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Three Condoms a Month for $2 with Free Shipping from Frangers

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I've created this service after being frustrated by the price of condoms from subscription services as well as in-store at Coles and Woolworths.
Happy to answer any questions!

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  • +57

    What do I do with the two spare ones?

    • +7

      condomchallenge

    • +8

      Fill them with water and then drop them on your head. Or friends head.

    • +1
    • +10

      2? You stud you

      I was wondering what I would do with the 35 spare at the end of the year

      • +1

        Same.

    • +8

      What do I do with them two spare ones ?

      • +3

        For extra protection while masturbating.

    • +2

      What do I do with the three spare ones?

      • -1

        Give them to your father or brother?
        Then offer to leave the house for one night

        • give them to your sister

        • @garage sale:

          But she is on the pill

      • +2

        Go camping, they make great light weight water bottles. Dangle around your backpack on long walks and discreetly drink from them.

        • MMMMmmm, the end is like a nipple.

    • +1

      You can always tripple wrap it for extra safety…then u lose the feeling from the motion of the notion.

      • Rock lobster, Dive, Dive, Dive!

        • -1

          It's "motion in the ocean" and "Down Down"

    • Quote. Of. The. Day.

  • Typo on price straight away noticed on the basic plan.

    • Thank you!

  • +9

    Three Condoms a Month

    you're being a bit optimistic about ozbargainers?

    • or pessimistic instead?

      • +6

        come again?

        no seriously, that's my suggestion!

  • +10

    Uh… you can buy a 12pk for under $8 even from supermarkets. What's the benefit of your service?

    • I guess the convenience?

      • +7

        Why compare with a supermarket? This is an online company. You can get them wayyy cheaper online

        • depends how urgently you need them …… " want to catch up this weekend" "nahhh post office was shut so I couldn't pickup my condoms"

      • +12

        Convenience? Really? If I needed one in 10mins you just drive to woolies and get a 24 pack and won't need to buy anytime soon.

        3 pack Subscription… Oh honey wait I'll just check the mail. Sorry it hasn't arrived yet. So no honey! till say tomorrow or next day?

        Another scenario..Oh lovely! we've used our 3 packs for the month so we have to wait next month.

        The only inconvenience I see is 16 year olds trying to get some in the supermarkets self checkout then it alarms on way out…. Ohh its for my grandad!

        • Free at the local hospital?

        • @useful:

          I guess u can ask for extra for takeaway….when getting ur butt checked during ultrasound

        • @j03:

          You can just go in and ask..

      • +1

        Seems less convenient to me. Everyone needs groceries from time to time, so throw the condoms in with that. I'm sure they can be included in online orders if you do your groceries that way? That or a petrol station for anyone that drive and likely has to get petrol at least once a fortnight.

        If you need more than three then you have to run out and buy more anyway.

        Maybe the other packs present some better value.

    • -1

      Convenience and unit pricing on the $10 tier is cheaper.

    • +23

      Basic search for "durex":
      *Woolworths - $7 for 12pk (not on weekly specials either)
      *Coles - $7.70 for 12pk (not on weekly specials either)
      *My Chemist - $7 for 12pk (not on weekly specials either)
      *Chemist Warehouse - $6.70 for 12pk (not on weekly specials either)

      …and gonna stop searching there.

      • Not everyone has room to store a dozen condoms, so for those people, 3 a month might be quite convenient.

        • +21

          Are you buying condoms for an elephant?

        • +4

          Not everyone has room to store a dozen condoms

          WOT? Does mummy already know all your "storage places"?

        • +1

          @marklar:

          Not quite, but was trying to convey through sarcasm (clearly failed!), this very odd offer!

      • That's your advertising profile changed for the next few weeks :D

    • +1

      may be more discreet than having a pack of condoms on the checkout bell.

      Save your chemist from yelling out, "Mr.XXX, your XXS condom is ready to be picked up at counter 3."

    • well get their 12 for $6 then.

  • +28

    Let me guess so far you have zero subscribers and Ozbargain was your first Avenue of advertisement?

  • Nevermind

  • +1

    So whats the actual bargain for Ozbargain? 3 for $2 is your normal price.

    Can I suggest one free month, with the option to cancel before the first month is up?

    • +2

      Your partner will provide another 3, so a total 6.

  • +2

    The postman always rings thrice.

  • and any unused ones back fir a credit:)

    • +3

      Yes. Water balloon parties are fun being summer and all

  • +1

    Only 3 each month? How many days can that last?

    • That's the basic level.
      The more condoms in the plan, the cheaper the unit pricing.

      • +4

        Do you guys have plans to offer female condoms?

        • +2

          Not at the moment but definitely something to consider based on demand.

        • @frangers:

          Will you be cheaper than eBay?

        • +3

          @useful: No I don't think so but we know our supply chain and shipper quicker we're shipping domestically.

        • @frangers:

          Okay, thank you :)

        • @useful:
          does Ebay do subscription deals of 3 per month?

        • @PVA:

          Male or female?

        • @useful:
          sorry, ignore me, i got it all wrong.

        • +1

          @PVA:

          Okay then

    • Depends on you

    • +1

      For you, maybe 300? who knows

      • true fact :)

    • +9

      a pro ozbargainer knows he can use the inside-out + reverse method to get as much use out of it

      oh wait that's undies

  • +1

    Superb, that saves us married ozbargainers a few bux as the one yearly one i get to use costs three bux down the pub!

  • Three for a month.. So the condoms you supply must be reusable?

    • +1

      Yeah, just turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it.

    • fyi Original ones were..

  • +11

    not a bargain, cheaper elsewhere such as ebay.

    • -1

      Please don't buy condoms off eBay.

      • +29

        Because you're more ruptable from ebayers with thousands of positive feedbacks compare to your zero feed back no customer base?

        • +18

          did you mean reputable, or rupturable?

        • +2

          rekt

      • Why not? made in China?

        • +13

          china comdoms probably best in world. has kept the 1child policy pretty tight.

        • +2

          @dabell:

          You can now have two kids!

        • +1

          @dabell: welp, until you know what they do with the extra babies….

        • @dabell:

          china comdoms probably best in world. has kept the 1child policy pretty tight.

          I don't think you can credit soft options like condoms, ovulation period, or pulling it out in time - under threat of harsh penalty, you'd need to consider hard and permanent options, like:

          … Puning City, Guangdong Province. The stated goal of the sterilization drive in this city in China was to meet with family planning targets that were outlined by the government in the Population and Family Planning Law of 2002. - Compulsory sterilization - Wikipedia

  • Great ! Save us from thinking of any excuse. Just told your partner quota used up for this month.

    • Quota used up? More like we need to use up our quota before next shipment.

      • then the last 3 days of every month will make you very 'busy' ?

  • As a discerning shopper, can you clarify whether any of your range have a barcode or serial number on the condom?

    • +1

      There is a serial number and expiry.
      They are shipped in an envelope as packets to reduce fulfillment cost and provide free shipping across the range.

      • Excellent news.

        I love rolling mine down all the way so I can see the serial number and barcode.

        I can't believe so many men don't know they exist!

        • Worryingly they could easily and likely be damaged in just an envelope. That's specifically not how condoms should be handled.

        • @chyawala:
          Yes I suppose if they were delivered rolled on a [cucumber] that would be more appreciated… :p

        • @Mobe1969: I know some who'd prefer that than have a bunch of spawn from random hook ups where the franger fails.
          If your going to deliver damaged condoms, atleast include a warm melon so you can toss the darn things in the bin and pretend to be getting the real thing.

  • +5

    frustrated by the price of condoms from Coles and Woolworths.

    Durex Condoms Intimate Feel 12pk $5.99
    Durex Condoms Regular 24pk $9.99

    Very frustrating indeed…..

    • +3

      Hey lyl,

      We're matching those prices and have free shipping.
      I understand free shipping and convenience isn't always valued in monetary terms so here is an extra $2 off just for you.

      JUSTFORLYL

      • +1

        I think that it's more convenient to just grab a box on the weekly shopping run, but i don't know, maybe it's just me.

        Someone else can use the code to get 3 free condoms, as I don't plan to get intimate anytime soon.

        • +3

          That's fair enough.
          Sorry to hear the second bit :(

        • that's a bit sad!

        • +4

          @frangers:

          Nah its fine, as a 16-year old, I'm pretty happy with my life right now XD.

          I've revoked my neg, but you should really try to beat woolworths/coles if you want any subscriptions.

        • @shmahoo: agree. start by making omelette and beat some eggs.

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