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Free (Cardboard) Air Guitar @ Coles

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bonky on 04/05/2017 - 12:57 files.ozbargain.com.au (3708 clicks)
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saw these at the service desk when collecting my free chocolate bar

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  • jv on 04/05/2017 - 12:59
    -8

    How much are they normally ?

    • hippyhippy on 04/05/2017 - 13:10
      +54

      Invaluable… so infinite discount … prices are down down.

    • Yarkin on 04/05/2017 - 13:50
      +4

      Air is normally free, so no deal.

      • jv on 04/05/2017 - 13:56
        +6

        Air is normally free

        Not at Officeworks…

        • BeRad on 04/05/2017 - 13:57
          +1

          Pressurised Air. Not the same product.

        • jv on 04/05/2017 - 14:04
          +7

          @BeRad:

          Not the same product.

          Same product, just different packaging…

        • laurence on 04/05/2017 - 14:10

          @jv:

          no, not the same product

        • jv on 04/05/2017 - 14:12
          -1

          @laurence:

          It's German air.

        • laurence on 04/05/2017 - 14:12
          +1

          @jv:

          premium product i see, go on good sir

        • Osprey06 on 04/05/2017 - 14:50

          @laurence: I note this air claims to be environmentally friendly. Would using this air for all of my breathing needs help save the environment? I wonder if the packaging has "not to be taken internally" warning?

        • laurence on 04/05/2017 - 15:34
          -2

          @Osprey06:

          you are being ridiculous, pull your head in mate

        • gimli on 04/05/2017 - 23:42

          Lol JV would have said normally free if you hadn't

  • rawm on 04/05/2017 - 13:03
    +42

    Nationwide? Mother's Day sorted?

    • ireadtermsofuse on 04/05/2017 - 18:55

      Mother would still kiss you?

      • gimli on 04/05/2017 - 23:42
        +2

        Air kiss

  • [Deactivated] on 04/05/2017 - 13:06
    +3

    Time to start my new band called
    "Down down"

    • altomic on 04/05/2017 - 13:37
      +6

      will your first album be called - "Trisomy 21"

      • JTTheMan on 05/05/2017 - 16:02

        that's a nerdy pun! Down's Syndrome

    • BlazinPast on 04/05/2017 - 13:56

      ♪ it's a down down.. ♪

    • laurence on 04/05/2017 - 14:11

      really

      • [Deactivated] on 04/05/2017 - 14:59
        +1

        YES, FOR REAL

        • laurence on 04/05/2017 - 15:33
          +1

          WHERE IS YOUR INSTAGRAM PAGE?

    • nathand on 04/05/2017 - 15:13

      Time to move on from the Scared Weird Little Guys?

    • Excelsior on 04/05/2017 - 16:00
      +6

      System of a Down Down?

  • pacificstorm on 04/05/2017 - 13:07

    What does it do or better yet, what can one do with it? Any tipsters out there?

    • Vortex99 on 04/05/2017 - 13:20
      +3

      Australia's Got Talent

  • Ravensbane on 04/05/2017 - 13:08
    +1

    Is this to do with the Coles add that has the giant red tomato singing? Pretty terrible add and the tomato cant sing very well.

    • nexus4 on 04/05/2017 - 14:05
      +9

      What do you expect from a piece of fruit?

      • Ravensbane on 04/05/2017 - 14:31
        +11

        Well it could at least dance and do the salsa.

      • bargainhunter on 04/05/2017 - 14:57
        +4

        Fruits are usually good at performing arts.

  • Iggemo on 04/05/2017 - 13:11
    +3

    spose it could be an okay backscratcher

  • user27 on 04/05/2017 - 13:14
    +1

    new way for checkout staff to say "i'm free" without being picked up?

  • magic8ballgag on 04/05/2017 - 13:18

    +1 for Coles and their hilarious ads.

  • joshykins on 04/05/2017 - 13:21
    +6

    as a professional musician i can happily say these are really solid and reliable guitars for air shows.

    • gimli on 04/05/2017 - 23:43

      Lies

  • Roman Sandstorm on 04/05/2017 - 13:24
    +20

    Down, down. Self-esteem goes down.

  • [Deactivated] on 04/05/2017 - 13:25

    I can sing the song to the gf now, down,down

    • buckster on 04/05/2017 - 14:28
      +7

      soon to be ex-gf lol

  • [Deactivated] on 04/05/2017 - 13:25
    +2

    What WHY!??

  • BadGiraffe on 04/05/2017 - 13:26

    What is this free chocolate bar you speak of, OP?

    EDIT: Never mind. Saw the post. I think I'm too late.

    • MeesusEff on 04/05/2017 - 13:30
      +1

      i found the chocolate post only an hour ago but still got the barcode, dont give up hope!

  • erally on 04/05/2017 - 13:27
    +11

    does it have Band 28?

    • Gravy on 04/05/2017 - 13:31
      +3

      This is the Down Down edition, which really only covers Antarctica. You'd be wanting the Down Under edition for full Aussie coverage.

    • BadGiraffe on 04/05/2017 - 13:39
      +8

      This is FOR Band 28, OzBargain's new rock band.

      • kahn on 04/05/2017 - 13:42
        +1

        What's the track listing for the debut album?

        • Gravy on 04/05/2017 - 13:47
          +2

          I'll start off the bidding at:

          1) Can you hear me now?

        • kahn on 04/05/2017 - 13:48
          +32

          @Gravy:
          What's the price normally? (feat. jv)
          We like to see prices (feat. pjc)
          Not Without My Eneloops
          You Had Me At Free
          I Didn't Need You (But Bought You Anyway)
          Cheaper at AliExpress
          Song Below Threshold

        • Gravy on 04/05/2017 - 13:50
          +2

          @kahn: Ha… That was quick :) I almost feel like knocking some lyrics out for those songs and playing on my Uke.

        • BadGiraffe on 04/05/2017 - 13:50
          +11
          1. 700 Mhz
          2. It's cheaper here
          3. How much was it originally?
          4. No referrals allowed
          5. PM me
          6. Personal reviews please
          7. jv
          8. Highly recommended
          9. Out of stock
          10. Price match
        • BadGiraffe on 04/05/2017 - 13:51

          @kahn: Nice one!

        • BadGiraffe on 04/05/2017 - 13:53

          @Gravy: Do it! I totally approve.

        • kahn on 04/05/2017 - 14:02
          +3

          @Gravy:
          Write lyrics for these love songs:

          Be Gentle (It's My First Post)
          Savas Spelled Backwards (feat. bearosaurus)

        • Gravy on 04/05/2017 - 14:09
          +10

          @kahn: Im 3 verses and a chorus into Didnt need you but I bought you anyway. :)

          I woke up this morning and before even yawning,
          my phone's running hot in my hands.

          Opened a site, and to my great delight
          an android with all the right bands.

          I didn't need you, but I bought you anyway.
          Never wanted you, 'til I saw you today…

          A bargain, a saving, can't stop this craving
          for all that glitters and beeps.

          Work in progress. There's a bit of falsetto in there for the chorus. :)

        • kahn on 04/05/2017 - 14:13

          @Gravy:
          There's also the 5 cent cup protector and the keyring led to mention for the next two verses.

        • Tihocan on 04/05/2017 - 14:33
          +5

          Broden (feat. Amy Lee)
          She BangGoods
          Xiaomi Myself and I

        • tdw on 04/05/2017 - 14:34
          +8

          @flaminglemon: hidden track: Don't forget cashrewards

        • BadGiraffe on 08/05/2017 - 11:24
          +1

          @Gravy: Hey. Got a demo out yet? :P

        • Gravy on 08/05/2017 - 16:14

          @flaminglemon: Had recorded the first couple of verses in Audacity within about 10 minutes of my post, complete with some badly strummed uke backing… but then got distracted by a squirrel in my peripheral vision.

          Edit, you just spurred me on to knocked out a few more verses.

        • BadGiraffe on 09/05/2017 - 08:41

          @Gravy: Squirrel in your… Gir? Is that you?

        • Gravy on 09/05/2017 - 10:44
          +1

          @flaminglemon: Hadnt seen your Gir reference so had to look it up, but here's what sprung to my mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrAIGLkSMls

        • BadGiraffe on 09/05/2017 - 12:10

          @Gravy: Here's my Gir reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_-EtWMCQ2s

  • luka on 04/05/2017 - 13:53

    Kids (under 4) had great time playing with these when they were given away for free last time.

    • Diji1 on 04/05/2017 - 22:42

      Cool, more parents should give their kids advertising to play with - especially the under 8's. If you get them before age 8 you will have a largely unquestioning consumer for life.

      • kahn on 05/05/2017 - 19:01
        +1

        Reminds me of how religions operate.

        • Gravy on 08/05/2017 - 19:28
          +1

          This is so incredibly true.

      • luka on 05/05/2017 - 21:03

        Do you really think the 2 and 3 year olds knew this was advertising? I specifically said under 4 and don't appreciate you twisting my words to include up to 8 year old children who can read.

        They were just happy to have "guitars" to run around. If anything the experience may have affected them to want to become rock stars.

  • jenkemjunkie on 04/05/2017 - 13:59
    +2

    Any deals for air guitar lessons?

  • dd22qq on 04/05/2017 - 14:01
    +1

    There is nothing cooler than this. Nothing.

  • Clear on 04/05/2017 - 14:04

    1 for Insufficient Quantity

    I count more than 10. Stupid person.

    • nocure on 04/05/2017 - 14:07
      +4

      x 776 Coles stores

  • YOTR on 04/05/2017 - 14:10
    +2

    I don't see a sign saying they are free. So you are just stealing then?

    • Diji1 on 04/05/2017 - 22:42
      +1

      It's cool, they just let thieves walk out.

      • BadGiraffe on 04/05/2017 - 23:24

        Yup. I've seen it. Even after telling them there were shady people shoving things in backpacks.

    • Employeehawkers8905 @ Coles on 05/05/2017 - 09:03

      All stores supposed to be giving them away for free (to children) yesterday (4th May) to coincide with the launch of the new down down ads.

  • aussieprepper on 04/05/2017 - 14:13
    +1

    Sweet now I don't have to leave my computer chair to annoy my partner lol. May also possibly be used to poke fun at my niece lol.

    Can it be used to pick my nose extra deep?

  • JBucks on 04/05/2017 - 14:18
    +3

    Might give one to the wife and ask can she go "Down Down"

    • carwashhair on 04/05/2017 - 15:00
      +2

      it certainly helps to point!

  • zhuntai on 04/05/2017 - 14:20
    +7

    I'm happy to give free genuine air guitars (not cardboard imitations) to anyone who asks also. Pick-up only.

    • WhyAmICommenting on 04/05/2017 - 15:15

      Whats the catch ;)

      How about quantity?

      • Diji1 on 04/05/2017 - 22:43

        Catch: surprise sex.

      • zhuntai on 04/05/2017 - 23:17

        Doesn't work in space, or underwater

      • lunartemis on 05/05/2017 - 06:08

        Doesn't come with a warranty

  • dufflover on 04/05/2017 - 14:43
    -1

    Has anyone checked if they are actually at all stores, not just happened to be left out at that store and not to be taken in the first place? :P

    (cos I'd stop by to get one on the way home today!)

    • Employeehawkers8905 @ Coles on 05/05/2017 - 09:04

      All stores supposed to be giving them away for free (to children) yesterday (4th May) to coincide with the launch of the new down down ads.

  • bUrd on 04/05/2017 - 15:25
    +2

    These are fake - genuine air guitars are not made from cardboard!

    • zealmax on 04/05/2017 - 15:44
      +1

      Yes, they are made of fantasies.

  • surethang on 04/05/2017 - 15:37
    +3

    Cardboard air guitar? I'm confused. If I break a string, do I use a marker pen or canned-air to fix it.

  • THICKnSLOW on 04/05/2017 - 15:58
    -1

    Jesus, I can't think of a better way to furk the earth and the furk the future generation of the citizens on earth than to sing 'Down Down' and prancing around with a cardboard Coles guitar like a cokhed.

    • Cluster on 04/05/2017 - 16:54
      +2

      Nuclear war, killer flu epidemic, or farting in a packed elevator after eating brussels sprouts. Each is a far more potent way to 'furk' humanity than to wave a cardboard guitar in the air.

  • Nukkels on 04/05/2017 - 16:16

    This air guitar is far heavier than my old one. 0/10 - would not buy again.

  • Jamie777 on 04/05/2017 - 16:18
    -3

    they are for decorating the store not for giveaway.

  • Epokk on 04/05/2017 - 16:36
    +1

    Who would have thought free Alien tickets could be trumped. What a day.

  • bonky on 04/05/2017 - 16:45
    +6

    I would like to point out… there was no strings attached to this deal!

    • Osprey06 on 04/05/2017 - 18:53
      +1

      So…you have to hold your air guitar with your hands?

  • vk4jo on 04/05/2017 - 17:08
    +1

    I can't wait for the I'm free cardboard cut-outs from Woolies

  • [Deactivated] on 04/05/2017 - 17:33
    +1

    anyway heres wonderwall.

  • fred nerk on 04/05/2017 - 17:40

    Great, all I need now is a little red Coles car and to turn into the grinning moron people are portrayed as in the TV ads and Wesfarmers work will be done.

  • MrSammyMcG on 04/05/2017 - 18:38
    +1

    saw these at the service desk when collecting my free chocolate bar

    potentially the most Ozbargain thing ive ever seen other than this deal.

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