What do you name your Wi-Fi?

In the same theme as "what do you name your computer", I'm equally interested in what you name your wifi network.

ok… Go!

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  • +2

    "56k Dial up" 🙃

    • USRobotics 56k those were the days

  • +1

    Vandelay Industries
    Kramerica Industries

  • MacGyver

  • +2

    Silence of the LAN
    Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi

  • Had 'ASIO Intercept Node', then '2 Tin Cans & a Piece of String' (Telstra Cable sucks balls) for ages. Then we got new neighbours, 'Bring Beer' & 'Bring Beer 2' - now we've got 'Screw beer, 'Bring vodka!'

  • hezbollahHEADOFFICE.

  • +2

    I have my internet named "the batcave" and my car is "the batcar" so when I connect my phone is says "you are now connected to the batcave or car" makes me chuckle Everytime

  • Ally

  • AMINE DADA

  • Don't Tell My Wifi

  • +1

    fbi.gov

    True story, people moved into the street and when we had a street party they said do you know the FBI have wifi around here….oh lord did I struggle to not smirk. No one has caught on its my connection after 4 years.

  • NBN

  • YEAH NAH
    and YEAH NAH_5G

  • vegetables

  • N.E.R.D.

    Names of family members.

  • Mine was 'You smell like baby poo'
    Now 'ASIO surveillance van 5.0'

  • ringmybell
    connect@ownrisk
    MalwareLAN

  • OPTUSnot

  • C:\VIRUS.EXE

  • +5

    My current SSIDs are

    Main 2.4Ghz - The Promised LAN
    Main 5Ghz - Here's looking at you MAC
    Dedicated Kids - Come Wifi with me
    Dedicated Console/Gaming - Let me Console you
    Dedicated IoT - It Hertz whhen IP
    Guest Wifi - IP Freely

  • Middle Earth

  • +2

    The Promised Lan

  • +1

    I like big Wi and a I cannot Fi

  • Not mine but thought it was funny:

    honeypot

  • +2

    I have Wasimranamadrouter (for those of you who remember The 12th Man, Billy Birmingham, from back in the 80's!)

    • Got him, yes! Piss out, you're out! Marvellous piece of bowling that!

  • Question: Do you have to re enter password on your device if you change wifi name?

    If no, awesome! :)

    (Doing all of that on a TV, computer, phones, laptops, chromecast, apple tv etc..)

  • +2

    My SSIDs are:

    The Light Side
    The Dark Side

    When my guests come over, and they ask for my wifi, i get to say Join "The Light/Dark side"

    i laugh silently every time because i mentally complete the phrase with "We have Wookies/Cookies"

  • FBI_SURVEILLANCE_VAN_2
    Also my 5ghz is - SHUTYOURFINGDOGUP

  • virus.exe :)
    We live near some restaurants so that should stop anyone trying to attempt it..

  • Hello, is it me you're looking for

  • People-R-Frogs
    Coz we ain't sapien …

  • Virus detected…
    Trojan detected…

  • HelpMeObiWANKenobi
    TellMyWiFiLoveHer

  • +2

    North Korea Best Korea

  • Skynet Global Defence Network

    or

    This is not the WIFI you are looking for…

  • Oh and….. "The LAN before time."

  • "If you can read this please help me"

  • Mine is called Virus Distribution Centre

  • Mine is NigerianPrinceNetwork

  • This s not the Lan you're looking for.

    My mates is "pretty fly for a wifi"

  • I Hurt when IP

  • My neighbours is "Penny get your own Wifi" always makes me laugh and wonder who penny is.

    • +1

      not sure if your joking..

      • +2

        OMG I was serious until you questioned me. How could I not have clicked it was BBT.

  • ApeX Gang Clubhouse

  • The_TARDIS

    But now I think I might change it! Too many good ideas

  • Mines

    HitlerLivesOnVega

  • iPhone: The Wizard
    iPad: Tin Man

    Be creative, thought Wizard of Oz!

  • I've wasted hours trying to make mine ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐, but I've ended up just doing [my name]net.

  • Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi

  • Internet HQ
    WifiRUs
    NoPotatoOnlyWifi

  • (.)(.)

  • I renamed it to Dodo_is_a_No_No so my neighbours know not to bother with Dodo, considering they stuffed up my phone line 2 months ago and I'm still waiting for a resolution

  • +2

    WIFI NAME: 123456
    Password: 244466666 (one 2, three 4, five 6)

  • MOTHER, all caps

  • At home: Beer is the answer
    WiFi Hotspot: Metro Free WiFi

  • +1

    Vandaley Industries

  • +1

    My sister's Linksys router SSID is "The Weakest Linksys"

  • NotHipEnoughForWittySSID

  • Mine is ᒣᒥ 凵 =╱⊿ ┌┬┐
    From Dr Who.

    My mum's was "Mum press this one".

  • Slow N sensual for 2.4Ghz
    Fast N hard for 5 GHz

  • porncorn

  • Mine's NSWPOLICE … deters thiefs hopefully :D

  • Mobile hotpot SSID:
    -Gigapudding
    -Party Van

    My friends have a few weaboo SSIDs as well.

  • Black hole

    • Is that like boongscorner ?

      • Interesting piece… Thanks for the link
        My WiFi name however has nothing to do with race….

  • someone in our neighborhood has this one "HELLO Is it me you're lookin for"

  • I'm just using some of the classics:

    It hurts when IP
    allyourbandwidtharebelongtous
    Untrusted network

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