Buy 2x144 packs for $53.9 to qualify for the free shipping that comes with the Club Catch free trial.
Note that the size is 'large,' so may not suit all people.
Should be enough to last a while, and at less than 19 cents a pop, pretty good bang for your buck. Enjoy :)
A sneaky trick to increase sales
Note that the size is 'large,' so will not suit most people.
Don't think he works for catch so not really a trick to increase sales?
Also size is serious business, don't go buying large for your ego, if it doesn't fit right you may not be protected properly.
Lucky I'm not most people! Giggity!
I don't think I'll live 288 years
The self service option may speed things along. Maybe 2 or 3 weeks?
You could always share with a friend. "Hey, want to go halves in a box of condoms?"
I'm sure that wouldn't be awkward at all.
Wouldn't be awkward if they were a true Ozbargainer too
Do they actually have a size small or do they start at large?
No such thing as small with connies, they are called tighter fitting, not that I would know.
Connie prefers a tighter fit?
She used to be.
Why are there so many condom deals this year. Surplus?
Election year. The politicians stop effing us for a while.
You've been waiting for the right time to use that joke for years, haven't you?
I read that as erection year…
I think TA might be be having it hard.
I thought they went in dry because it always hurt so much.
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an emu/kangaroo to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Size seems too large for me… Anyone wanna share the condom together??
I'd like to share one with you. Would you like to (profanity) me (profanity) (profanity) with a (profanity)?
(profanity)! ;)
288? That's too gross!
Gross? Why?
A gross is 144 qty :)
TIL!
Is this a group buy?
Well it sure ain't a Coles buy… Down Down… (Prices are down) What use would condoms would be then?
Leave your keys in the bowl…
That's 287 too many and 4 sizes too large for me…
Not too large for..should I say it.. your fist?
No you shouldn't but now it's set in stone
So I went to a brothel once, and the lovely lady I saw says "oww your big, large size condom for you" I say, "seriously? You're pulling my leg" she says "oh sorry, small size it is then"
Haha
"oww your big"
Did she use bad grammar when she said it?
Why'd you have to bring his bad grandma into it?
Hate when Grandma is working at the times that I go.
Obviously an asian brothel
You might be right as his response was said with correct grammar - "seriously? You're pulling my leg"
no she literally thought the big was his
"Non-spermicidal"!
"Catch Club"
Large is perfect Thankyou. Now to be able to use them…
I just came here for the comments
Please don't cum here…. again… ever…
I just came
Giggity
Two gross!
Does it come in any 69 pack?
Just use a plastic bag from woolies.
Or Glad Wrap.
It's there an echo echo echo in here?
You lucky person.. not many people's boyfriends have such huge D***s…
Hopefully the user is a male for that joke to work. Lol.
Nothing wrong with being Straight or Gay… why would there be a difference between male and female?
@anonymous01: Yes that's true. Typically those types of jokes are directed at men who exaggerate their size usually to seem more masculine and tough to other people. I assumed that was an instance of such joke.
Great! I just need a partner now
jv is still available.
Yes, but is JV a bargain?
I'll rather install a led light in said condom and turn it into a lit up balloon
How much does the pill cost? I can get better value out of that…
We are all large, this is not siberia. dumbos!
Haha credit to anyone who can beat the "expiry" date on these
True OzBargainer = After the expiry date, start using two at a time. May be put a balloon in the middle just for reassurance. Btw balloons are $2 for 20 pack at coles.
Like a glove…
I'm pretty sure the size chart would be as follow: large, huge, mega, humongous, colossus, and finally godzilla. Just for some ego boost
Only available in large?
But I only take extra, extra, extra medium…
Dear uncle Rico, scissors are available at coles for $3.00
http://shop.coles.com.au/online/national/crayola-scissors-bl…
Finally i have a good price for a week supply.
Also does anyone wanna join in my water balloon fight ?
But.. captain… why is the water white in colour?
It's jizz Jim, but not as we know it!
you know when you get a groups of school girls and one of them says condom and they all giggle?
this is exactly like that, ha ha
COTD can catch mine
Two Gross !
Finally a deal for us brothers. Thanks OP. Gona watch me some Netflix and chill!
You gonna perform a solo act?
If what he says is true, I am getting Netflix.
Are you and your brother from Tasmania by any chance?
More bang for your buck!
This has been done to death. Please stop with the historical puns
You're just too hard on Avacardooooooooo…
Just because you get none. #grampa
This just seems like a whole lot of f*#king about to me…
Lol at the end of the comments .. Get excited get Exetel NBN is also hilarious
Unfortunately I only fit XXXXS. Thanks anyway lyl.
Reject shop, water balloons. perfect fit.
If you go to Reject shop, expect a gift 9 months later wish you could reject. It's better to eject the erect than go to reject.
If I ordered these, I'd want a guarantee that they wouldn't be delivered in plain packaging…
Is this some kind of spoof?
How do these go as washing up gloves? Asking for a friend.
I need large, I like sex
Well today is your lucky day. People say mine is pretty Large.
They not gonna last 24 years.
I will need exactly 24 years to use them all.
(with current rate)
Was it COTD or Groupon or someone else that sold condoms with holes in it?
Groupon haha that's why I'm never buying condoms online.
Some say it was masterminded by the government to increase Australian population.
If 288 ozbargainers wanted to split a pack there would still be enough to last a while! Be honest, dont buy them to impress your friends when they look in your bathroom cabinet! ;) It will be more impressive if you leave an empty box with 1 or 2 left, then they might suspect your a drug smuggler.
As if…