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Free Replens Vaginal Moisturiser Sample

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monty.melb on 01/08/2014 - 23:04 replens.com.au (2909 clicks)
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Replens Vaginal Moisturiser Sample is back again.

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  • Citrus on 01/08/2014 - 23:07
    +22

    This deal is so good it will make you wet.

    • foobat on 01/08/2014 - 23:08
      +12

      The puns are sure to flow.

    • breaks on 01/08/2014 - 23:16
      +6

      I see what you did there, very slippery!

      • ozbargained on 02/08/2014 - 17:51
        -1

        As slippery as slippery Pete?

  • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:07
    +5

    Does this work as a penis moisturiser as well?

    • Citrus on 01/08/2014 - 23:11
      +32

      Yes, the subsequently moist vagina makes for the perfect applicator. In fact, i'd argue this is actually a penis moisturiser in disguise.

      • GiggidyGoo on 01/08/2014 - 23:16
        +3

        Ha! If it comes with the applicator I'm in!

        • Tal_Shiar on 02/08/2014 - 00:37

          sounds like you know a bitter taste when you taste one…

        • nayfen on 02/08/2014 - 07:42

          It tastes like rusty coins?

        • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 08:10
          -2

          Woooosh (sound of joke going right over everyone's head!)

        • muncan on 02/08/2014 - 08:55
          +1

          Good one clarky

        • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 12:07

          @muncan: hahah I want it!

        • NoApostrophePlurals on 02/08/2014 - 23:27
          +3

          @clarky:

          It didn't go over everyone's head.

          It was just a sh*t joke.

  • NosDan on 01/08/2014 - 23:12
    +15

    with what most people usually call me…. i think i could probably use this as an all over body moisturiser…

    • BH1 on 02/08/2014 - 07:52

      Just tell them "Well you are what you eat". :)

  • puffinfresh on 01/08/2014 - 23:14
    +1

    Who is this sample for?
    Mother?!

    • NosDan on 01/08/2014 - 23:15
      +14

      yup, ask her what time she wants me to come around again

    • jackspratt on 01/08/2014 - 23:17
      +7

      Careful - she will turn off the computer and send you to bed.

    • puffinfresh on 01/08/2014 - 23:20
      +4

      Just to clarify; it's one of the options in the drop down box. I'm so disturbed to think why.

    • badg3rz on 02/08/2014 - 16:02
      +1

      Sounds like something Norman Bates would buy for his mother…

  • breaks on 01/08/2014 - 23:14
    +20

    Get 'em before stocks run dry!

  • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:24
    +3

    Perhaps this could be rebadged to Niagara?

    • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:28
      +4

      Or re-vag'd perhaps?

      • breaks on 01/08/2014 - 23:43
        +1

        mo-re-vag?

  • puffinfresh on 01/08/2014 - 23:25
    +1

    Moist ointment. Two of the most disturbing words in the English language.

  • starwarsfreak on 01/08/2014 - 23:30
    +32

    Kris Kringle is sorted for 2014.

  • tightarse on 01/08/2014 - 23:32

    Meow.

    • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:35
      +2

      Some comment about not getting cats wet on the tip of my tongue…

      • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:49
        +9

        Surely there's a law against getting cats wet on the tip of your tongue.

    • Scallyswag on 02/08/2014 - 00:16
      +8

      I'm sure this product will accommodate your needs, tightarse.

      • almostfrench on 02/08/2014 - 00:56

        Exactly what I'm thinking LOL

  • Gnostikos on 01/08/2014 - 23:40
    +4

    A chronically dry vag is essentially the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction.

    Moistness and hardness are pretty much the two functions that the respective genitalia should be able to fulfill consistently.

    So using a moisturiser to cure your chronic vaginal dryness is a bit like a using duct-tape and rubber bands to sort out your erectile dysfunction.

    • MasterNoob on 01/08/2014 - 23:44
      +1

      Are you a doctor?

      • Gnostikos on 01/08/2014 - 23:49
        +37

        No but I can take a look if you're female.

        • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 07:26
          +1

          would you say that to your brother in law

    • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:45

      Duct tape and rubber bands, you sir are a genious!!!

      • Gnostikos on 01/08/2014 - 23:57
        +2

        And they say romance is dead…

    • JediJan on 01/08/2014 - 23:47
      +1

      I am most impressed with your ingenious duct-tape and rubber bands enterprise.

      Don't know what made me say that.

    • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:49
      +2

      like a using duct-tape and rubber bands to sort out your erectile dysfunction.

      Requesting diagrams, plz.

      • Gnostikos on 01/08/2014 - 23:59

        The duct-tape provides lift, while the rubber bands maintain tension.

        It's really important not to get things the other way around; unless you're starring as the silver Tin Man in an explicit, adult rendition of The Wizard of Oz.

        • OZB Al on 02/08/2014 - 00:15

          I think you will find he is correctly referred to as the Tin Woodman, so I don't think it would be appropriate.

        • Gnostikos on 02/08/2014 - 00:19
          +1

          @OZB Al: The Tin Woodman seems doubly appropriate to me.

        • Utopian on 02/08/2014 - 00:43

          I thought duct tape was to strap it to my knee?

        • alebox on 02/08/2014 - 00:54
          +2

          this doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about the topic to disagree

    • Diji1 on 02/08/2014 - 01:17
      +1

      I read this post three times and I'm still not sure if you think this moisteriser is a good idea or a bad one …

    • 0solvalou on 02/08/2014 - 08:24

      MacGyver?

  • [Deactivated] on 01/08/2014 - 23:40
    +1

    Edit- bad post is bad.

  • krezii on 01/08/2014 - 23:49
    +19

    i just came here to read comments

  • whothegood on 01/08/2014 - 23:55
    +1

    Just in time for the wife's anniversary! Cheers!

    • OZB Al on 02/08/2014 - 00:07
      +33

      Does she have a different anniversary to you?

      • nadan on 02/08/2014 - 00:11
        +4

        That is gold, lol

    • sjobeck on 03/08/2014 - 18:53

      If she has dry vag then you are doing something wrong

  • HeartTimely on 02/08/2014 - 00:00
    +1

    Thats what the ladies call me … !

  • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 00:06
    -2

    Everyone order some and do a good deed and hand em out at your local centrelink office.

    • r3dfusi0n on 02/08/2014 - 00:57

      This deal may also cure burns.

    • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 18:07
      +2

      Okay, this one has me stumped as well… why do people at the Centrelink offices need help with moisture in the area in question?

      (if it were a spermicidal lubricant, I'd see what you were trying to say..)

      • Gnostikos on 02/08/2014 - 23:00
        +2

        (if it were a spermicidal lubricant, I'd see what you were trying to say..)

        LOL. Huge can of worms.

        • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 23:08

          lol Before I get lynch-mobbed, I should state that I don't share that rather extreme view (if indeed that was the intended point of Davo93s post lol)… I was just trying to think of what he might've been trying to say.

          If I'm wrong in my assumption - apologies to Davo :P

        • [Deactivated] on 03/08/2014 - 22:27

          Yeh my bad, just thinking of the centrelink peeps which are doing it tough when anything free comes up. True aussie battlers.

  • Assclown on 02/08/2014 - 00:07

    Is this available for men?
    And they sensor my posts lol

  • whothegood on 02/08/2014 - 00:36
    +4

    Really don't see the use in this product… As long as I'm around, vaginas shall always, I repeat, always be moist.

    • strangeloops66 on 02/08/2014 - 01:16
      +1

      Put that spray bottle away, pervert!

    • Diji1 on 02/08/2014 - 01:19
      +10

      I'm sure your mum loves having you around then.

      • rambao9 on 02/08/2014 - 13:08

        Rofl

    • neonlight on 02/08/2014 - 18:12

      I repeat. I see lots of perverts. Always thinking everyone is wet

  • almostfrench on 02/08/2014 - 00:58
    +1

    Is this deal posted here just for these comments?

    • Diji1 on 02/08/2014 - 01:20
      +5

      Christ don't bring philosophy into it.

  • lovesabargain77 on 02/08/2014 - 01:05

    This deal reminds me of the scene from the Jim Carrey film 'Me, Myself and Irene'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjMwiOm8sA

  • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 01:58
    +6

    some of you irritable c**ts might wanna get in on this deal

  • gccmelb on 02/08/2014 - 02:32
    +7

    My ex boss will be getting a sample!

    • Yummy on 02/08/2014 - 17:15
      +3

      My ex-wife probably wondering why she kept getting all those vaginal samples… :evilgrin:

      • muncan on 02/08/2014 - 18:59

        Because of you?

      • neonlight on 02/08/2014 - 22:53

        Wondering why you doing that? As a joke or really fixing

  • BH1 on 02/08/2014 - 05:48

    I'm getting this for a workmate who complains & whins about the hours and work load. This will shut him up. ;)

  • eatwell365 on 02/08/2014 - 06:37
    +1

    One each for the people in office who are as dry as cardboard.

  • eatwell365 on 02/08/2014 - 06:41
    +2

    Order one for grandma to fit her denture.

    • puffinfresh on 02/08/2014 - 11:16

      Oh god. The mental image. GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!

    • cannedhams on 15/08/2014 - 00:04

      Colour me impressed. Can she make the teeth bite together and release?

  • Kanu on 02/08/2014 - 07:11

    C'mon guys this is a serious female dysfunction… No need for the dry sense of humour!!

  • error619 on 02/08/2014 - 07:33

    Thanks Op, This will help to keep my tongue Moist.

  • box on 02/08/2014 - 08:23
    +2

    Man my roommate is going to be mad. Got him those incontinence underwear a month or so back. He is going to lose it when this comes for him in the mail. Thanks OP!

  • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 08:26
    +1

    everyone knows the best moisturizer to cure a dry vag is saliva, so the good deed for today is to go out and cure some ladies of this condition.

  • toffee on 02/08/2014 - 08:32
    +6

    Will this help chapped lips?

    • ozb-442 on 02/08/2014 - 10:00

      There's only one way to find out.

    • [Deactivated] on 02/08/2014 - 18:09
      +5

      If it works for one type of chapped lips, it should work for another…

  • The Gent on 02/08/2014 - 08:43

    For one dirty mother…

  • whodidthat on 02/08/2014 - 09:12

    Open the beaver dam

  • Cheap Rich Guy on 02/08/2014 - 12:35
    -1

    Fannytastic.

  • BeanKaunta on 02/08/2014 - 12:56

    Artificial pussy juice.

  • cryptos on 02/08/2014 - 13:01
    +1

    Dry as a nuns …..

  • UFO on 02/08/2014 - 15:17
    +2

    http://masspictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/aa19ac627…

    The original product.

    • muncan on 02/08/2014 - 15:33

      Moist

  • eneloop on 02/08/2014 - 18:44

    Can I use these to moisturise my lips?

  • McFly on 02/08/2014 - 19:34

    Is there going to be a single comment here that isn't a joke?

    (That was rhetorical, I already know the answer.)

  • McFly on 02/08/2014 - 19:36

    Maybe I'm daft but I can't see how this would relate to a free Colour Catcher sample.

    Cue the jokes…

  • Aneurism on 02/08/2014 - 20:55

    And all i thought i had to do was smile

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