[Price Error] 72x 'Fart Bomb' Bags USD$0.43 (AUD$0.60) Delivered @ AliExpress

rawm on 28/06/2016 - 20:47
Last edited 14/07/2016 - 17:13 by 1 other user

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Evening all!

I'm posting this not to necessarily endorse Fart Bombs, but to trigger any positive/negative nostalgic thoughts people might have.

Oh, and they're pretty damn cheap too.

31% discount; It popped up in my 'pranks' search today for the first time, so doubt it's ever been this cheap.

TA's contribution of 7.25% http://www.cashrewards.com.au/search/aliexpress will bring it down to 55c delivered. That's 0.76c per bag!

These are the relatively harmless ammonium sulphide and water bags (if used appropriately). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stink_bomb

YouTube is full of some pretty lame video demonstrations/pranks. I'll leave a few here, but I'm sure we all remember when we used one or one was used near us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDbwqPdpBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXvGdkJvxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLmD8ehHcEE&list=RDNLmD8ehHc…

Enjoy!

Mod: Moved to forums as a price error, users received 1 instead of the 72 items that were advertised. Users should raise a seller dispute to receive a refund.

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  • PlagueistheCheap on 28/06/2016 - 20:51
    +14

    Ah the last time I smelled one of these was the school disco in 1998.

    • 31mop on 28/06/2016 - 20:53
      +189

      And now she's your wife

      • swiftyau on 28/06/2016 - 22:22
        +1

        classic

      • The Gent on 29/06/2016 - 02:27

        Yeah, you deserve your 81 upvotes.

        • pull the lever on 29/06/2016 - 11:03

          131 upvotes now.

        • apollovan on 29/06/2016 - 19:56

          more likes than the post itself

      • rgr on 29/06/2016 - 08:00

        LMMMMAO

      • malouphix on 29/06/2016 - 21:08

        Good one!

      • [Deactivated] on 29/06/2016 - 22:43
        -3

        Yeah, awesome joke.

        • thebargainhunter on 04/07/2016 - 20:28

          All aboard the steamtrain. Next stop, youtube.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo

        • [Deactivated] on 04/07/2016 - 22:27
          -2

          @thebargainhunter:

          Didn't say i was offended.
          It's simply a remarkably lame joke.
          If @31mop and others are going to continue their relentless denigration of women, at least make the joke funny.

        • AlisonP on 05/07/2016 - 15:36
          +1

          @steamtrain:

          Relentless denigration of women? It was a fart joke!

          I once heard a rumor that men fart too…..

        • [Deactivated] on 05/07/2016 - 22:38
          -2

          @AlisonP:

          It was more than just a fart joke.
          If you can't see that i can't help you.

        • AlisonP on 06/07/2016 - 14:11

          @steamtrain:

          I didn't think I needed help!

          What did I need help with?

  • PinzVidz on 28/06/2016 - 20:54
    +11

    This deal well and truly stinks.

  • blighst on 28/06/2016 - 20:55

    These 100% legal to import?

    • rawm on 28/06/2016 - 20:56
      +30

      As far as I'm aware yes, but God help those brave men and women in the supply chain if 72 go off at the same time.

    • Regie69 on 28/06/2016 - 21:36
      +1

      There not illegal. You can buy them at most novelty shops.

    • luminair on 29/06/2016 - 11:37
      +8

      If not illegal, we should make it so!
      How is that legal for we selling fresh air to China, and they sell us farts?

  • furiousgeorge on 28/06/2016 - 20:58
    +4

    Dear Mr Express,
    Please take PayPal and I will buy your stuff no matter how much I don't need it.
    Thanks.

    • blighst on 28/06/2016 - 21:00
      +4

      Alipay offers similar protection to Paypal

      • CraigZheng on 29/06/2016 - 07:55

        Its just that I want to keep things organised. Already been using paypal for so many years, not so easy to switch to alipay now.

    • rawm on 28/06/2016 - 21:06
      +13

      Snowflake's chance in Hell.

      Their main competitor eBay owns PayPal. Heck, eBay single handedly turned PayPal into the behemoth it is today. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PayPal
      PayPal often charge POS conversion fees that distort the true price you thought you were paying - Alipay does not do this.
      Alipay protection is great http://activities.aliexpress.com/adcms/www-aliexpress-com/bu… and as blighst stated is similar to PayPal.

      Pros and cons for sure, but AliExpress payments aren't terrible by any means.

      • furiousgeorge on 28/06/2016 - 21:21

        That's a shame.

      • maxwellian on 28/06/2016 - 21:35
        -8

        eBay does not own PayPal. Did you even read the link you posted which clearly states this?

        • PinzVidz on 28/06/2016 - 21:38
          +2

          On paper they might not, but…

        • blighst on 28/06/2016 - 21:46
          +11

          Paypal spun off from eBay about a year ago.

        • justtoreply on 28/06/2016 - 22:49
          +5

          They are practically one and the same. Legal separation means little to the consumer when they behave the same as when ebay legally owned paypal.

      • resisting the urge on 10/07/2016 - 23:36

        @rawm
        On what grounds?

        PayPal is bad enough, but a PayPal controlled by the CCP? How is it not terrible too?

        Besides, how do you do execute the transaction without sending all your data into the Chinese Intranet for everyone+dog to record and access?

        Imagine explaining how you lost your identity, maxed out your credit cards etc, buying fart jokes online.

        OzB is a culture of fun yes, but this is hardly a joke without victims.

    • Diji1 on 28/06/2016 - 21:54
      +12

      Sounds like an endoresment!

    • Sex on 29/06/2016 - 09:38
      +8

      I'm going to buy a few packs. What's the address of your brother and sister's gift shop by the way? Not that I'm planning to set any off there. I just want the address because I'm curious.

    • luminair on 29/06/2016 - 11:39

      Don't know why people down voted you, but you have a valid concern.

      Your brother should report them to the police and sue them for losses.

  • shapers on 28/06/2016 - 21:09
    +3

    Hahaha used to love these in high school. +1

  • MMM on 28/06/2016 - 21:11
    +25

    WHAT??? PAY FOR THESE?? I'm more into DIY:)

  • spuderump on 28/06/2016 - 21:20
    +6

    Used to throw these in cinemas as a kid man they were some funny times.

    What a little shit I was.

    • rawm on 28/06/2016 - 21:26
      +4

      Haha my playground for these was the MCG during the footy season. Young, dumb and full of fart bombs.

      • PinzVidz on 28/06/2016 - 21:34
        +7

        Perfect for Collingwood supporters :)

        • Blottski on 05/07/2016 - 23:15

          no purchase necessary….. ;)

  • madreece on 28/06/2016 - 21:36

    GOLD!

  • Lucifersfury82 on 28/06/2016 - 21:43
    +2

    I didn't read it properly and thought I had ordered 5 individual packs, not 5x. Well Halloween's going to be good for the Trick or Treaters that come our way :)

    • tonytone on 28/06/2016 - 21:54
      +2

      Yeah I think the seller made a mistake. It probably is for only one bag, they may have just worded it wrong. If you see all the other fart bombs they are similar price per individual bag.

      Gonna try it anyway…

      • Lucifersfury82 on 28/06/2016 - 21:55
        +4

        Either way, Uni graduation maybe a little more entertaining now…

  • mec on 28/06/2016 - 21:49
    +5

    I hope to God nobody i know uses Ozbargain

  • EnvisionAU on 28/06/2016 - 21:55
    +2

    I have no idea why I just ordered 30 of these :|

    • strikerzebra on 29/06/2016 - 12:42
      +2

      You ordered 2000 fart bombs?

  • cypher67 on 28/06/2016 - 21:58
    +4

    I just think back at all the ripe farts I've done, I could have been farting into a bag and profiting :(

    • yaziyo on 29/06/2016 - 19:59

      Don't get high off your own supply

  • ilikeit on 28/06/2016 - 22:00
    +1

    Consider the cheese cut.

  • tonsta on 28/06/2016 - 22:01
    +1

    These are just concentrated baked beans?

  • Findo on 28/06/2016 - 22:05
    +1

    Oh man, I used to pay $3 for one of these and I'd set a few off at a time. Usually one at either end of the corridor, and one in the middle for safe measure. Worth every cent!

  • PinzVidz on 28/06/2016 - 22:07
    +2

    C'mon guys, where's your creative puns? We've had some shitty deals lately, and there's been some ripper comments!

  • outlander on 28/06/2016 - 22:10
    +1

    I used to use them in school assembly. Stunk up the entire gym. You could physically see the spread of the smell, as rows and rows of people would scrunch up their nose and look around for the culprit. Although, it wasn't this type, it was these.
    I would appreciate a link if anyone knows where they're sold now. I have a colleague in the office I rather dislike, and I think I can get them a reputation for being the stinky one if I regularly crush one of those near them.

    • Findo on 28/06/2016 - 22:18
      +4

      Have you tried liquid ass? That stuff is 100x more potent than any crush vial types. 10 sprays was enough to shut down the junior males toilet and it didn't reopen until the next day.

      • tight-ass on 28/06/2016 - 22:41
        +2

        Just been reading some bloody funny reviews on Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

        Might have to get me some

        • skazclaw on 28/06/2016 - 23:37

          lmao, these are gold!

        • Ten on 29/06/2016 - 15:22

          Shame they are quite expensive to get shipped here though. From what I can see it works out to be ~$28 including shipping to Aus. If there is another more cost effective way of getting this stuff I'm all ears.

        • tight-ass on 29/06/2016 - 16:23
          +3

          @teninchdk:
          I ended up buying one of these for $28 Aus. Going by some of the comments/reviews it will be money well spent given the laughs to be had

      • tight-ass on 07/07/2016 - 19:24
        +1

        My liquid ass arrived today. You weren't wrong….this stuff is potent! Can't wait to share the goodness

        • Findo on 07/07/2016 - 19:50
          +1

          Make sure you wear disposable gloves when handling that stuff, and perhaps even keep it in a sealed container when transporting around. Liquid ass accidents are no fun.

  • Kingfabay on 28/06/2016 - 22:19

    im a bit confused. Is this $0.6/72 bags or $0.6/bag?

    • davohatcher on 28/06/2016 - 22:30
      -1

      It will end up being 60cents a bag, the seller has made a mistake.

  • GnarlyKnuckles on 28/06/2016 - 22:22
    +4

    The following, erm, 'specs' supplied by the seller for this product had me in stitches!!!

    Description: Although it's just a bag, but you gently squeeze it a bit, and then threw it open, a little later, it will explode (absolutely safe,
    Features:
    1, a not only brings surprises, exciting, and very safe the entire toy.
    2, lightweight, it forces (such as: fire, etc.).
    3, using food-grade packaging, security
    4
    5, gravure printing, bright color, exquisite.
    6, the product never before unused timeliness.

    With 'specs' like these, who needs witty puns?!? I particularly love that spec #4 has simply been deleted, without explanation (yet they have left the blank line there, rather than adjusting the number of specs supplied to a total of 5). I've never seen any company do that before. It begs the question, what was spec #4, that turned out to be false/had to be 'unclaimed'… I hope it had nothing to do with being flammable!!! lol

    • aussie28 on 28/06/2016 - 22:33
      +1

      WTF does 6, the product never before unused timeliness. mean? LOL

      • GnarlyKnuckles on 28/06/2016 - 22:55
        +4

        Lololol, yeppers I wondered that too. But ALL the 'specs' are cryptically hilarious in their own way, apart from perhaps #1. I mean:

        2: "lightweight, it forces … fire, etc"
        I'm pretty sure the product is not meant to 'force a fire'!?!

        3: "using food-grade packaging …"
        Why? In case someone wants to EAT the fake fart?!?

        4: I still want to know wtf this claim was, before it was retracted.

        5: 'Gravure' and 'exquisite' seem very odd words to use to describe a fake fart!!! Even to a hardened fart enthusiast…

        6: mmmyeah… WTF?

  • spacemansam on 28/06/2016 - 22:25
    +4

    When I was 6, my big sister tricked me into getting into a tent, threw in a fart bomb and zipped me back inside …. She thought it hilarious…. Oh the revenge I could have with 72 of these bad boys!

  • dosada on 28/06/2016 - 22:32
    +3

    My personal favourite use for them is to spread some on the street. Like in front of a myer. Sit around and wait for people to walk over them

  • v00d00 AU on 28/06/2016 - 22:47
    +1

    Bought 2, so lets see if we get 144 or 2. Knowing each time i let one off as a gag that it cost me less than 1c will make it that all funnier.

  • Clear on 28/06/2016 - 22:47
    +4

    If only this was posted weeks ago. Everyone is going to the polls this weekend…. ;)

  • marcusv on 28/06/2016 - 22:50

    The best ones were German ones called "stinkbommen" that I got from a novelty store in the late 80's/early 90's. I'm pretty sure they were just a glass vial of liquid ass. It made people cry

  • newbiesh on 28/06/2016 - 23:05
    +1

    wtf! i bought 17 ! which get me 1224 fart bombs! i dont know why i bought that many…

    • GnarlyKnuckles on 28/06/2016 - 23:09
      +1

      I think it's safe to assume there has been some sort of error re the '72'. It remains to be seen exactly what that error is, and how it will be resolved by the company.

  • cdaddy on 28/06/2016 - 23:08
    +1

    so who was it that bough 35x72???

    L***n L.
    AU
    35 pieces
    28 Jun 2016 05:24

    • newbiesh on 28/06/2016 - 23:11

      glad am not only one…

  • pisoj1 on 28/06/2016 - 23:21
    +3

    When I was in high school I bought 5 x 72 of these and sold them at $1-$2 each. Made a killing! Got interschool suspended for two weeks. Was worth it though. $400 later!

    • R3XNebular on 28/06/2016 - 23:26
      -1

      Hmmm I'm a start selling them outside my local school.

      • dan76n on 05/07/2016 - 06:20

        What to all the mums in their SUV's?

  • Iqs on 28/06/2016 - 23:21

    Not that smelly. Nothing beats the real one.

  • cheepo on 28/06/2016 - 23:22
    +2

    With so many people using this site and now buying these….the odds of running into some bad smells in the next few weeks has increased by a considerable margin. How wonderful!

  • djmm on 28/06/2016 - 23:29
    -3

    This deal stinks

  • llama on 28/06/2016 - 23:51
    +1

    I have quite a lot of experience with these, and this particular brand is NOT much good. Not potent, makes a wet mess on the ground but only emits a TINY amount of smelly gas.

    Liquid Ass is also pretty poor. The smell is wrong and also not potent.

    The glass vial ones (from Chile) are probably the best in my opinion.

    • Findo on 29/06/2016 - 00:16

      Liquid ass is the only one that smells like faecal matter. All the others just smell like rotten eggs.

      • llama on 29/06/2016 - 00:59

        Liquid ass is the only one that smells like faecal matter.

        Well, yes - To my nose Liquid Ass smells most like raw sewerage.

        However it doesn't smell like farts (which is kind of the whole idea).

        And Liquid Ass smells horrid in the bottle, but when spread around a room it's got no real "clout". Most people never even notice it.

        • Findo on 29/06/2016 - 02:13
          +1

          Liquid ass was enough to send transit officers and passengers scrambling when Eastwood station was being renovated in 2009/2010 :P

        • llama on 29/06/2016 - 03:43

          @niggard:

          ROFL - they probably thought that the contractors had busted a sewer main!

  • kronicmacstigator on 29/06/2016 - 00:24

    I'd like to mention it's relatively easy to support an assault charge using one of these.

    • GnarlyKnuckles on 29/06/2016 - 00:50
      +1

      … easy to support an assault charge using one of these.

      What does that even mean? It makes no sense.

        • llama on 29/06/2016 - 01:03
          +8

          I keep forgetting I've done seven years

          Inside?

          It means that if you use one of these on an unsuspecting member of the public,

          Use one? What exactly does that mean?

          you've committed the offence of assault

          ASSault << I see what you did there

        • Carnal on 29/06/2016 - 08:04
          -1

          Can you say frivolous lawsuits? The perks of living in this day and age :P

        • kronicmacstigator on 29/06/2016 - 09:32
          -2

          @llama:

          No… seven years of putting assholes away in prison

          And 'using' one means performing an action designed to trigger or ignite the explosive device

        • kronicmacstigator on 29/06/2016 - 09:32

          @Carnal: Frivolous lawsuit??? It's a criminal offence, nothing frivolous about it!

        • llama on 29/06/2016 - 12:39
          +1

          @kronicmacstigator:

          No… seven years of putting assholes away in prison

          Which detention centre houses the inmates convicted of Fart Bomb offences?

          And 'using' one means performing an action designed to trigger or ignite the explosive device

          ROFL @ explosive device? You've never actually seen a Fart Bomb, have you?

          What you are saying is about as logical as convicting a shopkeeper for the sale of pop rocks. Or water bombs … what about those - only an offence in Winter?

          It's a criminal offence, nothing frivolous about it!

          After a good amount of searching, I haven't found any references to this in Australia, although some US States have legislation about Stink Bombs. Has anybody ever been charged and convicted here in AU?

        • revolutio on 29/06/2016 - 12:53
          +1

          ICYMI: There's a site called LinkedIn for pointlessly boasting about career information that nobody cares about.

        • kronicmacstigator on 29/06/2016 - 13:22

          @llama:

          You'll find a few people convicted of assault in detention centres…

          I have seen a fart bomb and am well aware of what they are, under the legislative definition they would be considered an explosive device due to the means of operation.

          I am not fully conversant in Fair Trading legislation regarding the sale of pop rocks or water bombs.

          There is a reason why you haven't found any references to this in Australia. Because there is none. It is caught by a 'catch all' legislation and the definition of assault is well and truly separate to any legislation that may be applicable to fart bombs

        • llama on 29/06/2016 - 14:14

          @kronicmacstigator:

          There is a reason why you haven't found any references to this in Australia. Because there is none. It is caught by a 'catch all' legislation and the definition of assault is well and truly separate to any legislation that may be applicable to fart bombs

          I take that as confirmation that nobody has ever been changed or convicted.

          In which case, it sounds like a load of bulls*** and hot air.

        • kronicmacstigator on 29/06/2016 - 14:21

          @llama: PLENTY of people have been convicted of assault! Assault is not bullshit and hot air!

        • llama on 29/06/2016 - 14:56
          +1

          @kronicmacstigator:

          PLENTY of people have been convicted of assault! Assault is not bullshit and hot air!

          Yeah, yeah… whatever. Totally irrelevant to this conversation.

          How many people have been convicted of FART BOMB offences in Australia?

          (probably the same number as who've been convicted for assault with cooked asparagus spears)

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