Register online "And if you live in Australia, we’ll send you a free safe sex kit with condoms, badges, stickers and other awesome merch!"
EDIT: ozy suggested lube was delivered when this deal was last on, so I've added it to the title as a maybe. Cheers.
Doesn't matter how you try and sugar coat it you are getting screwed hard in the end.
Thx. ordered one!
just so you know, you dont need to put on a condom to masturbate
reading all these 69 posts has been the funniest for a long time
btw are you all in bed able to get straight on line
send to your boss
I read the title as "free sex". Ah well, I still voted :-P
I'm still waiting for my free safe…
I thought it was a NZ site and should have been FREE Safe Six Kit
Sometimes I think of the hundreds of strains of HPV, and that ~70% of people are infected with some strain. Disturbing.
Anyway, don't they usually have free rubber at sexual health clinics?
Yeah, but they're recycled. :-O
Sometimes I think of the hundreds of strains of HPV, and that ~70% of people are infected with some strain.
You should give a monogamous relationship a go. Its pretty good :)
It's that the cause of the spread of venereal diseases? Serial monogamy is the cause. They tend to think they're cleaner and rarely get tested, but go on the pill without using rubber.
Something to do with 'pureness', socially acceptable and all the BS.
this will go well with my $1 whopper
"Why are you red aware?" ozbargain. didn't know sex existed before it was posted as a deal.
Cheers OP, Thats Mothers Day sorted!!
Lmao.
Really……you must love your mother in a special kinda way..
No, just a selfish only child.
….or its a joke….
After last nights performance I deserve the Victoria Cross and the Star of Gallantry and maybe the Bravery Medal. :)
was this your first time with him?
Exactly, a reach-around is only polite after that.
I thought you didn't want anyone to know……….by the way how is your arse?
Give your friends address and see him in trouble
Why is the girl in the photo laughing like she just stole my wallet?
There is another reason she could be laughing. (No, not THAT reason… She saw how her hair turned out in a reflection.)
i dont wanna upvote this deal because its at 69 right now
i keep getting "504 Gateway Time-out" is this happening to anyone aswell?
EDIT: ozy suggested lube was delivered when this deal was last on, so I've added it to the title as a maybe. Cheers.
I like how you slipped that edit in.
Hmm well this is pretty crappy - I tried registering twice. Each time the webserver timed out when I'm trying to get the freebies. Then it comes up with an error saying "your email is already registered".
So they just got 2 of my email addresses for free and I got nothing :(
Hope you had protection.
While you may not be getting a delivery, you don't want any nasty surprises.
Shoulda practiced safe surfing.
OzBargain'd?
Wish his father had instead. Both of them actually.