Four Seasons Condoms Naked Sensations 50-Pack $17.99 + Delivery ($0 C&C/In-Store) @ Chemist Warehouse

80

That’s about $0.36 per condom

Not roomy enough (nominal width 52-54 mm) but for the price - decent enough for the occasional variety/ cheap emergency ‘run ins’.

Amazon Au has it for the same pricing as well.
ColesWorthBigW has it for $19

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Comments

    • +3

      sperm sometimes finds a way despite all the planning done. Accidents happen.

      Not risking fathering more kids lol. Put the sheet on.

    • +5

      Is this the excuse you use to go when you buy milk?

    • +4

      I'm a virgin. Seeing that I don't need these, does that make me an Alpha too?

    • +7

      Fair enough SYLTB, but what about straight 'Alpha men'?

        • I'll bet there are plenty of gay 'Alpha men' too -look here! Says they are everywhere in this article:
          https://www.gq.com/story/the-rise-of-the-a-gay

            • +2

              @SYLTB: Something you can bet on: if real Alpha Men exist, they would wait for other people to give them that title.
              No one would want to risk being ridiculed and teased for declaring themselves an 'Alpha Male' ;)

                • @SYLTB: Golly gosh and goodness, it really sounded like you were talking about your self-personal when you first commented!
                  Glad to hear that you are not self-personally Alpha, but you like to speak for Alphas? Understood.
                  Glad we cleared that up ;)

                    • @SYLTB: Ahhh dont be like that SYLTD, I might take it self-personally ;)

                      • -3

                        @King Tightarse: It is typo of myself personal, not self-personal. Anyway, I stop here! Good luck with the sheet/sheat whatever!

                    • +2

                      @SYLTB:

                      I must say this is also a general statement, just in case because of your poor literacy skills.

                      How ironic. You can barely string a sentence together.

            • @SYLTB: Alphas do in fact often recognise and tout their Alphamale-ness, meanwhile everyone else is rolling their eyes. Alpha males also has nothing to do we sexuality.

          • @King Tightarse: A rubbish article in a men’s magazine from 17 years ago.

      • +1

        I think most alpha are already batting for the same team, or just in denial.

    • +5

      You definitely make a very accurate argument as to why "alpha" is used to describe code/projects that are not yet ready, refined or evolved enough for public release

    • I thought Andrew Taint said alpha men don't have sex at all?

  • +2

    clingwrap is cheaper than this

    • +3

      Female partner:
      “Honey, what’s the cling wrap for? You’re not meal prepping on our vacation, right?”

      Male partner:
      “Don’t be silly dear. I could not find affordable condoms and there is this dude on ozbargain saying this is a cheaper alternative for ‘your sausage roll’.” (points at it)

      Female partner:
      “how romantic.……” “I want a divorce right now!”

    • Crunchie Bar Wrapper.

    • What about a dishcloth, at least you can wash it and reuse …right ?

      • In the days before rubber they used animal intestines or bladders that were washable and reusable.
        So next time you visit the butcher…..

  • -8

    This is regular price. Its been this price at Amazon since Feb 2025.

  • Just in time for King's Bday in few days. Sausage Parties let's go.

  • +1

    That’s gonna be a tight fit.

  • +8

    "50 Pack"
    Married men going to need a looooong expiry date for these

    • What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

      • Lets see now, Skyscanner, Los Vegas ASAP…

        • +3

          If you accidentally type LOS instead of LAS you can also have yourself a good time.

          What happens in Nigeria stays in Nigeria.

    • +3

      been using the 20 packs for more than a year now.

      • +1

        Still got 19 to go, right ?

        My one still has the plastic on it, its part of my mood board.

        • na, 18 to go , used one on Esther .

    • Married men need to show their worth

  • +1

    Pro tip: there is a code in the box to allow redemption of 2 more for free ; )

    Bringing it further down to $0.35 each

  • +4

    In, for the comments.

  • +4

    3 lifetimes worth, pretty amazing value really.

  • +2

    Massive savings, $30k a year for each catch

  • 50 is a lot. Even my contracepted grandkids won't have grandkids

  • +1

    Bare skin is still the best

  • +1

    any deals for penis enlargement pills to go with these?

  • +3

    I came for the comments and it didn’t disappoint. Which is more than my partner can say when I come for her.

  • +1

    should last last longer than my mortgage!

  • +2

    Pull out method much cheaper

    • +4

      Abstinence. OzBargain & OzSafe.

  • +1

    what is the used-by-date?

  • +1

    Is there a 50 year expiry date? Asking for a friend :)

  • +2

    Are condoms needed even if my mother in law is on menopause?

    • Maybe not…because she has men-on-pause 🥁

      Aren’t you and her dead anyway, mr George Washington?

    • Depends where she's been

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