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Entertainment Book: 45% off (Minimum) 2-Night Stays @ Emirates Wolgan Valley Resort & Spa $2148*

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Entertainment Book: 45% off (Minimum) 2-Night Stays @ Emirates Wolgan Valley Resort & Spa $2148*
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tonester on 06/02/2014 - 13:00 entertainmentbook.com.au (319 clicks)
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Offer includes a Heritage Suite accommodation for two people, gourmet breakfast, lunch and dinner for two people daily, a selected range of regional wines and beer with lunch and dinner, all non-alcoholic beverages and two complimentary on-site nature based activities per person per day.

Perfect for single guests or couples, Heritage Suites feature a king bedroom with en-suite bathroom, separate living room and a courtyard garden/deck area with private pool, measuring 2.5 x 7 metres. To ensure maximum privacy of resident guests, day visitors are not permitted.

Valid for sale until 7 February 2014. Valid for stays until 31 March 2014.

Full payment required at time of booking. Non-refundable, non-changeable and no cancellations permitted.

ENTB not to be used in conjunction with any other offer.

*A non-refundable service fee charged on all bookings paid by credit cards. The service fee charge is 3.36% for American Express/Diners Club/JCB and 1.25% for Visa/Mastercard.

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  • jv on 06/02/2014 - 13:09

    2 nights for $2148.

    and how is this a bargain ?

  • spuderump on 06/02/2014 - 13:15

    Do I get to run the hotel for that amount?

    • SirNed on 06/02/2014 - 13:31
      +3

      Stay there 4 nights and you should own it

    • whodidthat on 06/02/2014 - 15:51

      I'd want shares in it.

  • hello007 on 06/02/2014 - 13:41
    -5

    Imagine the scene at the water cooler on the top floors in the biggest companies:

    Our $150k per year Princess is chatting to hubby:

    "Oh Darling - Oh Wow! Just spotted this amazing deal on Ozbargain … I can't wait for our Captain's Choice bub to arrive so I can get my $75,000 Paid Parental Leave cheque from the Love God Tony Rabbit so we can have the taxpayer pay for our endless holidays at Emirates Wolgan Valley Resort & Spa!"

    "I'm so happy that we voted for Mr Rabbit - with that cheque we can spend EVERY weekend there for the next 37 weeks!"

    "I can't wait to have another one of Tony's Captain's Choice children so we can do it all again next year — and the year after that … and the year after that!"

    "I had no idea that giving birth to commodities … er I mean … Captain's Choice kids could be so profitable!"

    "And I'm just so thankful for all those low income peasants out there who will be paying 5% more at the supermarket for years into the future to pay for our endless luxury lifestyle."

    "It's just sad that so many of them are being sacked and made redundant - but then again I pay my taxes to fund their welfare - so why shouldn't they pay five per cent more on everything to make sure I continue to enjoy all the finer things in life!"

    "But then again - well off people like me should be paid extra to breed more Captain's Choice children - if you are not on my income then you shouldn't be encouraged to breed."

    "Wasn't Mr Rabbit so amazingly smart in taxing the top 3000 companies 1.5% extra to pay for my luxury lifestyle? He's a bit sneaky because all those companies will charge all the peasants, unemployed, homeless and anyone else in a desperate situaation five per cent more on everything they buy to pay for moi!"

    "Oh - and don't forget - we'll have to keep a little bit aside to pay for bub's private school fees. It's very important that they reach high incomes so our family can continue to get $75,000 cheques for generations to come!"

    • smokenmirraz on 06/02/2014 - 13:52

      tl;dr

    • rekabkram on 06/02/2014 - 14:46

      So the moral of your story is that you don't like people that are wealthy and successful and you have a problem with the government.

      I'm not a fan of the new baby bonus scheme because I personally think that anything beyond $100 a week for the first 42 weeks of a child being born as well as $1000 when they're born ($5200 total) is overly generous.

      I don't see how this is relevant to a hotel deal though, just comes off as someone finding any excuse to attack the government. No government is perfect, but there was never a chance of labor winning while they were self destructing. Let them rebuild and if they don't then you can always elect the dinosaur golf president.

  • odysseus on 06/02/2014 - 13:42
    +1

    Over $2000 for the 2 nights… and yet that still doesn't cover credit card payments.

  • tightartist on 06/02/2014 - 15:12

    A cheaper alternative is the Newnes holiday cabins down the road: http://lisp.com.au/~newnes/

  • [Deactivated] on 06/02/2014 - 15:37
    +3

    You can stay at my place for half this price

    I'll cook you bacon and eggs on the bbq

    You can drink my VBs in the fridge

    You can relax under my pergola

    You will sleep in a queen bed, just need to move the clean clothes

    • kwaker on 06/02/2014 - 21:29
      -1

      Same, but I'll even move the clothes for you and give you free unlimited access to all the local beaches.

    • tonester on 07/02/2014 - 13:55

      no pool? :)

      • kwaker on 07/02/2014 - 15:05

        Yeah there is a local pool its free too.

  • Carpe Diem on 07/02/2014 - 16:46

    I have stayed at Wolgan for a couple of nights before & my stay was exceptional. However I would not pay this 'bargain' price however.

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