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Status In Penalty Box.
Member Since 29/12/2010
Last Seen 06/09/2019
Location Vic

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Too shy to take a picture of the ticket... instead we get a picture with boobs :(
06/10/2013 - 17:26
This might explain why JV is so good at pocket billiards :P
04/10/2013 - 12:39
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
03/10/2013 - 10:00
Visions or dreams? [Generally speaking, food in dream usually refers to food for thoughts, ideas, new beliefs, etc. They are ideas you take...
02/10/2013 - 16:26
> Special Guests: > > Joan Hanger - Dream Interpreter
02/10/2013 - 15:43
See [beer snob](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer%20snob).
29/09/2013 - 17:44
Zzz... still waiting...
29/09/2013 - 15:53
4 grand finals and his pool room has how many [Jock McHale medals](http://www.afl.com.au/stats/awards/jock-mchale-medal)?
29/09/2013 - 13:11
Guessing the jacket is made of really soft material... just like their players :P
29/09/2013 - 12:39
Chocolate milkshake peanut butter sandwich!
24/09/2013 - 09:13
Bangladesh is the new China, as we all know Chinese workers get paid way too much!
24/09/2013 - 09:11
Smooth move :P
19/09/2013 - 12:56
Real ozbargainers buy [100 Personna Red double edge blades for $30](http://www.mensbiz.com.au/personna-red-pack-israeli-blades-100.html).
16/09/2013 - 09:17
Read title as "FREE Can of Spunk..." Slightly disappointed, but I guess I'll have to drink a beer instead tonight :P
14/09/2013 - 15:58
No way! Is that really a thing? Years ago people laughed when I asked "What if we use the skin from skinless chicken in...
13/09/2013 - 16:18
If you play as St Kilda star Stephen Milne (aka the rapist), you can do anything you like on an off the field :P
10/09/2013 - 11:21
If you hit the controller combo up up x x x, Hirdy goes into a steroid induced rage and punches everyone on and off the field :P
10/09/2013 - 08:59
Wish I had a place big enough to fit a shed!
09/09/2013 - 16:39
Mis-read the title as "Napolean Dynamite"... disappointed it's not him :(
07/09/2013 - 09:55
Step 1 to meeting women on Facebook: sign up to Facebook. Nope.
07/09/2013 - 09:51
It will be awesome when someone else is involved when you are having sex!
06/09/2013 - 19:34
Unfortunately, the URL you supplied is for a spell checker, not a grammar checker.
06/09/2013 - 09:13
That cat book was even more lame than I expected: avoid.
05/09/2013 - 11:39
Step 1: don't use your real name in your user profile... oops :P
03/09/2013 - 17:28
Impressive haul, but next time bring a shopping trolley to the [back of the truck and fill 'er up](http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/99204)...
03/09/2013 - 16:56
Especially if you're a [St Kilda football player with a lighter](http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-09-02/dwarfs-clothes-lit-up-by-saint) :P
03/09/2013 - 10:41
Agreed... did that dwarf feast at Bilbo's place go for an hour and a half or did I just zone out?
31/08/2013 - 12:23