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Box of Dick Smith Shopping Bags - $5 @ Dick Smith

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Seen in Nunawading, VIC - likely to be present in other stores

As the sign mentions:

  • Perfect for those starting your own Dick Smith Store
  • Nostalgia
  • Paperweight

Plus useful in many more situations not mentioned above (e.g. when walking your dog…, etc.)

Related Stores

Dick Smith / Kogan
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    • Unless you don't want to get rashes or anal fissures….

    • +28

      I dunno about you, but I don't want Dick anywhere near my ass lol

  • -1

    I'll take a box for a plastic card looking a lot like a $100 DSE gift card…

  • +2

    Lol I just saw the sign and in the description you weren't wrong!

    Starting your own dick smith store
    Nostalgia
    Paperweight

  • Too bad all my stores closed. I would have given them this idea.

  • Box of Dick S

  • +1

    Mass suicide by suffocation. Only $5. Better leave these for the staff who are out of a job.

    • Poll pot wonna be.

  • +6

    People really shouldn't be bagging this deal

    • If you like to be dicked about then by all means bag this deal and dont tell me if your having fun with 2000 dicks.

  • -2

    Whaaat Smith Shopping Bags has a Box of Dick for $5!!?

  • +1

    Can I substitute these for ahem……….Condoms?

    • Only if you're extremely well hung!

  • I have a box full of Coles and Woolworths bags if anyone's interested.

  • +1

    I kept reading that as "Bag of D…s" for $5.

  • One shop was selling DS tote bags as memorabilia - $2.

  • How can we tell what stores are still open?

    • +1

      thats the trick ….. they want you to go and check ….. and maybe buy a phone case if open, if closed ….. not loss for them just you and your time. Surprised they don't just have one central store left open in each state and dump all the stuff there.

      they must be at the point where the wages cost more then what they get from the stuff thats left.

  • Wonder how much a cash register would go for. My kid would love playing with it.

  • +7

    I am waiting for that big Dick Smith store front sign to be on sale. Gonna put it on my rooftop and put some neon lights around it. Yeah.

    • I could chuck the 'Smith' and keep the Dick part in my man cave ;-)

      • +1

        Rules before entry.

        1. Bag your dick before entry.
        2. As above.
  • Be interesting to see if ASIC does a better job with the bank funded bank enquiry than they should have done before allowing dick smith to be floated and what needed to be flagged in the prospectus …

  • -1

    What a rip. Should be free

  • +2

    This is the first time ever I am going to Bag a deal at Dick Smith ;)

  • +3

    No deal, normally $0.00, now $5.00?

    That's an increase of infinite percents!

  • Dick Smith, never forgotton, forever remains (in landfill).

  • 😂/😢

  • Mama always said life was like a box of… dicksmith bags

  • +5

    If feeling generous, please buy a box and donate to your local community-run op shop. I know mine greatly enjoyed having a ready supply of sturdy new GAME bags when they shut down rather than relying on torn flimsy second-hand supermarket ones. (Branded charities like Salvo's or Red Cross may not approve them for use in their shops though, might need to ask).

  • Haha this is hilarious..

  • What if you have a warranty claim? ;-)

  • Bag yourself a bargain

    • I think you mean bag yourself a BAGain

      …..im sorry

      • I rather Bag myself a Bogan than a Bigot!

    • Bag yourself an old bag. If you're in to that sort of thing.

  • wow that is cheap.. normally like 2-3 cents a bag.
    if you get at least 300 bags , bargain!

  • Buy a few boxes of bags. Restart Dick Smith with a public float. Say the business is worth $2 (per share) x 100,000,000 (shares) and sell out, making about $100,000,000 before anyone cottons onto the fact that it's only worth $5 x the number of boxes of bags you bought. Don't know how that's legal.

    • It's happened before….. Apparently was legal then.

    • Then you move to a foreign country and claim you have a heart condition with open heart surgery selfies for proof and flying is not permitted by Google doctor and your set for life.

  • So next they will be selling boxes of boxes?

    • The grease from the forehead of the fixtures manager knowing that his life long dream of managing is almost up.

  • +3

    You know the fire sale has hit your local dick smith hard, when they put your purchases in Daiso bags…

  • This post just makes me think of this great Louis CK standup segment about a bag of dicks:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8 (NSFW?)

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