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Member Since 28/07/2017
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If I had a plastic bag for every time you talked about plastic bags I'd be a plastic millionaire.
15/01/2018 - 23:20
He got upset about guns, poor kid.
15/01/2018 - 23:18
He was disabled. Jesus has healed him!
15/01/2018 - 23:18
I find the women's games pretty boring apart from the obvious distraction.
15/01/2018 - 23:16
[@Joey Jo Jo](/comment/5531884/redir): lol, that's a good one.
15/01/2018 - 23:07
Because they told you so. Just shut up and be happy;)
15/01/2018 - 23:03
Yes a big feed, not a feast. ffs.
15/01/2018 - 23:01
I have a team of monkeys ready to assist me at any given moment. I charge $20 per monkey per hour. PM if interested.
15/01/2018 - 22:50
Move to QLD.
15/01/2018 - 22:48
I hear the volcanoes are great now.
15/01/2018 - 22:47
The disabled one is back.... ;)
15/01/2018 - 22:45
Or a meal. Please look up the definition of feast.
15/01/2018 - 22:44
How can a small meal equate to a feast?
15/01/2018 - 14:35
Nice find, thanks. Most money comes from cable anyway. 90+%. Connect the dots.
14/01/2018 - 23:09
[@tomkun01](/comment/5526565/redir): Itwas reckoned to be the worst toilet in the area, there was no hose.
14/01/2018 - 15:48
[@pegaxs](/comment/5525031/redir): To be honest, I'd be more concerned about people shooting footage in public toilets.
14/01/2018 - 01:08
[@pegaxs](/comment/5524990/redir): After travelling extensively in SE Asia and experienced some interesting toilet situations. I once went...
14/01/2018 - 00:39
I probably pissed on my hands when i was 5 years old, lesson learnt.
14/01/2018 - 00:22
GetOffMyUnicorn replied to DisabledUser208524 on Do You Wash Your Hands After Toilet?
This thread is a piss take.
14/01/2018 - 00:00
Firstly who talks about pissing on their hands? Secondly who actually pisses on their hands?
13/01/2018 - 23:59
[@airal3rt](/comment/5524900/redir): Phil 'Cant turn the taps on' Taylor has lost the power.
13/01/2018 - 23:55
Maybe drop subtle hints like 'Wash your hands you savage mongrel' or the classic 'My keyboard and mouse stinks of your piss'.
13/01/2018 - 23:47
[@airal3rt](/comment/5524852/redir): Shhh, otherwise it will be on the front page of the Sun tomorrow, top secret stuff.
13/01/2018 - 23:44
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/354717 This chap seems to know a fair bit.
13/01/2018 - 23:42
$401 is my new bid.
13/01/2018 - 23:00
$51 for the pair, ignore WTF, he's so tight.
13/01/2018 - 22:59
lol, it's an epidemic.
13/01/2018 - 22:58
[@kahn](/comment/5523889/redir): And this is the reason I always check my credit file. If there is an error, I have them remove it. I...
13/01/2018 - 21:55
I have been reading about it for many years. I even know a reasonable amount of the algorithm they use. All the pretty little coloured...
13/01/2018 - 18:20