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50 Stemmed Roses Red or Pink $50 @ ALDI

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50 Stemmed Roses Red or Pink $50 @ ALDI (Starts 13th February)

Only $1 Per Rose🌹

If she says NO, Aldi have a 60 day satisfaction guarantee

This is part of Valentine's Day Sales for 2018.

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  • +1

    Damn that's a lot of flowers :o

    • +31

      Happy wife, happy OzBargain life.

    • +5

      5 girlfriends, 10 each.

      • +1

        Nah, roses are imperial not metric. It's meant to be a dozen of the things. More romantic you see, nothing to do with florists' profits at all.

        • +3

          OK 4 girlfriends; 12 each, 2 spare.

    • Just don't tell her they are from Aldi.

    • 1 rose for each girlfriend

      • Each finger doesn’t count as a separate girlfriend

  • +75

    ozbargain meet and split 50 ways?

    • +2

      yes!

  • +1

    Any chance we can get some of the other pages up too OP?

  • +47

    Valentine's sorted for the next 50 years. Thanks op.

    • You better freeze them first.

  • +10

    Could we really actually return withered flowers after 60 days haha XD

  • +4

    Probably cost $5 the day after valentines

  • +32

    Business idea:

    • Buy 500 such roses for $500 from Aldi on 13th.
    • Set up a booth outside Flinders/Fed Square (somewhere with high foot traffic) on 14th
    • Sell to forgetful lovers/hopeless romantics/nagged husbands & boyfriends for $5 a pop
    • $$Profit$$
    • +2

      Only problem is now you will have 50 people all doing this…

    • Or setup outside a brothel. Shame them into buying

      • +9

        Who are the roses for? The prostitutes or the wives at home?

        • +2

          Who cares, it's all about the money lol

      • +1

        LOL…. what!?!? da fuq are you on about.

    • there're a lot of cops in that area, don't you need a permit?

    • Normally $5 each in the city, but $10 on the day unless you want a tiny $5 one.

    • +3

      Broden’s Roses. Broses.

  • +2

    How does this compare value-wise to just buying rose petals?

    Asking for a friend

    • +6

      with benefits?

  • +3

    As an ozbargainer, my husband stopped buying me flowers, but plant in the pots. Soil from Bunnings $5/4 pots, pot $0(Picked from the street), flower $0 (cutting from friend) + Water (may be $1 per pot per year?). $1.25+0+0+1 = Total cost $2.25 per pot. As a wife of an ozbargainer, I use the rose petals to make rose water for facial and to make tea. Win-Win.

    p.s. If anyone want to do the same without getting slap in the face, make sure you make it sounds good by saying this way she can see your effort/love every time when she goes to the backyard.

    • +1

      A valentine day romp just wouldn't be the same without a slap in the face.

    • Is that you Mrs Tightarse?

      • No. My husband's surname is "Hot"

  • +1

    Real shame my closest Aldi is 600km away :/ Gonna have to buy chocolates.

    • +2

      start walking now, should be home by this time next week

  • +3

    Don’t waste your time last year they sold out two days before Valentine’s Day, each store only received a handful of flowers.

    • +2

      That won't happen this year, the sale starts on the 13th.
      (So they will only sell out one day before.)

      • +1

        So true!
        Last year I was running around the day before with no luck…..think I got to 4-5 different stores before I gave up. :(

    • +1

      You may, be able to put an order in, you might be able to ask.

  • +4

    This year I'm going to take it easy and let the women give me the roses

    calmly puts on sunglasses

    • +15

      your mum doesn't count

    • +2

      Pretty sure hookers don't give freebies of any sort

      • +3

        not true..

        some of them give you free STDs

  • I know you like to thank your shh don’t stink

  • -1

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    You called me unromantic
    Your gift's in the far queue

  • +3

    If I bought home roses my wife would be asking me what I have done

    • +1

      Strange one. Maybe tell her it's not for her then she would be saying what have you done rather

  • +2

    Is there no deal for a message in the paper this year?

  • Not a deal … those freebie condoms are still going to be just as unused orz
    :P

    • 60 day satisfaction guarantee. ;)

  • +1

    Damn good deal here, will put florists out of business that day lol

  • My miss is really down to earth after more than 15 years of marriage. Ask her if she wants money or gift and she insists on cash only. You can tell she is an accountant and the understanding of "opportunity cost" in particular the present share market collapse.

    • she insists on cash only.

      Is your missus Asian by any chance? Lol

      • +1

        YES. Thank you for asking.

  • McValentines!

  • How does the roses come at? Are they like as it is on the picture or are the wrapped like this?

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvpDXp…

  • +2

    Picked up my roses. They were still out the back as they had just got them in.

    Just need to buy a vase and Valentines Day is set!

  • What are the chances of stock still being available this evening?

  • +2

    Anyone in Brisbane want to go halves - 25 roses each for $25

    Wrap it up again yourself to make it look special and not a generic Aldi bunch + save money.

    Hit me up if you're keen

    • South Brissi?

    • Im going to Aldi in the Valley.

      Will let you know stock levels.

      • A few bunches left on display but a lot of stock out the back at Fortitude Valley

    • What does the generic Aldi bunch look like???

    • Sorry - quickly went to Aldi Cannon Hill after work and purchased a bunch. Split it with Kenf from here - time to wrap it in some butchers paper and make it look unique

  • +2

    Pic:
    https://ibb.co/hyqb37
    A few left at Kilburn,SA
    They also had pink. I went with pink.

  • Anyone in western Sydney wanna go halvies

  • So I last minute decided to get these roses today BUT I'm stuck at work!

    Signed up to Airtasker for $85 to get someone to buy them and deliver them to my fiance, got a $25 off $50 spend code for first time sign up

    Costed $60 to have these delivered in the end :)

    New found love for Aldi and Airtasker in one day yay! Bonus - Happy Fiance today

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