What do you name your Wi-Fi?

LBuyme on 23/09/2016 - 20:32

In the same theme as "what do you name your computer", I'm equally interested in what you name your wifi network.

ok… Go!

Computing

Comments

  • dvs671 on 26/09/2016 - 14:09
    +2

    "56k Dial up" 🙃

    • neonlight on 26/09/2016 - 14:57

      USRobotics 56k those were the days

  • Powershopz on 26/09/2016 - 15:01
    +1

    Vandelay Industries
    Kramerica Industries

  • pogichinoy on 26/09/2016 - 16:13

    MacGyver

  • mrLaw on 26/09/2016 - 16:32
    +2

    Silence of the LAN
    Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi

  • LustStarrr on 26/09/2016 - 16:39

    Had 'ASIO Intercept Node', then '2 Tin Cans & a Piece of String' (Telstra Cable sucks balls) for ages. Then we got new neighbours, 'Bring Beer' & 'Bring Beer 2' - now we've got 'Screw beer, 'Bring vodka!'

  • beatwixkid on 26/09/2016 - 17:23

    hezbollahHEADOFFICE.

  • blakeclayton12 on 26/09/2016 - 18:21
    +2

    I have my internet named "the batcave" and my car is "the batcar" so when I connect my phone is says "you are now connected to the batcave or car" makes me chuckle Everytime

  • Summer071212 on 26/09/2016 - 18:32

    Ally

  • coko savage on 26/09/2016 - 19:10

    AMINE DADA

  • incognitoburrito on 26/09/2016 - 19:37

    Don't Tell My Wifi

  • 2stroksmokr on 26/09/2016 - 20:17
    +1

    fbi.gov

    True story, people moved into the street and when we had a street party they said do you know the FBI have wifi around here….oh lord did I struggle to not smirk. No one has caught on its my connection after 4 years.

  • ejsteven on 26/09/2016 - 20:45

    NBN

  • j4ck on 26/09/2016 - 21:05

    YEAH NAH
    and YEAH NAH_5G

  • lgacb08 on 26/09/2016 - 21:29

    vegetables

  • giventofly on 26/09/2016 - 21:35

    N.E.R.D.

    Names of family members.

  • veritas_mendax on 26/09/2016 - 22:10

    Mine was 'You smell like baby poo'
    Now 'ASIO surveillance van 5.0'

  • EyesWideOpen on 26/09/2016 - 23:27

    ringmybell
    connect@ownrisk
    MalwareLAN

  • eqbrains on 27/09/2016 - 00:29

    OPTUSnot

  • dogboy on 27/09/2016 - 07:40

    C:\VIRUS.EXE

  • tjmarx on 27/09/2016 - 08:05
    +5

    My current SSIDs are

    Main 2.4Ghz - The Promised LAN
    Main 5Ghz - Here's looking at you MAC
    Dedicated Kids - Come Wifi with me
    Dedicated Console/Gaming - Let me Console you
    Dedicated IoT - It Hertz whhen IP
    Guest Wifi - IP Freely

  • ExtraSalt on 27/09/2016 - 08:10

    Middle Earth

  • maknilsin on 27/09/2016 - 08:13
    +2

    The Promised Lan

  • kez36 on 27/09/2016 - 08:31
    +1

    I like big Wi and a I cannot Fi

  • norimono on 27/09/2016 - 08:32

    Not mine but thought it was funny:

    honeypot

  • Brendoo on 27/09/2016 - 09:08
    +2

    I have Wasimranamadrouter (for those of you who remember The 12th Man, Billy Birmingham, from back in the 80's!)

    • j4ck on 27/09/2016 - 10:57

      Got him, yes! Piss out, you're out! Marvellous piece of bowling that!

  • Tech and cars on 27/09/2016 - 10:43

    Question: Do you have to re enter password on your device if you change wifi name?

    If no, awesome! :)

    (Doing all of that on a TV, computer, phones, laptops, chromecast, apple tv etc..)

  • Justinism on 27/09/2016 - 10:47
    +2

    My SSIDs are:

    The Light Side
    The Dark Side

    When my guests come over, and they ask for my wifi, i get to say Join "The Light/Dark side"

    i laugh silently every time because i mentally complete the phrase with "We have Wookies/Cookies"

  • Reverse Snorkel on 27/09/2016 - 10:54

    FBI_SURVEILLANCE_VAN_2
    Also my 5ghz is - SHUTYOURFINGDOGUP

  • littlemisslovely on 27/09/2016 - 11:14

    virus.exe :)
    We live near some restaurants so that should stop anyone trying to attempt it..

  • zoombie on 27/09/2016 - 11:54

    Hello, is it me you're looking for

  • susmind on 27/09/2016 - 12:23

    People-R-Frogs
    Coz we ain't sapien …

  • heroheroz on 27/09/2016 - 12:39

    Virus detected…
    Trojan detected…

  • nayfon on 27/09/2016 - 14:00

    HelpMeObiWANKenobi
    TellMyWiFiLoveHer

  • vicerum on 27/09/2016 - 14:04
    +2

    North Korea Best Korea

  • Serenesis on 27/09/2016 - 14:22

    Skynet Global Defence Network

    or

    This is not the WIFI you are looking for…

  • Serenesis on 27/09/2016 - 14:23

    Oh and….. "The LAN before time."

  • TheBean on 27/09/2016 - 14:50

    "If you can read this please help me"

  • dudewithpants on 27/09/2016 - 15:14

    Mine is called Virus Distribution Centre

  • rvsure on 27/09/2016 - 16:18

    Mine is NigerianPrinceNetwork

  • Danta on 27/09/2016 - 16:24

    This s not the Lan you're looking for.

    My mates is "pretty fly for a wifi"

  • JakeTheMuSS on 27/09/2016 - 16:54

    I Hurt when IP

  • Slo20 on 27/09/2016 - 16:54

    My neighbours is "Penny get your own Wifi" always makes me laugh and wonder who penny is.

    • outlander on 27/09/2016 - 17:00
      +1

      not sure if your joking..

      • Slo20 on 27/09/2016 - 19:32
        +2

        OMG I was serious until you questioned me. How could I not have clicked it was BBT.

  • Timfoo on 27/09/2016 - 18:23

    ApeX Gang Clubhouse

  • icyprincess on 27/09/2016 - 19:28

    The_TARDIS

    But now I think I might change it! Too many good ideas

  • SupeNintendoChalmers on 27/09/2016 - 20:04

    Mines

    HitlerLivesOnVega

  • Ozjoey on 27/09/2016 - 21:55

    iPhone: The Wizard
    iPad: Tin Man

    Be creative, thought Wizard of Oz!

  • thiosuxtube on 27/09/2016 - 23:43

    I've wasted hours trying to make mine ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐, but I've ended up just doing [my name]net.

  • Zone0 on 28/09/2016 - 00:02

    Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi

  • hashtagbargain on 28/09/2016 - 00:48

    Internet HQ
    WifiRUs
    NoPotatoOnlyWifi

  • imahapyboy on 28/09/2016 - 09:31

    (.)(.)

  • kanter on 28/09/2016 - 10:18

    I renamed it to Dodo_is_a_No_No so my neighbours know not to bother with Dodo, considering they stuffed up my phone line 2 months ago and I'm still waiting for a resolution

  • dts88 on 28/09/2016 - 13:25
    +2

    WIFI NAME: 123456
    Password: 244466666 (one 2, three 4, five 6)

  • jhova on 28/09/2016 - 14:59

    MOTHER, all caps

  • Matt88 on 28/09/2016 - 19:35

    At home: Beer is the answer
    WiFi Hotspot: Metro Free WiFi

  • Rocket on 28/09/2016 - 20:26
    +1

    Vandaley Industries

  • SoBrizShaun on 29/09/2016 - 06:48
    +1

    My sister's Linksys router SSID is "The Weakest Linksys"

  • O15 on 29/09/2016 - 08:45

    NotHipEnoughForWittySSID

  • RohBoat on 29/09/2016 - 09:29

    Mine is ᒣᒥ 凵 =╱⊿ ┌┬┐
    From Dr Who.

    My mum's was "Mum press this one".

  • kerms on 29/09/2016 - 11:55

    Slow N sensual for 2.4Ghz
    Fast N hard for 5 GHz

  • No ONE on 29/09/2016 - 11:58

    porncorn

  • suchan on 29/09/2016 - 13:52

    Mine's NSWPOLICE … deters thiefs hopefully :D

  • tsu-chan on 29/09/2016 - 15:03

    Mobile hotpot SSID:
    -Gigapudding
    -Party Van

    My friends have a few weaboo SSIDs as well.

  • edskii on 29/09/2016 - 17:28

    Black hole

    • bargaino on 30/09/2016 - 19:20

      Is that like boongscorner ?

      • edskii on 30/09/2016 - 21:21

        Interesting piece… Thanks for the link
        My WiFi name however has nothing to do with race….

  • supajuicy on 02/10/2016 - 22:01

    someone in our neighborhood has this one "HELLO Is it me you're lookin for"

  • cryptspider on 13/01/2017 - 12:29

    I'm just using some of the classics:

    It hurts when IP
    allyourbandwidtharebelongtous
    Untrusted network

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