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Heart Shaped Bike Lights - US $2.19 (~AU $3.17) Delivered @ Superfish Aliexpress

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Handy and cheap bike light. Give your ride some, umm heart.

Heart Shaped Bike Lights, $2.88 AUD ($1.99 USD) Delivered from AliExpress

Mod Note: Updated price to include GST.

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  • +109 votes

    Lol

    • +35 votes

      I wonder if my girlfriend would like to hang these around her neck on a necklace to show me how much I love her?

    • -4 votes

      This is a testicles shape light. I wonder if it comes in blacc.

      • +4 votes

        Username checks out

  • +143 votes

    I’m no expert in anatomy, but heart shaped was not the 1st thing I thought of when I saw that light!

    • +8 votes

      It is a Chinese knock-off of a kickstarter project.
      I think it is a joke on "truck nuts" , which were popular with US rednecks some years back.

      https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bikeballs/bike-balls-bi...

    • +19 votes

      No one has the balls to call out what it really looks like.

      • +19 votes

        No one has the heart to call out what it could look like

    • +2 votes

      Not gonna lie, I instantly saw gonads.

      • +22 votes

        You sick twisted freak

        • +1 vote

          He needs to be locked up immediately.

  • +7 votes

    lol heart shaped… sure

  • +4 votes

    Yep, not a heart shape… you would need a lot of “balls” to put these on your bike …!😉

    • +1 vote

      Or a set of low hanging hearts.

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    U sure it is HEART SHAPE?

  • +15 votes

    That was a ballsy move posting this deal…

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    Thank you OP. Now I only need a TARDIS to become a fully qualified time lord.

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    Heart Shaped Bike Lights

    Yeah nah man

  • +21 votes

    Whenever I see this deal come up I get a bit testy.

  • +1 vote

    cough cough … Aren't they Testicles?

  • +34 votes

    The price is nuts!

    • +3 votes

      I can’t stop laughing, contemplating on Gerry saying this “it’s nuts, go Harvey go”.
      Nonetheless I shall con- test this price.

  • +33 votes

    Light up blue?

    • +2 votes

      Blue balls ftw lol

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    Lmao

  • +12 votes

    pretty sure these ones can shrink when cold

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    Just the thing for those teste cyclists

  • +27 votes

    I guess this wasn’t funny enough the first ten plus times it was posted.

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    They should at least reverse the positioning of the heart.
    It's obviously upside down to be a heart.

  • +1 vote

    Yeah.. True
    Men's Heart :)

  • +16 votes

    Thanks, ordered the red ones.

    These a great to tie onto your dog's tail to see them at night when you are looking for them at the park.

  • +15 votes

    The moment I saw the picture I knew I would be satisfied with comments

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    light balls

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      Ass tight

  • +10 votes

    Thanks OP. That's Valentines Day sorted. The missus will be thrilled.

  • +6 votes

    I have the non lighted version of that.

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    Heart Shaped

    Looks like nut sacks*.

    (* thanks Star-Lord)

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    Handy feature: the hearts shrink when the weather is cold…

    Definitely usefull for lighting the way out of hairy situations.

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    Uhhh… Those are balls.

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      But there are three of them… Do you have three?

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        I do

        • +1 vote

          you should get that checked out.

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      I was about to say this.
      Hanging……

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    The comments didn't disappoint…

  • +7 votes

    I think you are all really childish. If manufacturer believes the product to be a heart then I say it is a heart. Why be so cynical. I'm buying 6 out of respect for OP and for the quality of this deal. Actually, nuh you are all right. It is a scrotum. A dirty large pair of sack nuggets.

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    The doctor wanted to listen to my heart rate, i pulled them out of me pants for him to listen. Boy was it cold.

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    are you sure they are hearts? cause then you would have to dangle them under the seat of the bike……..

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      You can wear your heart on your sleeve
      Whatever rocks your boat

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    inverted hearts shape

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    Balls!

  • -1 vote
  • +1 vote

    GST = Gonad and Services Taxticles?

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    Here to see some Heart Shaped jokes.

  • +1 vote

    Ordered early for work Christmas party Krist Kringle

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    for a second I thought these are testicle guards.

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    Deez nutz

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    thanks ordered, previous one busted

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      What? Someone busted your ….hearts?

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    Thanks… got a pair

    Of hearts ♥️

  • +1 vote

    Pro tip:
    Shave them. They’ll look bigger.

  • +1 vote

    Looks like nobody noticed, don’t you think these look more like sack of balls instead of hearts, suprised no one pointed this out haha.

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      what…? they look like balls? where??

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    ROLF…..I love the comments here! I wonder if they can be used as Dogs toy in nights.Just imagine you throw them glowing and dogs get them back to ya. ouch..ouch…hahaha…

    • +1 vote

      I foresee severe hazard in the bathroom if you keep training your dog like this.

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    Make these man-datory for those lycra wearing middleaged cyclists. Imagine a pack of them with these at night. Hahaha

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    LOL! dont even need to comment so good

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    Click bait

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      The ultimate click bait.

      Master bait.

  • -2 votes

    Clicked the post just to read the comments.
    Was not disappointed XD

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    it looks sth else~~~~~

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    Boy oh boy I just had the best laugh this morning. Cheers.

  • +1 vote

    Kris Kringle sorted

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    wrong title, testicle shaped bike lights, Now that's cool

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    these always come in pair, lol

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    Bikies gonna love this

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    😂😂 Yeah, uhm..

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    OP wondering, why so many upvotes, and NO sales YET.

    Click buy people … stop trolling. Show some loving heart to the deal…(I meant balls)

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    Heart Shaped

    Yh sure. Heart is really sucking on those balls real hard in a 69 manner.

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    hahahahaha Actually laughed out loud in real life ahahah

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    Xmas sorted for the mrs.

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    My bike will be well hung.

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    Anyone else immediately see the anus as well? Albeit positioned a little low perhaps.

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      …its just you mate

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    only clicked on this for the comments and was not let down :-)

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    I'd like to put these up to my gfs face and give them a kiss to show how much I love her

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    come on guys…. this is the 🎾 sag light :D

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    "heart shaped"

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    true to life, it looks like one side is (slightly) larger than the other.

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    Lance Armstrong approved