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Free Safe Sex Kit from Redaware.org.au Including Condoms & More

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gooddealmate on 13/04/2013 - 18:04 redaware.org.au (11734 clicks)

Free Condoms, badges, stickers and other AWESOME merchandise…apparently.

Here's the blurb…

With 75% of STIs occurring amongst young people it’s time to take action
Red Aware is an interactive campaign to bring young people together to take real action and prevent the spread of HIV & other STIs. Sound like you?

Join today and start being part of the solution. We’ll send you regular emails with tips, freebies, and other ways to get Red Aware. And if you live in Australia, we’ll send you a free safe sex kit with condoms, badges, stickers and other awesome merch!

Being Red Aware means:
Think Red: Think about your sexual health and get informed
Talk Red: Start a conversation about sexual health
Act Red: Take positive action to prevent the spread of HIV and other STIs

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  • Halc on 13/04/2013 - 18:07
    +42

    badges and stickers eh? sounds like i've been doing it wrong all along

    • SBOB on 13/04/2013 - 18:14
      +17

      well, a correctly placed sticker could prevent STI's ;)

      • Elijha on 13/04/2013 - 18:42
        +44

        But don't reuse them or you may get an STI (Sticker transmitted Infection)

      • Lord Fart Bucket on 13/04/2013 - 18:43
        +9

        A correctly placed sticker could ensure no sex ever again. Especially if it has a politically correct slogen from some stupid focus group.

        • The Gent on 14/04/2013 - 01:17

          Can't we all take this seriously!?

          This is ejaculately what they're trying to prevent!

        • arcticmonkey on 14/04/2013 - 10:45

          Oh dear.

        • Tal_Shiar on 14/04/2013 - 12:45

          Damn dude, you got flamed!

        • The Gent on 15/04/2013 - 10:52

          I'm 12 for 12 my man.

    • thebargainhunter on 13/04/2013 - 22:29
      +1

      Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I've never 'been' with a safe before…

      • frostee on 14/04/2013 - 14:10

        What's in the safe?

    • [Deactivated] on 14/04/2013 - 09:26
      +1

      Awkward Facebook liking is awkward:

      https://twitter.com/ozdj/status/323207410984579072/photo/1

      …definitely doing it wrong.

  • SydStrand on 13/04/2013 - 18:13

    I'm curious, do people ever pay for condoms? Every single uni open day or seminar gives them out like free candy and most campus medical centres have bowels of them on the counter. Combine this with freebies from public awareness campaigns like this, I've never had to suffer the embarrassment of bringing a box to a counter.

    • Aids on 13/04/2013 - 18:15
      +2

      Yeah, cos having sex is really embarassing…..:/

      Depends on how many you go through I guess.

    • Sabs on 13/04/2013 - 18:17
      +35

      Yes, of course they do. Not everyone's a uni student, and really, you shouldn't feel embarrassed buying condoms. I would personally feel pretty embarrassed constantly taking free condoms from a uni medical centre, though. :/

      • montorola on 13/04/2013 - 19:27
        +11

        But isn't that what OzBargains all about?

        • JoJoker on 14/04/2013 - 18:56
          +1

          "OzBargain - Please take one condom and pass the bowl along"

    • backsideslappy on 13/04/2013 - 18:17
      +14

      The free ones are always rubbish though. Might as well cut the finger off a dishwashing glove and use that.

      • gooddealmate on 13/04/2013 - 18:20
        +86

        you fit in a glove finger? ;)

        • MaMan on 13/04/2013 - 18:46

          Yeah that why he has the handle: Back Side Slappy!!

        • [Deactivated] on 13/04/2013 - 22:50

          you fit in a glove finger? ;)

          Unthinkable………

      • bluechan on 13/04/2013 - 18:34
        +1

        I agree with the free = rubbish… I mean really they're not that expensive… Even if you "double bag".

        • montorola on 13/04/2013 - 19:33
          +19

          Real men use glad wrap

      • SydStrand on 13/04/2013 - 18:57
        +3

        The free ones are just the bog standard Durex, Medium size you buy in stores. Only they get them in bulk and hand them out.

    • ThePistonHead on 13/04/2013 - 18:17
      +2

      You seriously think taking free condoms from a counter is less embarrassing than getting one from a store? Notwithstanding self checkouts.

      • Tal_Shiar on 13/04/2013 - 18:20
        +22

        taking your girl to get a morning after pill is more embarrassing, just sayin :)

        • Halc on 13/04/2013 - 18:25
          +2

          well the whole idea of the morning-after pill is to make it easily accessible to anyone lest the embarrassment factor deters anyone from getting them. you still gotta ask for it though ;)

        • bluechan on 13/04/2013 - 18:32

          Getting the morning after pill isn't that bad. See the GP. Go to the pharmacy. No different than getting antibiotics.

        • bigtom_999 on 13/04/2013 - 19:11
          +3

          Not getting the morning after pill because it's too embarrassing and then finding out a couple of months later that she's pregnant is even more embarrassing…

        • Tal_Shiar on 13/04/2013 - 19:26
          +3

          not wanting a child was all the motivation I needed to get me through it

        • Lucky13 on 13/04/2013 - 21:11

          Youre only supposed to use the morning after pill like 3-4 times in a lifetime. Its not like taking antibiotics

        • jennkei on 13/04/2013 - 21:58
          +2

          You can actually just skip the GP and head straight to the pharmacist. They can give it out after determining eligibility by asking a few questions/having the girl fill in a form (depends on the place). :)

        • quickling on 13/04/2013 - 22:42
          +2

          really? what happens if you take it 5 times?

        • MrJed on 13/04/2013 - 23:24
          +1

          Not much if it's like 1 a year for 5 years, the main points are:
          There are no long-term effects of emergency contraception, or any serious side effects. Frequent use may cause periods to become irregular and unpredictable. Emergency contraception should not be used as a form of ongoing birth control because there are other forms of birth control that are a lot more effective and less expensive.

        • shmahoo on 14/04/2013 - 02:04

          please change your nick to "DrJed" - great explanation for the young OzBargainers

        • lou knee on 14/04/2013 - 12:23
          -1

          Unless you live in a country town where self-righteous pharmacists place their religious delusions above the needs of the people they're meant to be providing a healthcare service to.

        • Lucky13 on 14/04/2013 - 17:52

          I had a Dr actually say you should only take it a couple of times ever. Its supposed to be pretty serious stuff a really strong version of the pill and he said it wasnt good for your body to take it too many times. Anyway just thought I should mention it

        • Tenebrae on 14/04/2013 - 18:32

          Use that argument on halal kebab shops, then we'll talk.

    • PlagueistheCheap on 13/04/2013 - 18:18
      +2

      Taking alot of free condoms is one thing, using them appropriately is another!

      • shmahoo on 14/04/2013 - 02:05
        -1

        You shouldn't be taking the condoms, they're for putting on your cucumber

    • Tal_Shiar on 13/04/2013 - 18:18
      +4

      sounds like you have an active love life….

      • hixx101 on 13/04/2013 - 19:03
        +1

        I was thinking the same, maybe a free condom a month is enough for him ;)

    • 51ngh on 13/04/2013 - 18:26
      +26

      bowels of them on the counter

      yuk

    • jong on 13/04/2013 - 18:41
      +3

      I'm curious, do people ever pay for condoms? Every single uni open day or seminar…

      Not everyone is at uni.

      • slowmo on 13/04/2013 - 18:54
        +3

        I'm not at uni but I still get it there. just saying. ..

      • SydStrand on 13/04/2013 - 18:56

        You don't need to be a student to get showbags. Ditto with their medical centres which serve the surrounding community, not just students. In fact, most medical centres in college towns do this, even if they're not affiliated with the institution.

      • c64 on 13/04/2013 - 19:01

        Every single uni open day or seminar gives them out like free candy and most campus medical centres have bowels of them on the counter.

        well, 1 or 2 might last you a year luke skywalker, but not so for everyone else ..

    • ryanlundie on 13/04/2013 - 18:59
      +1

      Bowels…Wait what BOWELS full of condoms,Eww poo covered condoms.

      • c64 on 13/04/2013 - 19:03
        +15

        i take it you don't work at airport customs …

    • [Deactivated] on 13/04/2013 - 19:01

      Well nothing against you, but I'm uncomfortable getting my condoms from bowels…

    • Captain Obvious on 13/04/2013 - 19:02
      +11

      see I don't think it's embarrassing at all. Once in Coles all I bought was condoms and chocolate - checkout chick told me to 'have a nice day', I thought to myself '…did you not see what I bought, of course I'm going to have a good day!'

      • Sabs on 13/04/2013 - 19:20
        +14

        Hehe, reminds me of an incident a few months ago at the supermarket. The checkout girl was scanning my items with a smirk on her face and I couldn't work out why. When I got home, I realised that buying condoms along with a cucumber might have led her to the wrong conclusion… (I did buy a bunch of other items, too, just FYI. :p)

        • retiredfeline on 13/04/2013 - 19:25
          +5

          Sounds like a kinky chick. Did you get her number? :)

        • Sabs on 13/04/2013 - 19:27
          +8

          I'm also a chick (who likes guys). But next time, I'll try to get her number for you. :p

        • retiredfeline on 13/04/2013 - 19:28

          :D

        • strangeloops66 on 13/04/2013 - 19:55
          +11

          Don't cucumbers already come with a wrapper?

        • Sabs on 13/04/2013 - 19:58
          +1

          Let me preface this by saying that I don't know from personal experience (really :p), but I imagine the plastic wrapping on a cucumber isn't particularly robust.

        • strangeloops66 on 13/04/2013 - 20:02
          +1

          There's a line there, but I'm not touching it! (or crossing it).

        • shmahoo on 14/04/2013 - 02:05
          +1

          or inserting it

      • hahaboy on 14/04/2013 - 02:51
        +1

        I used to work at a supermarket checkout a few years ago, and one night said "have a nice night" to an embarrassed asian customer who was buying condoms. He frantically walked out of the store afterwards and I didn't realise what happened until later.

        Since then, I purposely do it to customers with a smirk. Hahaha, some of the reactions are priceless! :p

      • Smigit on 14/04/2013 - 08:40

        Reminds me of when at 3am one day I got a pack of condoms and a chocolate milk from a 7/11. The guy that served me congradulated me as I gave him the money.

        I'm not sure why people find it embarrassing but. If you do, the advent of self service checkouts should all but illiminate the need for anyone else to know anyway.

    • Mugsy on 13/04/2013 - 19:14

      Nothing wrong with paying for condoms. Buy in bulk and check out at the counter with the hottest girl ;-)

    • kulprit on 13/04/2013 - 19:25

      I don't really like getting my new condoms from bowels.

    • 51ngh on 13/04/2013 - 19:43

      I'm curious

      I'm not

    • loulou1 on 13/04/2013 - 19:49

      I would NEVER take a condom from a bowel, from a bowl maybe. Would rather suffer the embarrassment of bringing a box to a counter.

    • zeroxp on 13/04/2013 - 20:27
      +1

      Yes, people do pay for it if they have more than twice a year :P

    • r3volt on 13/04/2013 - 22:36
      +1

      Because not everyone goes to uni..

    • [Deactivated] on 13/04/2013 - 22:53

      I've never had to suffer the embarrassment of bringing a box to a counter.

      Self check out will cure your embarrassment.

  • cdaddy on 13/04/2013 - 18:21
    +2

    Was it a good idea to put a friends details down?

    • Lord Fart Bucket on 13/04/2013 - 18:41
      +2

      Anyone got Tony Abbotts home address?
      Or George Pell?

      And if you live in Australia
      Damn… there goes my present for Pope Francis

    • Fappo on 13/04/2013 - 21:51
      +4

      I'm still waiting for a mate of mine to receive his Vagisil that I ordered a while ago.

  • retiredfeline on 13/04/2013 - 18:27
    +2

    Free safe sex huh? Count me in. :)

    • Halc on 13/04/2013 - 18:34
      -8

      i'd been happy without the safe part too

      • PlagueistheCheap on 13/04/2013 - 18:37
        +3

        Do you even know what that means?

        • Tal_Shiar on 13/04/2013 - 18:47

          he likes to have sex "bronco style" perhaps?

        • Halc on 13/04/2013 - 18:54

          take a walk to your local bar and you'll see the number of people who will quite happily skip the 'safe' part and straight to the sex. so the answer is, yes.

        • Shaw on 13/04/2013 - 20:36

          Those the ones that have "left the kids at home" ?

        • dmtdude on 14/04/2013 - 11:11

          I thought they just left them in the car.

  • Pobman on 13/04/2013 - 18:38
    +35

    With 75% of STIs occurring amongst young people it’s time to take action

    Solution: Sex with old people?

    • The Gent on 14/04/2013 - 01:20

      Trust me - MIL is in aged care…STDs go around old folks' homes like the plague.

      • cannedhams on 14/04/2013 - 07:05

        Blimey. How does it work? Do they wait until lights out or what?

        • Lukian on 14/04/2013 - 22:39

          Yeah, std calls are cheaper after 7pm.

        • bogan on 14/04/2013 - 22:57
          +1

          No, they bring in a Boombox!

        • The Gent on 15/04/2013 - 10:56
          +1

          When a mummy and daddy love each other very much…

          They're horny; they find ways.

        • slowmo on 15/04/2013 - 11:00

          why would they wait till lights out? just bribe the nurse to go get a candy by the cornershop or something.

  • HereYeeHereYee on 13/04/2013 - 18:44
    +1

    site is down? i really need this free kit!

    • alvian on 13/04/2013 - 18:53
      +6

      You're a Rep. Help yourself.

      • HereYeeHereYee on 13/04/2013 - 19:19

        I'm not a rep.

        I accidentally ticked the box.

        • strangeloops66 on 13/04/2013 - 19:43
          +1

          You need a typing prophylactic.

        • shmahoo on 13/04/2013 - 20:40
          +7

          You should wear a condom to make sure you don't fill in the box

        • HereYeeHereYee on 13/04/2013 - 21:29
          +1

          More like a mouse prophylactic!

        • strangeloops66 on 13/04/2013 - 23:58

          Do they make condoms that small?

      • systmworks on 13/04/2013 - 23:25

        "Helping yourself" does not require a condom to be safe…

    • [Deactivated] on 13/04/2013 - 19:10
      +7

      that would be a cock up

    • The Gent on 14/04/2013 - 01:24

      lol don't lie.

  • strangeloops66 on 13/04/2013 - 18:52
    +1

    I'd love to be part of the solution, but I was never part of the problem :p

  • igoforthebest on 13/04/2013 - 19:01
    -1

    Does this kit include a girl to have 'safe' sex with?

    • strangeloops66 on 13/04/2013 - 19:05
      +9

      You collect all the stickers, and she's yours.

      • [Deactivated] on 13/04/2013 - 19:10
        +1

        sticker lickin' good.

  • GreatWhiteHunter on 13/04/2013 - 19:08

    Other than AIDS, how serious are most other STI's if treated effectively and early enough??

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