Hero are giving away free condoms samples. All you have to do is enter your details and you will receive your free condoms. Hero has been voted the number one women's choice of condom. Try your free condoms by submitting your details on the Hero condoms Facebook page.
Stay safe!
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$0 for free condoms plus a free baby, what are you complaining about?
babies are never free… there is a trailing commission…
Especially now that there's no baby bonus :(
"I know I'm cruel"
I know your jokes suck.
It would be funny if i gave you a new brother
"voted the number one women's choice of condom"?
Better send some to my wife. She's always complaining that they're too baggy…
It’s not the condom…..
But there's no other possible explanation! I'd ordered them in my usual size - extra, extra, extra medium…
Yeah, I like mine comfy too…
Her lover says 'thank you' ;)
Is that your real name?
Better send some to my wife. She's always complaining that they're too baggy…
Maybe she should get you to try them on instead.
Married men dont need condoms
Said who?
The Pope
He rang me last night with a reminder
As a father of 3 kids… we absolutely do!
But in your case it didn't work? ;-)
Baggy condoms went out in the 90's
Just be aware that facebook will post that you ordered free condoms on your friends' newsfeeds…
Sharing is caring……
Fair - if somewhat randomly emboldened - point…
Fair - if somewhat randomly emboldened - point…
That's why I used my friend's name when I ordered the extra small
lol
Bugger. I don't want my friends to know I have sex with my wife.
Cheer up. Your friends probably don't want you to know that they have sex with her either…
;)
What you don't want your wife to know is that your ordered Condoms and didn't tell her.
Now she will wonder…
Good. My friends will think I'm still getting sex.
Maybe those friends you want to bone will finally get the hint.
A call for some free chicks.
My friends will be confused, they all know that I raw dawg.
Hero has been voted the number one women's choice of condom.
What's the number one men's choice of condom?
Good point! My favourite tampon is …. Irrelevant.
No condom.
You can also use tampoon as a alternative to paper towel
National Tampoon’s Christmas Vacation
the ribbed ones used to be advertised as “ ribbed for her pleasure” or you could turn them inside out for your pleasure.
The imaginary brand!
Is this over?
That’s what she said.
are you finished yet?
Or just go out and buy some that aren't average sized :)
(profanity) yeah!
I know aye, can't wait to fill these with water and throw them off a pedestrian bridge.
Yes… water…
Quck everyone before they wrap this up…
Do they ship it discretely?
Yes, you'll never see them coming…
Yes i would like to know this too (Asking for a friend)
Yes, they ship it discretely but take care not to prematurely open it in public.
How long would these usually take to come?
a little longer
Wow. Pun overload.
overload
Well that is what these are meant to help stop …
If you dislike someone in your office, just order a packet on his/her behalf, delivered to the office. A friend gesture.
Except that you just broadcasted that on friends newsfeeds then it might not be such a surprise when it arrives.
What would I use them for?
You can blow them up like balloons
Try your free condoms by submitting your details on the Hero condoms Facebook page.
gets out ruler … Hmmm , have to order a larger ruler :/
Kim Jong Un is a fairly large ruler…
So stop using the broken 2" ruler ;-)
"Insert Dick" Joke
Hi Dick!
So does the wearer become the women's choice as well? Need all the help I can get :P
When I was in my teens, my Dad sat me down and showed me some pictures of why I should always make sure I wear a condom when having sex.
The funny thing is, they were all just pictures of me.
ROFL
What is the point of this offer if sex is not included?
You can save on gloves by stretching these over your hands and using them on jobs such as washing the dishes and servicing the car.
"Servicing"
Keeps the soot off your shaft…
Posh wank
OzBargain. Come for the bargains…..
When it breaks and 9 months later she's trying to expel that incubus or succubus from her body, will she still think it's No. 1? Will it be her "Hero"?
Still going through my bulk box of 200
From ten years ago?
At last count I'm down to 199 … with an counting error margin give or take 1.
Good deal. A free wrap will save you about 18 years of expense.
18? I’m 45 and I still mooch off my parents! :D
Wow haha a true Ozbargainer :)
18!? In the modern era where parents bought up two homes each as investments I hope you mean 35, as the kids will be sticking around. A long time.
Who invented condom
how is babby formed
I heard that storks drop them off.
Nice find chibot :)
Some STI's and STD's are actually on the rise in Australia, so ensuring that you're safe whilst you're sexually active is important, even if you feel that you're not necessarily at risk.
Here are some resources for locating lower cost / free condoms I've found that might be useful to you.
This site looks to provide details on how to where to find free condoms / sexual health counselling as a search / location function for Australia (probably a good starting point).
https://www.frank.org.au/sti-test-contraception-clinics/
These are some additional resources people might find useful.
SA -
Shine SA (free condoms and sexual health counselling). https://www.shinesa.org.au/health-information/contraception/…
VIC -
https://whwest.org.au/safesexinthewest/
http://www.yobendigo.com.au/Local_Services_Community_Groups/…
NSW - https://playsafe.health.nsw.gov.au/condoms/where-to-get-them
https://endinghiv.org.au/stay-safe/find-free-condoms/
Apparently there is a free condom credit card scheme for young people in NSW, which is really fantastic, see the above link for more info.
TAS - http://www.fpt.asn.au/clinics/fees-2/
There is a link for a TXT service to access free condoms also.
Some STI's and STD's are actually on the rise in Australia, so ensuring that you're safe whilst you're sexually active is important, even if you feel that you're not necessarily at risk.
Cost of condoms isn't the issue but living a high risk lifestyle is.
NSW - https://playsafe.health
As a resident of NSW, this alone sums up the whole state.
Just another thing that I got through Ozbargain and will never use.
I'm just here for the comments, and I'm not disappointed.
I'm not sure if this is technically a lifetime supply or an infinite supply.
If just like to congratulate everyone here on the +69 likes.
Next level team work!
Are there any XXXL sizes left?
You mean a plastic bottle?
For whom?
For him
Nope. I just brodened the last 100 . Soz.
Lockster on 16/05/2018 - 21:20 Comment score below threshold.
