Krazy Kmart Kricket Sale (Cricket Bats/Sets from $2 - $9) [Kmart Fairfield, NSW]

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  bomber_bloke on 12/04/2013 - 16:59

  +1

  "These make great gifts for nephews"

  Ooohhhh you are going to have some angry members of the world champion Southern Stars womens cricket team walking around Fairfield with bats in hand looking for you!

  Better pick yourself up a box to protect your stump and two leather balls or you are going to need a batting glove to take care of your off stump!

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    highdealer on 12/04/2013 - 17:02

    he did said nephews not nieces

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      bomber_bloke on 12/04/2013 - 17:30

      Exactly, he forgot to mention nieces! I'm pretty sure the women's team would give the men's a run for their money at the moment!

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        highdealer on 12/04/2013 - 17:38

        +5

        I was under the impression that he was saying australian men cricket is so bad that it would not matter if they use kmart bat/equipment. I think you misunderstood that point.

        That why nieces was not included. I believe they deserve high end willow bat for their future success :P

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        johnn on 13/04/2013 - 19:27

        Exactly, he forgot to mention nieces!

        When I was writing this I knew someone would pick up on it :)

        why nieces was not included. I believe they deserve high end willow bat for their future success

        Haha spot on!

        It's all in good fun guys

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    Dealer12345 on 12/04/2013 - 17:13

    +2

    What on earth are you on about?

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  koala72 on 12/04/2013 - 17:01

  +10

  The KKK sale!!

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    Cluster on 12/04/2013 - 18:16

    +9

    Get the whole clan together for a game :-)

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      sithsylar on 12/04/2013 - 20:22

      +1

      I lost my shit at that hahah.

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    edfoo on 12/04/2013 - 21:33

    +1

    I guess the uniform must be all white. Headgear too.

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  [Deactivated] on 12/04/2013 - 17:43

  Kmart Allsports?

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  Wallyt99 on 12/04/2013 - 19:07

  +2

  I have a $500 cricket bat which I have to apply oil to and use it to play competition grade cricket. I can assure you these bats would not be suitable for you because they are not suitable for me.

  If I used this kit around my Saturday Morning Latte Cricket Club they would point and laugh at me. This is another rrason why you shouldn't buy it. The maintenance on this cricket set would be huge and you would no doubt have to go and purchase something better. Don`t buy it! Using these bats is downright dangerous!

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    ElWircho on 12/04/2013 - 19:32

    +10

    For the sake of your sanity I hope you are joking.

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      sithsylar on 12/04/2013 - 20:23

      I doubt he is joking considering criket bats can get really $$$$. Plus its comp grade.

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      Wallyt99 on 12/04/2013 - 21:54

      +11

      Of course I was bloody joking. I was trying to draw a parallel between the Saturday Morning Latte cyclists who tell everyone not to buy cheap bikes. Obviously that humour was far too sophistacated for this board - so in order to lighten the mood - 'Ainol' HAHAHA!

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        HereYeeHereYee on 13/04/2013 - 15:11

        You're still getting negged even you clarified it as a joke. Shame on those who neg and don't have a sense of humour! I +1 your joke hopefully it won't be -4 for long

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    dan76n on 12/04/2013 - 21:19

    -1

    If I used this kit around my Saturday Morning Latte Cricket Club they would point and laugh at me.

    Are these the same people that I laugh at when I drive past and see them standing out in the middle of the local cricket field in their whites all weekend in the middle of summer?

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      StewBalls on 13/04/2013 - 08:58

      LOL, it always reminds me of that old Noel Coward song: "Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun." :)

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  darthhasbro on 12/04/2013 - 19:19

  +5

  These bats are for hitting tennis balls, surely no one who plays grade cricket is going shopping for equipment at K Mart

  Great for kids to muck around with in the backyard

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  blitz on 12/04/2013 - 22:58

  Just think. With the amount paid to the Australian cricket team, we could put one of these bats into the hands of every kid in Australia.

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  llama on 13/04/2013 - 00:07

  +1

  Just for the record, the full size one is not too bad. I've been using one for a few months to bash back my kid's fast bowls in the practice nets. The handle hasn't snapped off, unlike his $40 bat that was a name brand.

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    Roary on 15/04/2013 - 17:26

    Did you oil the bat? I picked one up for my boy when he grows up but the willow seems a bit dry.

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  mlburnian on 13/04/2013 - 13:07

  that's marvellous

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  pennae on 24/04/2013 - 14:26

  My local Kmart (Kardinya, WA) had about 10 the Aerial Harrow Cricket Set left today (Wednesday 24/04).