Who Can Come up with The Best Name for Chinese Made $1 Bargains That Are Likely to End up as Landfill

alidli on 18/03/2018 - 15:57
Last edited 01/04/2018 - 10:10 by 1 other user

I'd like to thank pennypincher98 and others for the initial idea.

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/367205

pennypincher98 7 hours 38 min ago
  I've thought of a new name for these Chinese cheapies. **Garbain**. A bargain, but garbage when you get it.

  flywire 7 hours 23 min ago
    No, that would be Barish - bargain that turns to rubbish.

     kahn 5 hours 30 min ago
      Bargunk - a bargain that turns out to be junk.

Poll Options

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    Garbain - a bargain, but garbage when you get it
  • 0
    Barish - a bargain that turns to rubbish
  • 0
    Bargunk - a bargain that turns out to be junk
  • 0
    Buckmuck - it costs a dollar but is literally crap
  • 0
    Crapese
  • 0
    Crapinese
  • 0
    Chunk
  • 0
    China
  • 0
    Na-gan
  • 0
    Dollar Deals
  • 0
    Flingbin
  • 0
    Chinkage
  • 0
    Junkfill
  • 1
    Chit - no explanation needed for this one!
  • 0
    Charbage - China garbage
  • 0
    Chibage - ditto
  • 0
    Chubbish - Chinese rubbish
  • 0
    Chibbish - ditto
General Discussion

Comments

  • bonz on 18/03/2018 - 16:17

    slapaZ ?

  • chumlee on 18/03/2018 - 16:20
    +4

    Crap

    • Nugs on 18/03/2018 - 18:11
      +2

      Crapese, crapinese

  • iforgotmysocks on 18/03/2018 - 16:28
    +13

    I have just had an idea for a thread.

    I've also come up with a new word - junkpost.

    • retiredfeline on 18/03/2018 - 16:49

      junkpost

      Tosspost

      • Deridas on 19/03/2018 - 11:19

        Recently the are many hunble-brag posts, maybe we should have a nickname for them. How about "gloatpost"?

  • retiredfeline on 18/03/2018 - 16:36
    +9

    Chunk

  • [Deactivated] on 18/03/2018 - 18:35

    All I know is that the people that buy them have more dollars than sense.

    • pennypincher98 on 18/03/2018 - 20:05

      Technically they only cost cents so more likely have more cents than sense :)

  • nahi11 on 18/03/2018 - 18:48
    +1

    China

    • [Deactivated] on 18/03/2018 - 18:50

      Na-gan

  • Daabido on 18/03/2018 - 19:35
    +3

    It used to be a beautiful cycle. We buy the crap, we toss the crap, the crap got exported to China and it gets turned into more crap. Now they have placed a ban on importing recycling, the process will be curtailed.

    I suggest "Australia's full. No more Chinese crap!"

    • pegaxs on 18/03/2018 - 19:52
      +1

      Sweet suggestion, really rolls off the tongue…

  • pennypincher98 on 18/03/2018 - 20:06

    I'd like to thank alidli for actually making a poll out of this :D

  • HeWhoKnows on 19/03/2018 - 07:46

    dollar deals

  • Ozpit on 19/03/2018 - 08:25
    +1

    A flingbin.

  • MeesusEff on 19/03/2018 - 09:40

    Junkfill

  • Birchy on 19/03/2018 - 10:19
    +3

    chit

    • ozbjunkie on 19/03/2018 - 14:07

      Yep, chit, came here to say this.

  • AJW on 19/03/2018 - 12:52

    China Garbage = Chibage or Charbage
    Chinese Rubbish = Chibbish or Chubbish (lol)

  • Noblejoker on 19/03/2018 - 15:40

    I like Chit or Chunk

  • Speckled Jim on 19/03/2018 - 20:49

    2 minute doodles

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