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Durex 12 Pack Bogan Condoms Now Only $2 at Coles

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Saw these Aussie 'Stand Proud' condoms had dropped to $2 at Coles Kilsyth, Vic. Other stores that didn't rise to the occasion when they were $3.35 may still have stock, but it might be getting harder trying to find them now.

This works out to be $0.17 each for some Banana and Apple goodness. I guess the green ones could've been useful for St. Patrick's Day, but we all know what the Irish think of contraception. ;)

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    • +32

      I work at Coles, but realistically have nothing to do with this deal. It's just the Ozbargain rules.

      • +8

        You just don't what to look like you go around looking for condoms do you?

        • +26

          Settle down

        • +14

          Bogan's aren't really a 'race', they're more of a 'culture'. Just FYI. :)

        • +4

          Do you consider calling British Poms racist?

        • +2

          dreadpiratedan, you need to learn what the word 'racist' means…

        • Maybe he was thinking that the reference to the Irish was racist? I mean its not likely but its also not possible that referring to bogans is racist

        • +1

          Culture, maybe, but not a lot of it.

      • +10

        "it might be getting harder trying to find them" - I see what you did there.

        • +1

          you missed another one earlier

        • +3

          Huythanhv2, didn't rise to the occasion , did he?:(

      • kudos to you for working at Coles! :)

      • I'm sure Coles has 100s of items on Special. Why choose this? WHY??!

    • +38

      What's with the claiming to be a pirate?

        • +55

          with a mirror.

        • -2

          he's dyslexic. Pretty sure you are not considering the intellectual level of your comments

        • !stnap ruoy ni trats uoy nadetaripdaerd

    • dear god, you've collected more negatives in a thread than JV in a week!

  • +36

    Bookmarked, in case I find a woman in the next few days.

    • +2

      Why not buy now so that you can get into action straight away rather than having to look for Coles when you need it?

      • +29

        It's cheaper this way.

        • +18

          And more realistic.

      • +7

        Who wants that kind of commitment?!

      • +43

        Don't forget these are bogan condoms. Its part of the ritual to drag your sheila into Coles before a shag in the carpark.

      • if you buy now and cant get action until the use/best before date then you did not save money.

    • you might be waiting along time my friend lol

  • Do they have a use by date? That can be important…

    • Because some people may not end up having a chance to use these?

  • Queue all the terrible puns.

    • +11

      Cue.

    • +8

      here they come…

  • +8

    I went to get some, but looks like they were pulled before I got there.

    • +10

      Broden 'beat you' to it

  • +8

    I'm against the over-use of the term 'bogan'.. you're watering it down! Bogans don't use doms.. hence the hords of undernourished little bastards saying "yuscyaaaant" in the shopping malls of less renowned suburbs :p

    • +2

      Real bogans use a grocery bag and a rubber band

      • +2

        or glad wrap

  • +3

    20 condoms for $2? What a bargain. That'll be a hard act to follow.

    • +6

      Not really, considering there are actually 12 in the pack.

      • lol

      • 11, a Bogan pilfered one from the pack in the red mist of lust.

  • +9

    $2 condoms… Pity they are 'Bogan', they probably never work.

  • +1

    Bogan condoms - guaranteed to make your shiela preggers anyway…

  • Is it can only use on Australia Day?

    • Yes, you may only use them on Australia day. Any other day of the year and it will melt onto your ****.

  • best post ever… rofl

  • +1

    Banging a bogan. No thanks. Lol. Reminds me of the episode of Fat Pizza, with Sleek The Elite banging that bogan mother Shazza. Bring back this show. :D

  • +7

    If you're the kind of person who rushes to a store for a deal on condoms, then a 12 pack is likely a lifetime supply.

  • +8

    Cool, I might use these as balloons for my daughters 7th birthday.

    • ಠ_ಠ

      • +11

        So this deal is 7 years & 9 months too late for you then :(

        • Yes but they weren't $2 back then!

  • +6

    all bogan condoms have a rip in them for extra pregnancy

  • +3

    Are these machine washable?

  • +7

    ok ok ok i bought a pack…. Now what do I with it??? :)

  • +2

    Now I just need to find an easy bogan

  • do they take trade-ins?

  • +1

    +1 just for the description and how weird it may have looked taking a picture of connies.

    • connies… never heard of that one before haha

    • in my mind Connies refers to converse shoes. That could lead to a 'Knocked Up' situation.
      Her - 'got any connies?'
      me - 'yeah ill get them'
      proceeds to have sex in stylish yet comfortable shoes without a condom

  • +9

    condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion

    • +4

      that's almost dad joke material

  • +1

    Man : Do you love our country?
    Woman : Yes of course why?
    Man : Then it is your civic duty to make this Australian flag fly.

  • Link to a previous Sandwich bag deal, for the true Bogan Ozbargainers.

    http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/65742

  • Green and Gold Coloured lol … what is it actually like? Actual product Photo?

  • +3

    Thanks OP. Picked up a couple for the kids

  • +2

    The title should have been save $500,000 when you spend $2. Look up the cost of raising a child in Aus and you will be glad you forked out the $2 :)

    • +1

      But killed several billions.

  • +2

    Represent!

  • Sold out in all stores at NT, due to an over demand…

    • blatant lie, contraception hasn't made it's way up there yet we all know that.

  • +2

    $0.17 compared to $100,000+ to raise a kid (statistics). In literal terms seems like the biggest bargain ever!

  • +1 for the title, however I don't believe bogans use condoms! thats how they manage to produce :D

  • +1

    Hope the green or yellow doesn't rub off, could be an interesting visit to the fanny quack…

  • Is this like that competition they had years ago with the unique pineapple flavoured prima`s?

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