What do you name your Wi-Fi?

LBuyme on 23/09/2016 - 20:32

In the same theme as "what do you name your computer", I'm equally interested in what you name your wifi network.

ok… Go!

Computing

Comments

  • hal9000 on 24/09/2016 - 21:37

    harambewasinsidejob

  • Marcsie on 24/09/2016 - 21:46
    +1

    IP When I Sneeze
    Girl Gone Wireless
    I Love It When IP

  • Herbert on 24/09/2016 - 21:51
    +3

    See your ad here

  • chillybags on 24/09/2016 - 22:06
    +4

    We have 3 networks at my place:

    The amazing spiderLAN
    na na na na na na na na batLAN
    Its a bird its a plane its superLAN

  • Gmetal on 24/09/2016 - 22:09
    +1

    Asio Surveillance Van

  • tehsnrub on 24/09/2016 - 22:39
    +1

    Let the data mining begin. Username <-> ssid 😂

  • YousufEDGE on 24/09/2016 - 22:43

    I Am Batman

  • hitman47 on 24/09/2016 - 22:43

    Tell My WiFi Love Her

    or…

    DEEZ NUTS!

  • captobvious on 24/09/2016 - 22:56

    nopornnohorn

  • peteru on 24/09/2016 - 23:01

    I used to have piece_of_shit_router, until I upgraded to better_router. Incidentally, that one is now gone as well.

  • Kooratz on 24/09/2016 - 23:15

    watz up nigga

  • D6C1 on 24/09/2016 - 23:22

    Mine is nachowifi.. get it?

  • jhmtaylor on 24/09/2016 - 23:27

    wormvault

  • IdBuyThat4aDollar on 24/09/2016 - 23:37
    +2

    This was from a recent episode of Mr Robot
    http://imgur.com/AHB2VM0

  • resisting the urge on 24/09/2016 - 23:56

    Free Wi-Fi Cryptolocker

  • syousef on 25/09/2016 - 00:19
    +3

    WIFIMCWIFIFACE

  • kevlam3 on 25/09/2016 - 00:42
    +1

    HAL9000

  • SpaceNinja on 25/09/2016 - 00:50

    Free Internet…Not!

  • cpkk on 25/09/2016 - 00:52

    Too Fly for a WiFi

  • xdiep on 25/09/2016 - 00:54
    +1

    therapist

  • Cyberspear on 25/09/2016 - 00:59

    I call mine Toaster

  • flamesinfour on 25/09/2016 - 01:08

    SpecialOps

  • tko6070 on 25/09/2016 - 01:09
    +2

    PromisedLAN

  • jeppikah on 25/09/2016 - 01:45
    +1

    PingSlayer

  • freakymonstah on 25/09/2016 - 02:34
    +1

    Paranormal WIFI

  • tommy-darko on 25/09/2016 - 03:41
    +3

    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net

  • modsec802 on 25/09/2016 - 05:34

    inTheAirTonight

  • [Deactivated] on 25/09/2016 - 06:12
    +2

    WU TANG LAN yeeeeeah

  • cushydeskjob on 25/09/2016 - 07:32
    +1

    ComputerSaysNo

    • Vortex99 on 26/09/2016 - 11:57
      +1

      coughs

  • Tony76 on 25/09/2016 - 08:03
    +1

    Mine is Oakleigh South CIB.

    Weird one I see when I pickup the kids from school is YoSpidermanBringThatBeatBack.

  • Sarge2401 on 25/09/2016 - 08:21

    Youtouchamywifi 2ghz
    Ibreakayourface 5ghz

  • causeimbatman on 25/09/2016 - 08:41

    56k dialup modem

  • lnq on 25/09/2016 - 10:08

    GALAXY, best name ever!

  • bhm133 on 25/09/2016 - 10:31

    Curry.

  • longislandicetea on 25/09/2016 - 10:49

    2.5ghz: d!cks0ut4harambe
    5ghz: Batcave

  • Justplanemad on 25/09/2016 - 10:50

    "Pretty Fly For A WIFI"

    Very appropriate as our shared place is three pilots

  • dasher86 on 25/09/2016 - 11:09
    +1

    50buxtoshareapt8

  • retiredfeline on 25/09/2016 - 11:09
    +1

    https://opensignal.com/blog/2013/05/24/pretty-fly-for-a-wi-f


    Pretty Fly is very unoriginal.

  • Momotsuki on 25/09/2016 - 11:10
    +2

    House LANnister

  • corollachick on 25/09/2016 - 11:11

    grumpy snail

  • PrimalNuke on 25/09/2016 - 11:15
    +1

    WiFi not Zoidberg?

    • p3t0r on 25/09/2016 - 21:48

      I seriously call mine zoidberg

  • Adz81 on 25/09/2016 - 12:17

    Kids Suck

    Has been mine for a while.

  • Squiglymo on 25/09/2016 - 12:29

    "SlipperySlong" or "JizzDonkey"

  • [Deactivated] on 25/09/2016 - 12:34

    wouldnt it be better to call it "your ex-girlfriend"

    like, connecting to "your ex-girlfriend"?

  • MrSammyMcG on 25/09/2016 - 12:43

    You're friendly neighbourhood SpiderLAN.

  • LeavingTheWheel on 25/09/2016 - 12:55
    +1

    MANCAVE

  • DASHCAM NOW DUDE on 25/09/2016 - 13:09
    +1

    IP Freely

    • RohBoat on 29/09/2016 - 09:19

      Good ol Duke Nukem!

  • chiefbodge on 25/09/2016 - 13:13

    I have wifimcwififace and 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

    • fenric on 27/09/2016 - 14:46

      Did someone email about a fire?
      Though I did had to google it to check :P

  • Schpeltor on 25/09/2016 - 13:51

    GirlNextDoor

  • Sunford on 25/09/2016 - 14:05

    Same as street name

  • OldSchoolHarry on 25/09/2016 - 14:10
    +2

    PrettyFlyForAWiFi
    HideYoKidsHideYoWifi
    NotTheBatCave

    To prank your neighbours, copy their SSID and everytime they try connect a new device or view list, they'll think they got hacked. For added authenticity, change your other SSID to something like, hacker or virus etc.

  • systema on 25/09/2016 - 15:26

    Following the naming theme of my computers, my current WiFi network is "Link16".

  • rake on 25/09/2016 - 15:56

    Nebuchadnezzar :-)

  • tomcat83 on 25/09/2016 - 15:56

    We've named ours The Lan before time

  • Cozza38 on 25/09/2016 - 16:23
    +1

    I use "Tell my WiFi Love Her" and "ShowerCam #1"

    "ShowerCam #2" is my Chromecast.

  • chooky12 on 25/09/2016 - 17:19

    Madhouse

  • TheOneWhoKnocks on 25/09/2016 - 18:27
    +1

    Harambe did 7/11

  • PinzVidz on 25/09/2016 - 19:24

    My brother's was FlapTelstra (he's in a RIM area), router crapped out, new one is FlapTelstraToo.

  • Cyberninja on 25/09/2016 - 19:24

    Optimus Prime is what I have set it and haven't change it since 3 years.

  • lobsterboyee on 25/09/2016 - 19:42
    +5

    Router? I hardly knew her!

  • Raheen on 25/09/2016 - 19:54

    Here's a few clues; I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle; Come with me if you want to live!; The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. Answer: SKYNET

  • orza on 25/09/2016 - 19:57

    scram

  • Hirolol on 25/09/2016 - 20:23

    I saw a funny wifi name website and it had fbi surveillance van in it so i made mine AFP Surveillance Van. That was about 3-4 years ago and i still havent bothered changing it to something else…

  • HarleyRider on 25/09/2016 - 20:35

    I named it virus.exe

  • [Deactivated] on 25/09/2016 - 20:39

    lemongrab

  • KnifeEnthusiastBoi on 25/09/2016 - 20:52

    I like VicPol Surveillance Van ones haha

  • [Deactivated] on 25/09/2016 - 21:02
    +5

    jv

  • Benicio on 25/09/2016 - 21:24

    Ours is MyWifeBeatsMe
    For a while a neighbours was SozAboutYourWife

  • Wazzza on 25/09/2016 - 21:32

    Mine is DoDoIsShit.

  • NGPriest on 25/09/2016 - 21:59

    NGPriest…

  • gavbro on 25/09/2016 - 22:10

    đŸ’© (poo emoji)

  • Eeples on 25/09/2016 - 22:23

    On the Newcastle train from Sydney some one (who most likely got off at Woy Woy because the signal disappeared after Woy Woy) named their wifi (personal hotspot)…… Woyfi.

  • pbjabba on 25/09/2016 - 23:11
    +2

    Router? I hardly know her!

    Wu-Tang Lan

    • cmdwedge on 26/09/2016 - 07:38

      Christ that's awesome.

  • unknown on 26/09/2016 - 00:57
    +1

    BillWiTheScienceFi

  • shrugies on 26/09/2016 - 00:58

    Used to be FREEWiFiloljks

    Now it's Deez Nuts

  • Wally on 26/09/2016 - 01:05

    [Hardcore PORN passing thru …] ;-)

  • Wallyt99 on 26/09/2016 - 01:29
    -2

    192 168 0 1

  • dbun1 on 26/09/2016 - 03:16
    +1

    Ones I've had:

    JB Wi-FI
    Remote Detonator
    REDROOSTER (there was a Red Rooster just down the road from my house)

  • cmdwedge on 26/09/2016 - 07:38

    A random string of characters (generated with Lastpass), with a 16 character randomly-generated passphrase. WIth a hidden SSID. Because damnit, I'm going to slow the neighbours down at the very least.

  • knasty on 26/09/2016 - 08:09
    -1

    Neighbours use 'Your cat shits on my lawn.' I'm tempted to change my wifi to 'mine too.'

  • [Deactivated] on 26/09/2016 - 08:30

    Kevin

  • MoneyPincher on 26/09/2016 - 08:30

    MobileVirus is what I use on my mobile AP.

  • Razman on 26/09/2016 - 08:32
    +1

    AnusKing

  • [Deactivated] on 26/09/2016 - 09:19
    +1

    wifi not found

  • alishaikh on 26/09/2016 - 10:14

    Named it MyHome :)
    and disabled Broadcast so no one knows ;)

  • neonlight on 26/09/2016 - 11:18

    Slow Wifi No NBN

    • Savas on 26/09/2016 - 13:39

      hahaha that's a good one, wifi network name changed

  • SuperC on 26/09/2016 - 12:30

    Used to have Surveillance Van 3 and surveillance Van 7. Now it is HideYoKidsHideYoWIFI.

  • Frankenbeanie on 26/09/2016 - 12:41

    "whyyounouseyourown"

  • cillianbc on 26/09/2016 - 12:46
    +2

    My phone hotspot is "I beat my Wifi"

  • JTTheMan on 26/09/2016 - 13:15

    Awesome

  • unhallowed on 26/09/2016 - 13:39

    McDonalds Free WiFi, 2.4GHz Band
    KFC Free Wifi, 5 GHz Band
    Dominos Free WiFi, Computer Ethernet Host

  • [Deactivated] on 26/09/2016 - 13:43

    OzBargain

  • MadTacoWarrior on 26/09/2016 - 13:59

    Wi-Fi. Seriously, it's one of the least used SSIDs.

  • meantolive on 26/09/2016 - 14:07

    Wifi name = Searching…

    My wifi password is "nottellingyou".

    good fun when I have friends over and they ask for my password.
    I'll keep saying "nottellingyou"

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