shochu mixed with few drops of flavoured syrup. If you don't want your weekend ruined with horrendous Alcohol I'd avoid it at all cost.

  • AnotherRedLight on 07/08/2025 - 17:49
    -3

    https://aa.org.au/

  • SS625 on 07/08/2025 - 18:08

    Taste good?

    • mskeggs on 07/08/2025 - 21:34
      +3

      Absolutely not, but it stops the 20yro drinking my beer if I have these in the fridge.

  • Just ignore me on 07/08/2025 - 18:13
    +9

    These tasted terrible at first, but I forced myself to drink them since I had three cases. Every time I took a sip, I reminded myself how cheap each can was. Eventually, I started to like the flavor.

    • Noppy on 07/08/2025 - 20:33
      +3

      That's the addtitude I'll be packing to drink away the pain inflicted from my toddlers.

  • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 18:17
    -5

    We can see a few bad reviews online for Apple iPhones too ;)

    • kbw on 07/08/2025 - 21:21

      What did he mean by this?

  • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 18:17

    Cheap and cheerful. Good for a hot day! Is it Grange? No, but easy to drink and a bargin at the price (we think!)

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 07/08/2025 - 19:02

    90 cans - sounds like a messy Friday night

    • freefall101 on 07/08/2025 - 19:40

      Like I say every time I buy something at dan murphys, breakfast sorted.

      They hate me and don't find alcoholism funny at all, but that's never going to stop me. I've entered my old man phase of life. Good luck stopping me now!

    • mskeggs on 07/08/2025 - 21:35
      +1

      6% too. Class leading power to weight ratio.
      Taste is dreadful.

  • BarginHunterDad on 07/08/2025 - 19:24

    Well pulled the trigger cause the lawns need mowing and a thirst will be generated

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 09:50

      Thanks for your support @bargainhunterdad!

  • Dyl on 07/08/2025 - 19:48

    $45 regional shipping, big oof

    Just confirming it's 3x 3x 10, right? 90 cans?

    Single pack 30 pack is $30 it appears https://craftcartel.com.au/product/takai-alcoholic-hard-soda…

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 20:01

      Buy the 3 x 30 pack bundle and you are sorted! ;)

      • Dyl on 07/08/2025 - 20:06
        +3

        $1.30/can delivered, I guess that's not bad.

  • apiecost on 07/08/2025 - 19:54
    +1

    It's a good deal, considering each can is 330 Megalitres.

  • Black Feed Dog on 07/08/2025 - 20:00
    +5

    these are trash, do not taste like cola or orange soda at all, its monk fruit with sweetener which tastes weird and bad
    only way to make em bearable is mixing, might as well buy cask wine at that point

    • Kamppinator on 07/08/2025 - 20:10
      +1

      Agreed have had 3 cans of a 10 pack and will probably tip the remaining out

  • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 07/08/2025 - 20:02
    +5

    For those asking, 35g sugar / litre.

    Cheers

    • Dyl on 07/08/2025 - 20:05
      +4

      Actually not bad tbh

  • sunnyc on 07/08/2025 - 22:50

    It's a great deal. What's the expiry.

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 06:25

      November 2025 (Some are actually Jan 2026, not work of the shortest date!)

      Cheers

  • frkino on 07/08/2025 - 23:17

    Thank you OP ofr sharing.
    It may not be everyone's taste, this is an easy option to fill up the fridge for me

    bound to get thirsty sometime !

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 06:26

      Thankls for your support @frkino

      Cheers

  • sonicentropy on 08/08/2025 - 00:02

    Yeah not a fan, tastes more like a fortified wine than a real spirit based RTD. If you dont mind your sugary booze tasting like cheap white wine this is your drink.

  • nng526 on 08/08/2025 - 02:03

    Does this have sugar or not? Please provide the nutrition panel..
    if full of sugar I will give a miss even i knew those sugar substitute like aspartame is also bad for you and increase your chance to have diabetes.

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 06:24

      We don't have the nutritional panel from the supplier. Might be best to give this one a wide berth @nng526, to be safe.

      Cheers

      • nng526 on 08/08/2025 - 11:47

        In Australia, pre-packaged food and drinks must comply with the Australia New Zealand Food Standards Code.
        Standard 1.2.1 requires certain information on labels, and Standard 1.2.8 requires a Nutrition Information Panel on most products unless an exemption applies.
        Selling packaged drinks without the required labelling can breach the Food Standards Code and may be enforced by state health departments or the ACCC.

        • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 14:48

          Thanks @nng526. Just to clarify - the cases will have all compliant information on it, but we don't have that in front of us. Cases sit in a big old warehouse ready to be distributed.

          Cheers

  • Oldmate88 on 08/08/2025 - 11:52

    Pulled the trigger.

    It will probably give the worst hang over, but for a golf weekend in Shepparton, this is probably on point

  • GrandMaster on 08/08/2025 - 14:19

    "Dispatch date: August 20th."

    You'll be lucky to get these before their expiry date considering how slow Craft Cartel's shipping is.

    • AssociatedJumpadoo @ Craft Cartel on 08/08/2025 - 14:21

      We here you @GrandMaster - These bad boys are ready to roll!

  • Captain Yobbo on 08/08/2025 - 15:45
    +1

    Each sip of Takai is a full-throttle experience, delivering a potent punch of flavour that’s sure to satisfy even the most discerning palate. Each flavour is expertly crafted to evoke a sense of nostalgia, transporting you back to simpler times.

    What an absolute load of wank.

    • n3ck3ntry8bort0rgasm on 09/08/2025 - 19:58

      What an absolute load of wank.

      how?

      a sense of nostalgia, transporting you back to simpler times.

      to me says, "transporting you back to 1331 when this was the best tasting drink ever".

  • Grazz989 on 08/08/2025 - 19:58

    There's obviously some catch here.

    I recently purchased some cans of what I thought were proper alcopops (spirit + soft drink), but they were just carbonated wine with flavourings. It's the same idea as little fat lamb - if you brew the lot after adding the flavourings, not before, then it doesn't count as an alcopop and so the tax is cheaper.

    Is it the same sort of thing here?

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