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FREE Safe Sex Kit with Multiple Condoms, Badges, Stickers, (Lube?) & Free Delivery @ RedAware

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FREE Safe Sex Kit with Multiple Condoms, Badges, Stickers, (Lube?) & Free Delivery @ RedAware
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tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 18:49 redaware.org.au (8987 clicks)
Last edited 30/04/2014 - 19:54

Register online "And if you live in Australia, we’ll send you a free safe sex kit with condoms, badges, stickers and other awesome merch!"

EDIT: ozy suggested lube was delivered when this deal was last on, so I've added it to the title as a maybe. Cheers.

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    • Scrooge McDuck on 01/05/2014 - 00:05
      +4

      I ordered one for my mate "Justin Case".

  • easternculture on 30/04/2014 - 18:53
    +32

    I must be doing something wrong, always thought u only need a condom. Wasn't aware of the need for badges and stickers during sexy times

    • tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 18:55
      +4

      Haha, yes EC. You haven't lived!

      • Scrooge McDuck on 01/05/2014 - 00:04
        +4

        I typically have sex while stark naked. Wearing a badge could prove painful.

        • whodidthat on 01/05/2014 - 09:55
          +1

          If it was a clip on badge, you could "nipple it".

    • nailsforlunch on 30/04/2014 - 21:31

      What?! You haven't tried the reverse badge position yet?

    • thejew on 30/04/2014 - 22:42
      -3

      condoms dont stop herpes.

      herpes has no cure.

      Good luck!

      • Duff5000 on 30/04/2014 - 23:54
        +6

        They don't stop car crashes either i hear.

        Good Luck.

        • NosDan on 01/05/2014 - 14:50
          +2

          they are confirmed to reduce dropbear attacks by up to 99.9%, never leave home without one on…

      • twocsies on 01/05/2014 - 14:24

        You cannot entirely prevent herpes transmission by using a condom, but you can reduce it.

    • daydream on 01/05/2014 - 00:58

      "No Entry" stickers? ;-)

      Lube Mobile are really missing a sponsorship deal here.

      How do I specify size XXXL?

      • McFly on 01/05/2014 - 07:58

        first you have to give proof that you require that size.

    • Robydc on 01/05/2014 - 08:19
      +1

      Slap a sticker on her butt after her performance "excellent work"

  • muncan on 30/04/2014 - 18:55
    +6

    Popcorn time.. http://i.imgur.com/agJIP.gif

  • whodidthat on 30/04/2014 - 18:56

    I guess an extra prick……
    Maybe sticker to seal up?

    • shmahoo on 30/04/2014 - 19:19
      +2

      kind of like a bike repair kit?

      • whodidthat on 30/04/2014 - 19:28

        Yup, something like that!

  • easternculture on 30/04/2014 - 18:56

    I hope they include a "That's What She Said" Sticker in the welcome pack

    • tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 18:58
      +3

      They also send regular emails with tips.

      • easternculture on 30/04/2014 - 18:59
        +3

        Just the tip or multiple tips :p

        • mangolassi on 30/04/2014 - 21:04
          +5

          Nice to see you two are getting along :)

        • ExPrinceHairy on 30/04/2014 - 21:15
          +1

          OzBargain > RSVP

        • [Deactivated] on 30/04/2014 - 21:26
          +1

          Good tips always brings the guys together.

    • whodidthat on 30/04/2014 - 19:29

      "Done"

    • TheOneWhoKnocks on 30/04/2014 - 20:34

      What's with you and sexual jokes today? First with the gay dick jokes now this? Lol

  • snappy1234 on 30/04/2014 - 19:00

    Run by http://www.inflatableevent.com/homepage haha

  • Moots on 30/04/2014 - 19:02
    +2

    Thank god I've got tightarse!

    • lemonato on 30/04/2014 - 20:44

      Moots had enough?

    • johnyBgood on 30/04/2014 - 23:01
      +3

      The extra lube will be really useful for you.

  • altomic on 30/04/2014 - 19:02
    +7

    safe sex

  • King Tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 19:02
    +2

    Cheers OP.
    Mike Hunt and Ben Dover are both in.

    • tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 19:04
      +1

      Hey, don't forget Alotta Fagina!

      • King Tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 19:09
        +1

        I will never forget the shock of seeing Misty Hymen for the first time.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG07dwmWgkw

        • shmahoo on 30/04/2014 - 19:20
          +1

          I am obliged to at this point mention the name of Dick Trickle

        • King Tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 19:30

          Hmmmm I see it's serious. Well we are going have to tell Irina Slutskaya http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irina_Slutskaya God knows she needs this.

        • donga100 on 30/04/2014 - 19:53
          +2

          While we're on the Olympic theme, don't forget Dick Pound former vice-president of the International Olympic Committee.

        • crazymofo on 30/04/2014 - 19:58
          +2

          @donga100 I would imagine this deal would be right up your Alley =p

        • [Deactivated] on 30/04/2014 - 21:32
          +2

          "It not only became apparent exercise enhanced hymen's health, but she also had a special talent in the pool."

          Uh, huh. Oooo-kkk….

          On another note, the parents had a real breakthrough picking that name.

        • NosDan on 30/04/2014 - 22:29

          Hmmmm I see it's serious. Well we are going have to tell Irina Slutskaya http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irina_Slutskaya God knows she needs this.

          i love the first line of that wiki page

          Not to be confused with Irina Slutsky.

          that would be a tragedy

    • muncan on 30/04/2014 - 19:30
      -1

      Does TA need to Ben Dover for his King?

      • tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 19:42
        -2

        Ain't Ben Din Gover for no one!

    • McFly on 30/04/2014 - 22:49

      There's also that tennis player: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Shi-ting.

  • squanchy on 30/04/2014 - 19:06
    +7

    surely badges and condoms should not be in the same kit…

  • ozy on 30/04/2014 - 19:10

    Ordered this last time they were on ozbargain, they got "overwhelmed" and it took 2 months to arrive. but in the end got lube, 2x condoms (in a tin) , and wash off tattoos with heaps of stickers saying "i'm red aware"

    • [Deactivated] on 30/04/2014 - 21:36
      +2

      Hm… Seeing it's mothers day and all, someone could cut the letters to rearrange them to:

      "I wed a mare"… Just sayin'.

    • McFly on 30/04/2014 - 22:50
      +3

      but in the end got lube

      Too much detail!

      • ozy on 30/04/2014 - 23:25
        +1

        Funny McFly!
        Your mum did love it though!
        Lol too much detail?

        • muncan on 30/04/2014 - 23:47
          +2

          McFly's mum

        • ozy on 01/05/2014 - 00:07

          Yeah that was her!

        • McFly on 01/05/2014 - 08:30
          +3

          You leave my Mom out of this - she's 76 you know!

        • ozy on 07/05/2014 - 06:49

          I brought her back to 69!

  • zacsg1 on 30/04/2014 - 19:22
    -1

    All I am getting is "504 Gateway Time-out" :(

    • shmahoo on 30/04/2014 - 19:27
      +2

      sounds like OzBargain isn't "putting out" for you!

  • cpho on 30/04/2014 - 19:36
    +16

    The site's taking a pounding!

    • Jared17 on 30/04/2014 - 21:14
      +1

      Well done sir

    • Trickey on 30/04/2014 - 21:24

      Port 80 must have hit her limit for the day…

      • johnyBgood on 30/04/2014 - 23:06
        -4

        Too much bangwidth cumming from ozbargain

  • xfiledavid on 30/04/2014 - 19:46

    so its not red hair colouring then?

  • King Tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 20:01
    +1

    Strange, this deal is not appearing on the New Deals for me.
    Just can see it via my comments or Live Action

  • whodidthat on 30/04/2014 - 20:02
    +3

    Has the deal reached a climax yet?

    • McFly on 30/04/2014 - 22:52
      +2

      Nah, it's still up.

  • Tal_Shiar on 30/04/2014 - 20:34

    You'll forget about ordering one of these by the time it 'comes ' …but free is free!

  • TheOneWhoKnocks on 30/04/2014 - 20:36

    Don't need this thanks to the rod. ;)

  • timmypete on 30/04/2014 - 20:45
    +1

    I'm confused as to why "Tightarse" is questioning whether or not there is lube.

    • whodidthat on 30/04/2014 - 20:49
      +1

      The answer in the username?

      hehehehe

  • BanannaMan on 30/04/2014 - 20:46

    504 Gateway Time-out

  • robb6014 on 30/04/2014 - 20:52

    Multiple Condoms, Badges, Stickers and (Lube?), oh my!

  • robb6014 on 30/04/2014 - 20:54
    +1

    I can't get in - they are being hammered by OZB.

    • whodidthat on 30/04/2014 - 20:58
      +2

      If you can't get in, you won't need.

      • robb6014 on 30/04/2014 - 21:03
        +1

        Oh puns were intended

      • FutureTech on 01/05/2014 - 07:58

        Nice pun.

  • MaMan on 30/04/2014 - 20:58
    +3

    Well cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

  • coxjon on 30/04/2014 - 21:01

    no 'tightarse' jokes???

    • ExPrinceHairy on 30/04/2014 - 21:17

      We have two tightarses here - I think that's enough.

      • King Tightarse on 30/04/2014 - 21:22
        +1

        "We all tightarses here dahhhhhling"
        (Frank Thring voice)

  • Lorenzo1998 on 30/04/2014 - 21:16

    This is goin to be really awkward getting this personally from the post office. Does anyone know how the packaging (delivery) is done ?

    • ExPrinceHairy on 30/04/2014 - 21:26

      a baby doll will be delivered.

    • whodidthat on 30/04/2014 - 22:13
      +6

      Bright red package with black lettering CONDOMS & LUBE

    • McFly on 30/04/2014 - 22:53
      +1

      Does anyone know how the packaging (delivery) is done ?

      If you have to ask then you probably don't need this!

    • montorola on 01/05/2014 - 08:25

      Does anyone know how the packaging (delivery) is done ?

      What, you don't like people checking out your package? :p

      • whodidthat on 01/05/2014 - 09:59

        Only on the fly

  • rambokid on 30/04/2014 - 21:28
    +2

    True .. We don't want Auspost to screw up

    • McFly on 30/04/2014 - 22:55

      lol Reminded me of how some packages (eg. iPods, etc.) 'disappear' in transit.
      There's going to be some happy postmen around the country!

  • rambokid on 30/04/2014 - 21:29
    +2

    If there is a screw up then there will be a 'delivery '

  • highdealer on 30/04/2014 - 21:32
    +1

    Er ma gerd, it's getting ozbargained. I keep on getting 504 Gateway Time-out message.

  • tikei on 30/04/2014 - 21:49

    what was the packaging in the post like last time?

  • [Deactivated] on 30/04/2014 - 21:50
    -1

    Why have safe sex? To avoid this
    While you're at it, you might want to check this vid off-topic and NSFW but funny as.

  • youknow on 30/04/2014 - 22:02
    +1

    We had better hope there's lube with all the tightarses around here.

  • His_Holiness on 30/04/2014 - 22:12
    +1

    Anyone else having trouble getting the CAPTCHA Image to load?

  • MoMoney on 30/04/2014 - 22:30
    +6

    The free condoms and lube are to make the upcomming debt tax slightly less painful.

    • johnyBgood on 30/04/2014 - 23:15
      +1

      …and to reduce the number of beneficiaries of the upcoming paid parental leave.

      • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 30/04/2014 - 23:23
        +3

        I recall telling young Tony in a cabinet meeting one day that he should have worn a rubber.

        • johnyBgood on 30/04/2014 - 23:45
          +3

          He did, but he used the wrong head

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