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Fake Cracked Phone Screen Prank $0.10 (80% off) @ The Reject Shop

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Lockdown got you down ? How about a harmless prank to lift the mood! Due to no apparent reason, the reject shop is still open in VIC ! Get in quick don't think these will last long.

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  • -3 votes

    I don't know….
    Just look at the frame who can you fool

    • +2 votes

      It's just a sticker. The blue bit is packaging.

      • +2 votes

        Can confirm, could cut to size as it seemed oversized in person

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      It's ten cents

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        80% off sounds better then 40c off.

  • +9 votes

    Oh this has to beat sarcasm as the lowest form of humour, and it only costs 10c!!

    • +4 votes

      I thought farts were the lowest (and cheapest!) form of humour?

  • +24 votes

    Why buy a fake broken screen when you can crack your phone screen for free

    • +16 votes

      But this is almost as good as buying someone a fake lottery ticket. For 10c you could definitely fool an older person. Maybe get inheritance early.

      • +2 votes

        So many negs, no sense of humour here

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          negged by boomers who fell for it :D

        • +1 vote

          So many up-votes now, yay for humanity

  • +39 votes

    Landfill

    • -22 votes

      You must be fun at parties. Can you please invite me over to the next one?

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        careful, you might end up the same. (a killjoy or landfill)

      • +3 votes

        This item is absolute cr*p and you know it. Reject shop should be fined for importing this rubbish.

        • -3 votes

          Aren't most items listed here suitable for the landfill sooner or later?? Gee whizz. This item is a novelty item and is excellent for a great prank. Imagine having a friend…. And that friend has an expensive $1.5K phone… And record a video when you pass them their cracked phone… Priceless. Throw it on you tube and you will generate income.

          • +1 vote

            @Logical: Great for 2 seconds. There is NO market for this.

            • -3 votes

              @sqeeksqeek: Same as the Kogan crap TV currently on first page above this item… That is one expensive landfill item… Yet people still upvote and buy it… Perhaps as a prank?

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              @sqeeksqeek: Lol…ive paid a lot more for a lot less…most of the stuff I buy from ozbargains never actually see the light of day…

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    I do vaguely remember a novelty foam brick that was designed to be thrown at the TV way back in the late 70's or early 80's. Donald Trump must have been on telly back then too.

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    There's still several hundred of these for 5 cents each at Castle Hill lmao
    Been there for at least a year

  • +10 votes

    Install a Broken Screen app will save you $0.10

    • +1 vote

      On a friend's phone? How does one do that? Do you know their password or perhaps cut off their finger?

      • +6 votes

        Can confirm - have cut off friend’s face to perform prank.

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          yeah nah the trick is wait till they're asleep then grab their phone, and cut off their finger.

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            @chickenface: ^This. I made the mistake of using a sleeping friend's finger to unlock the phone and skipped the finger cut-off step. Friend woke up which ruined the prank. :(

  • +2 votes

    Wouldn't a Cracked Screen Film to qualify to be at the Reject Shop
    be simply a Screen Protector?
    (I might be overthinking this) lol

  • +1 vote

    haha this great !!! Need a Wallpaper so people wont steal your phone

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    why have a fake cracked screen when you can have it for real?

  • +2 votes

    How about a harmless prank to lift the mood!

    Not really. You should look up microplastics.

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      Might wanna get rid of elastane first, but I would say that is impossible atm.

  • +3 votes

    We once bought a prank car scratch sticker and put it on our Grandfather's five day old brand new car. He proceeded to curse for the whole day. We reminded him about it every 3 minutes. It was extremely funny. Can recommend A+++

    • -2 votes

      Exactly this. Record them too during the prank and then when you peel it off!

  • +3 votes

    They know their customer base, i'll give them that.

  • +3 votes

    Tasteful. Almost as much fun as the fake pregnancy test:

    https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pregnancy-Always-Turns-Positive...

    • +5 votes

      That's the prelude to a real cracked screen.

  • -2 votes

    Won't be so harmless when your friends break it more for a joke thinking it's already busted. If you're desperate to make your phone look like crap why not a screenshot of a dog crap as your wallpaper. It's free.

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    They sell grocery goods so that's the reason they are still open.

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    Reject shop somehow got classification as a supermarket for the purposes of Stage 4 restrictions. Big coup for their shareholders.

    • +4 votes

      Reject shop somehow got classification as a supermarket for the purposes of Stage 4 restrictions.

      They sell toilet paper

      • +5 votes

        So does Big W and they aren't allowed to open! It's all a bit strange really.

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          Big W don't make donations to the Labor party though…

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            @jv: pretty sure they do

      • +5 votes

        I'm still dumbfounded why BigW , Kmart etc didn't put milk and bread at the front of the stores in early April to reclassify themselves .
        Maccas didn't provide those products out of concern .

        • +2 votes

          99% of the time they are 'sold out' on the app too.

  • +1 vote

    someone can apply this to their Geelong Cats club card right about now (:

  • +5 votes

    Gonna buy 50 and walk around the mall car park sticking on random LED car headlights.

    (just hope they realise it's a sticker before getting a new $600 replacement).

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      THIS gets upvotes? OzCestPitt.

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        Not a fan of the genre then? It's called avin-a-larf

        Juste pour rire: Les Gags- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTm4JKlPvX4
        or Beadles About- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snGW3zV3Bhc

        Have you never played a prank on anyone?
        Yes it's funny when you do them and great when you're the victim.

        • -2 votes

          Oh is that why I got downvoted just above for making a joke that didn't encourage pranking strangers into freaking out and spending money. CESSPIT.

          Laugh. But also if you make a joke we'll anon downvote you. Welcome to Ozbargain! R U OK? Here have some condescension to brighten up your day.

          You should always be careful the prank doesn't go south and you don't prank strangers.

          • +1 vote

            @syousef: JFYI, I hadn't read your comments above and I never down-vote people…….live and let live.

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              @alidli: Gave you an upvote for that.

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                @syousef: Cheers syousef, one back at ya….have a good Sunday.

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                  @alidli: Lol I got downvoted by someone for giving you an upvote….yeah no one anon hate downvoting users no matter what they say here, lol.

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    why pay for this you can just smash your phone screen for FREE?

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    Is this a joke… How has this made the front page

  • +3 votes

    Go to Japan and visit any of the Don Quijote ("Donki") chain of gag stores….a couple of floors of plastic crap that will blow your mind.All useless landfill.

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      It blows my mind when I start to think of all the Earth's resources that all this cheap crap wastes getting made and spread around the world, and then end up in a waste dump somewhere or burnt.
      Energy wasted to make the plastic; oil and fuel pollution to ship it around the world; trees cut down for the cardboard; fuel pollution caused by the bin trucks and the heavy machinery at the landfill site.
      BOOM! my brain just exploded

  • +1 vote

    Phone owner sees their phone smashed

    Owner: Thank goodness I can get a new phone, let’s check out those hot RRP OzB deals

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    Just download the cracked screen app and save 10 cents.

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      Username checks out

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    Oh the hilarity!

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    The possible reaction of the person is too scary to think about… ie they might actually throw the phone…

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    now kids can use this without actually breaking their screen to be cool

  • +2 votes

    Wow who knew all I needed to do to make a successful post from the reject shop was to take a photo of their hardest to sell item in the store lol.
    I don't get Ozbargain at all sometimes.

    • +2 votes

      Yes my friend. This is my 3rd deal that has made front page and every time is pure ecstasy. Thank you reject shop.

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    Any reviews ? Any good ?

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      Worth every cent that you won't bother paying for it.

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    "Due to no apparent reason, the reject shop is still open in VIC !" - Victoria consists of more than just the metropolitan area. Regional Victoria has been on Stage 3 restrictions for quite some time now. I agree though, it is quite surprising The Reject Shop was classified as an essential business in Stage 4 restrictions.