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144 pink Ansell Condoms for $4. Expiring 31/8/19. Great deal for newlyweds…
Ansell Chekmate Lubricated Condoms 144pk $4 + Postage @ Catch
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IMFrugl on 11/08/2019 - 23:00 catch.com.au (4936 clicks)
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if you are a HOOKER, MADONNA or the recently separated MILEY who will do anyone/anything because hey its 2019
is that how you make more money ?
Yes. I'm walking the streets in my designer Classic Timeless Pearl
Shoes(https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/430135) Crocs.Any true OzB addict needs a second form of income with the amount of offers posted.
Hookers already get them for free from health clinics. Your tax dollars at work!
Tax payers also fund free needles at health clinics
Considering we have single payer healthcare, I think free condoms are cheaper than treating STIs for the taxpayer.
Would rather pay a little bit for this than subsidising mining companies and big business corporate welfare.
At least with free condoms you KNOW you are getting f**ked. Big business does it on the down low
Indeed. It very boring now I’m being a gay. Yay. Exciting
Leave me out.
This is totally gross…
agreed would never buy them myself…
There are at least three people who don''t know that 144 is a gross.
This deal is what they call: more bang for the buck
nah just bags, not bangs
Nobody has posted this yet… So I might as well
NO LUBE = NO DEAL
Spit is free.
True OzB'er, right here.
It's not like when the clock strikes 12, the condoms suddenly break.
unless you're cinderella
Quite possibly you'd be susceptible to a lawsuit if something did go wrong and it was proven you knew they were out of date but didn't inform your partner of that.
Imagine how special and romantic she will feel in the heat of the moment when you reveal that your franger was only 2.77¢ (plus post).
The Joy of Sex OzBargain Style.
If you met your partner on a cheapness forum such as this, it may "enhance" the experience…
no condom crew checking in.
I always say, "if you're not willing to die for it, you don't really want it".
…usually they reply that they don't really want it…
Come on it doesn't need a down vote when you read the last line…..
It's ok, my average response to this line on this forum is far more positive than the response it gets in real life.
But seriously, condoms are terrible. A fate worse than death I would argue.
Thought I had Father's day present all sorted then realised it's the next day after the expiry date.
So how's your father? ;-)
Just wait nine months or so and it'll pay off
That’s gross.
Some of the comments here are brilliant. 😂
I got a pocket full of rubber and my home boys do to
Calm down Scooby.
Supplies for my eight year old nephew’s next water ballon party sorted.
Too small for me, need 56mm, sometime 60mm. But good deal!
Which local brands have 60mm condoms? I've used Trojans (meh) and kimono maxx👍 but not sure if the latter is available locally.
Woolies sells NAKED Larger condoms which are 60mm
Plus $6.95 postage for those wondering.
Nothing feels better than Ansell Skyn
Raw Dog disagrees.
Pickup line: Hey I've got these condoms that expire shortly, and I'd like you to help me get the most out of them.
Should work a treat at the next OzBargain meet
There are OzB meets?
They'd have to be in a park, coz its free, BYO discounted sausages, Aldi lemonade and Amazon cups and plates
Or a decent restaurant booked through Groupon with a cashback/coupon deal :)
What happens after expiry date? 95% effective?
Maybe just leave a box in the work bathroom?
I cumed here for the best bang for buck comments
Just like my boyfriend you'll probably end up being left disappointed
A cheap condom is like a cheap tattoo, you're stuck with it for life, and Earth is already overpopulated.
And your reason for the neg is?
I believe it could be defective based on quantity over quality, and the fact that's it's nearing the end of it's life, making the product redundant.
Not sure what's your issue is, 144, 19 days to use. It's a bargain even if you use 3 per day.
Did you seriously neg this deal because the earth is overpopulated?
This deal is in Australia, the earth is not populated here.
The earth is populated in Pakistan, Bangladesh, India, Indonesia and China,… Go preach your crap there. We are 20 people here there 2 billion in India alone, another 2 billion in China,…Did you seriously neg this deal because the earth is overpopulated?
Nope, see my other comment above. But I'm as serious as all of those positively voting the deal purely because they're cheap and related to sexual intercourse.
This deal is in Australia, the earth is not populated here.
It will be soon enough if people are seriously attempting to use all 144 of these very soon to be outdated condoms by the end of the month!
Dude you have serious problems if you think Australia will reach anywhere near Pakistan, Bangladesh or India's population by birth rate
@[Deactivated]: Take a chill pill dude. My reply to you was tongue-in-cheek, but my original two comments stand as the product is should not be 'consumed' after expiry.
Nah that's why God invented the people that invented abortions!
God gave us free will, he did not create us to be submissive. And we choose our will or gods will. I love to ponder these things, how else we could have been created. And my faith just grows. It explains all the pain evil and suffering in the world.
Yeah. Doesn't do much to solve the theological/philosophical problem of evil.
Man's will didn't create aids (depending on what you read), man's will doesn't make the floods or the hurricanes, why would god create evil if he loves us? To tempt us? To give us a chance to "prove ourselves". So we can "live up to his expectations?" - is this the unconditional love of a magnanimous and benevolent lord and saviour, or the petty musings of a small minded and sometimes uncaring being?
Does the pondering ever find its way toward evolution? Not an entirely terrible explanation for our existence, and far more evidence for that theory than for a divine creator.
And before we get into things like intelligent design, consider that the eye is not a perfect creation. The eye is like, a camera with the circuitry in front of the photosensitive panel. It's built backwards.
@ozbjunkie: We have our prophets, our saints, our spiritual fathers, and the son of God to guide us. Our time on this earth is temporary. We have eternal life. Who are we to assume our minds will ever understand or comprehend Gods love. Those evils you raise help many to salvation. The church is not at odds with science. The more we learn of science the more proof we have of the church.
@grasstown: Yeah I'm not buying it. If God's love gives you aids, then I don't want it.
Not sure many AIDS patients would agree that they have been saved.
Science says big bang, seems to go against religious theories of creation.
@ozbjunkie: Religion doesn’t tell you how we were created, it tells you why we were created. The Adam and Eve creation story explains everything. Sin, death, eternal life, the devil…
But I wouldn’t rely on me, a priest will be able to answer all your questions better than I can. I’m still finding out
@grasstown: So the stories are merely allegorical? All of them?
No Adam, no Eve?
No apostles, no Jesus?
Or do we get to pick and choose which of the stories are true. I'm not sure that the priest would agree that the Bible is not meant to be interpreted as a literal origin story, rather, as a tale explaining why.
@ozbjunkie: I’m no theologian, best you speak to someone who is. We don’t get to pick and choose. Jesus is a historical figure, who lived during the rule of Pontus Pilot. The creation story was told by Moses who was not there at creation.
@ozbjunkie: I’m not sure, but a literal reading of the Bible is reading it on the lowest level. The moral and spiritual levels are higher. Noah’s ark is considered to be a prefigurement to the church. That the church is the sanctuary and guaranteed way to salvation. Sure you can try on your own without the church but you may not get there.
144 to be used by 31/8/19 is a tough game.If it get delivered ideally by Thursday 15th then 16 days left before expiry then it works out to be 9 condom use per day is really tough man unless two are worn together..
Agree, 4 per day is quite average.
69 up votes. Perfection.
I want to upvote this bargain (althought I have no use for these) but that would ruin the +69 score already there hahah!
I just revoked mine to take it back to 69
69 upvotes, no one ruin this.
I revoked mine to return it to 69
Need to be quick…
Came here just for the comments.
The latest reviewer
Worked so far, great price
Man's on a mission
………
So sheet its not best before actually expiring ?
I give a medal to anyone who can use that amount b4 then :)
Would need proof, surely
You could always take photos to put up in an art gallery as proof. Could even call the exhibit 'The second cuming'. Or maybe even 'The holeocaust'
144 condoms.
You have the average of 7.57x a day until the end of August.
The idea sounds great but the person would probably pass away (r.i.p) during sex ( in a nice way ) if he choose to fully utilise all of them.
Other than that you would need partner/partners to be in this rpg.
Let the game begins…(rolls dice)
Ok Ronal the barbarian got the idea from here.
Would give a new meaning to 'Came and went' that's for sure!
Or getting stiff before you get stiff
I've still got a pack of doms from 2006, so it's a hard pass from me
hard pass
Sounds like the opposite
Might want to bin them lest you use them by mistake… If you get the chance
Don't eat these after the expiry date or you could get sick
That WOULD give a new meaning to swallowing after…
Stack this with the Hugo Boss deal to increase chance of hooking up by 1%.
But that only works in Centrelink and dodgy nightclubs… Oh…
Swingers party??
Wouldn't they need lots of condoms?
Do swinger use condoms?Depends on the conversation between all parties and what everyone agrees to
Wrap it then slap it
They use condoms… Don't ask how I know because I get less action than Mr. Bean
This is the best thread I've seen today, period.
With these you won't need to worry about the period
Sigh, too late again. All the best jokes are gone.
IMUSTMAKEMOREMONEY on 12/08/2019 - 00:31 Comment score below threshold.