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Carefree Sample Pack

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Register with CAREFREE to receive the free sample of your choice. 4 types to choose from. I love Johnson and Johnson samples, as they are always generous and prompt at delivery. Good work J&J!

WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE:

Free Carefree tampons

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  • +4

    Ok, I am a guy and looking to take advantage of this free sample. Cmon Ozbargain! Let's brainstorm some alternative uses for these products.

    -soaking up spills
    -keeping one in your wallet so people think you have a girlfriend.
    -can be kept in the first aid kit to treat lacerations.

    • +7

      keeping one in your wallet so people think you have a girlfriend.

      This.

      You also become a more authentic shemale with one in the handbag.

      Plenty of uses really.

    • +4

      plug bullet hole wounds. scary. plug hole in leaking boat. I'll quit while i am ahead.

    • keeping one in your wallet so people think you have a girlfriend.
      Wow, that's smart. Tempting…

    • bloodnoses

    • great, a sample will be handy for soaking up spills in those hard to get at places at the back of the stove (james may quote)

    • -Diarrhoea suppressant.

      -Cleaning a gun barrel. (Although I think the type of men that do own guns would rather just shoot themselves)

      -Soak in kerosene and stick in an exhaust pipe. (No, don't).

    • see, they have so many uses!

  • +12

    You can always keep one around and if your mates ask, you can tell them it's for when you act like a bit of a c**t.

  • +3

    If you pick the 'slims' you get 8, while the other you get 3. Noted.

    • +5

      I can't imagine Snape using these!
      WTF so wrong

      • +3

        I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — use your imagination

  • +3

    Makes me remember that movie "She's the man"

    • haha

      bloody nose!

      • +2

        You've been downloading the best episode of beavis and butthead EVER, haven't you?

        "help me Butthead, I'm dying…"
        "Beavis, this is the coolest thing you have ever done. Huh. Hu hu huh huh."

        • +1

          Is that the one where Butthead shoo's the dog away from the unconscious & presumed dead Beavis, saying "Get outta here you mutt, Beavis is not dog food; he's worm food…Huh Hu hu huh huh"?

          That show was awesome! :)

  • +11

    Sent to a mates house ;)

    • +7

      damn I was gonna do that!
      It's the same guy who lives with his parents.
      He still doesn't know it is me. BTW he got the lipbalm and thoroughly enjoying it!
      Waiting for lube and err the other thing to show up!

      • +2

        i can't get pass the birthday

        it says "date not valid"

        He still doesn't know it is me. BTW he got the lipbalm and thoroughly enjoying it!
        Waiting for lube and err the other thing to show up!

        lol!

        • +2

          just try 10/10/19XX, it worked 4 me

    • HAHAHA!!!

      Great idea :D

      I just did the same.

  • I'm gonna use this the next time i get a nose bleed

  • Signed someone else I know up for it too lol. One order per day though it says. Another two days until I can sign myself up for some too haha..

  • -3

    .

  • +2

    Body Armour…

    like that stupid ad with the guy playing with them and sticking them on himself like a 5yo. If there was an ad portraying women and dumb and useless, there would be outrage.

    • +1

      never seen it

    • yeah! if you believe the ad industry, immature guys and tampons go great together!

  • +1

    Another weird yet creative use for Carefree Tampons:

    Portable Multi-Purpose Masks

    • Great suction ability, leaving only 'pure' air behind

    • Ultra small size for improved convenience and mobility

    • Available in 3 sizes to comfortably suit your face

    • A MUST have item for Nuclear, Biological and Chemical catastrophes

    • 'Very' useful for dusty, smelly and perfume airs

    • Never worry or fear future epidemic and pandemics

  • +1

    Sent to "Cadbury Nutella".

    I'm obviously getting in the Easter spirit. :D

  • Yo

  • +4

    Nerf darts?

    • lol

    • +1

      1000 dart ammo, burst mode, laser pointer, scope and carefree body armour. Don't forget radio, bomb dismantle kit and some HE grenades. :P

      Maybe a bit too much CS stuff.

  • +3

    Well we can make a robot and use 2 tampons for the eyes. It will soak up all the information it sees.

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