If your baby is born 14th of November 2013 you get a free cot from Ikea or a $99 gift voucher if they are out of stock. Only valid in WA & SA but if you can bag a cheap flight and hide the pregnancy from the airline staff there is no reason people from the other states couldn't have there baby in WA or SA to take advantage of this offer.
One for Mum. One for Dad and One for Ikea Freebie!
why not promo like this : you can get a $200 voucher at your 200th birthday in ikea…
Melbourne 17:30 Thu, 14 Feb 13
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Price Summary Saver
1 x Adult $289.00
Adult 1: 1 bag (up to 23kg)
i think this is supposed to be in the Jacobs Creek Mystery Flight thread.
Something to 'shoot' for I guess ;)
Do scheduled caesarians count? :)
Typical ozbargainer would schedule a caesarian at 27 weeks just to get a $99 cot ;)
Box of Valentine's Day chocolates and wine. $50
Raising the resultant child to adulthood. $500,000
Telling the child their birthday was determined by an IKEA freebie? Priceless
haha…classic
if you've raised your kid right, they'll be proud of it :p
anyone needing a free cot? I'm happy to provide the service now so you can make the claim in 9 month …lol
Damn! Gotta find a lady by tonight and impregnate her before the coupon becomes invalid!
All those Boost Juice relationships may end up meeting up again in 9 months time :)
It's not when you start, it's when you finish.
any ladies want to make a kid? split a cot in 9 months?
I'm comin to get one
I see what you did there…
What if people actually do this, and then their baby is born in November, but not on 14th.
I can actually imagine some stupid people doing this and having a caesarian on Nov14 for the cot.
And this is why OzBargainers even exist!
what an inducement!
Sperm bank here I come.
Oh my gosh I laughed so hard at the comments on this one that I had a contraction (yes really). Can't see me managing to cross my legs and hold onto this kid for an additional 7 months - but I'll give it a shot. Anything for a freebie!
I hope a lot of people hold them to this offer - they've been cheeky knowing that very few babies are born on their due date and that a pregnancy isn't exactly 9 calendar months long. So anyone who clips the coupon and gives it a 'shot' isn't likely to get the cot. But hey, I'm sure someone will claim.
"Delivery not included" lol :)
Too late, actually takes 40 weeks unless birth is premature. Will we see a bunch of people aggressively demanding early caesarians?
IKEA even provide helpful instructions on how to make the baby.
http://leetlady.com/blog/index.php/2010/11/24/how-to-make-a-…
Specifically:
http://leetlady.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/8e6399f9…
what if someone gets a Cesarean just for the promo…
Thanks Ikea. You have just probably increased the Bogan population.
bonus points for proving you conceived in the store ?
Very subtle.