If you live in Adelaide, stop flushing your poo down the toilet with other valuable commodities such as water and toilet paper. You can now get paid $25 for each deposit made at Biome Bank. There doesn't appear to be any maximum limit, with some people already making up to 4 deposits per week.
Bonus medical examination, blood test, and stool test all complimentary on your first visit!
Mainly bacterial. Still, cannabalism will fix any problems…
This has to go down as one of the shittiest deals ever on OZB.
Real Shit Deal
I think this deal is full of shit…
The only place that can handle my shit
I didn't see anything in the T&C's about making withdrawals? Caveat Emptor, or empty cavity, whatever floats your goat.
Now I really am flushing money down the toilet.
Imagine the smell
So your poo doesn't smell either? (We should start a club!)
There seems to be a lot of sh*tty deals on OB nowadays.
government back the deposit scheme by the looks of it.
Omg, my boyfriend would be rich from side hustle just by poo ing, he poo 3 times a day.. ugh unlucky we’re not in SA.. if we were, we’d just rent beside the poo bank to facilitate his poo side hustle
Eats lots of fibre?
Nah.. eats too much shits makes him shits a lot
I see, so he's full of sh*t hey?
@Buy2Much: I feed him shitty foods that’s why.. i just pretend i can cook but im full of shit so..
we both are..
Does it matter if your shit doesn't stink?
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink..
First thing I'm good at and I'm in the wrong state :(
This is peak OzBargain. You're literally flushing money down the toilet!
My Poo feels violated.
Do they accept canine donors?
No, just their excrement…maybe.
To maximise your time: take shit at work in bag, place in desk and bank it on "break".
Just don't forget to take it with you on your break
First the container deposit scheme, now a stool deposit scheme. You can get rich in Adelaide just by recycling now.
Something something tired poo pun.
Good one ;). Paid for poopun.
I reckon they'll get a lot of, er, criticism for offering this deal.
Stool Donation? I've got an old stool from IKEA, would they accept that?
Have you attempted to assemble the stool yet or is still in pieces in the box?
What the (profanity).
They should have this in San Francisco - it would solve the homeless and shit-in-the-streets problem at the same time!
Some deals make my day, but this one has made my hole weak.
I read all the comments and I'm still confused.
This is the most disgusting thing I have seen on OzBargain.
can I deposit live on the spot? I don't even need the 25 bucks, just need someone wipe me clean. ran out of toilet paper and cant get any.
It’s not the money , it’s the free toilet paper that counts
Does it have to be solid?
So do you have to go there and use a special toilet or do you just shit into a bag and mail it? Can't see anywhere that states what is actually required.
You have to shoot it into a net before the other contestants if you want the $25.
I’ll give you a tip. Don’t use their ATM, it spat my deposit back out.
After careful analysis of the samples, it is conclusive that many of the donors have constricted sphincters.
Pro tip: I usually take one large dump and divide it into multiple zip lock bags and store in beer fridge - win!
I did that once and my wife thought it was a frozen burger, but didn't smell right in the oven.
I never thought that I'd see the day where you get paid to take a $hit, especially in the midst of an economic crisis. OzBargain never ceases to amaze.
Happens every day in the workplace which is why you should do it there instead of at home on your own time. Plus you don't have to worry about bog roll.
this place in sydney also does it
https://centrefordigestivediseases.com/questionnaire-for-pot…
$50 per poop
$50?! I just ate some curry. Sign me up!
OMG this is the best and worst of OzB :)
Checked the the place in Sydney and I don't think I could be a patient nor a donor as the fForm doesn't ask for contact details, lol!
Curiousity impels me to ask chakel, how did you discover this place?
$25? I know a German guy who'll give you $30.
Bizarre
You can’t eat corn
Who came for sh!t jokes?
I’m going to log a complaint
I'm not in SA but can I express post it down?
I'd have to triple-charge them considering I'm so constipated I poop only once a week.
Has anyone here had a fecal transplant? Does it help your digestion and make you poo better?
Can one do a mail deposit? Asking for a friend.
They should have a driverun-through for poo joggers. May even get free poo deposits.
The comments! lol
Hopefully they can do a WEF and turn it into food for us.
I noticed Sydney poo pays double what Adelaide pays..is that cause sydney siders are full of sh!t ?
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Trail or tail?