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[VIC] Lifestyles Party Mix Condoms 20pack $0.55 @ Coles (Berwick)

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Found in Berwick Coles, not sure if its nationwide.

Lifestyles Party Mix Condoms 20pack $0.55

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  • +3 votes

    Swingers party?

    • +4 votes

      Liberal party?

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        It comes with mace?

  • +22 votes

    Here for the comments to come

    • +1 vote

      Pun intended?

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        How do I buy correct size?

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          Measure length, width and girth.

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      So am I…people are hilarious..

  • +1 vote

    While it's a great bargain, I'm not sure I want to put much faith in a condom that costs me 2-3c.

    • +41 votes

      Put all 20 on at once.

      • +10 votes

        I've seen that video of the elastic bands on the watermelon

      • +1 vote

        Still only a 55c condom(s). What's 52.5c between friends…

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          26.25c

  • +9 votes

    I guess "reduced to clear" beats "down down" when it comes to condoms

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      🎵 "Down down, they're staying down"
      "When you need a helping hand" 🎶

      Groovy marketing that worked well for 99% of products in store, but this is the 1% with hilariously disastrous results

  • +5 votes

    this pack would last me…

    20 years!

    • +10 votes

      Married ah? I feel you brother.

      • +1 vote

        You run out?

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        Only common reason a married man would wear a condom is because of side piece.

    • +1 vote

      Birthday?

    • +5 votes

      Yea same, just wash them out and ready for next use

  • +3 votes

    Is that an expiry date of 19/06? 20 condoms.. Somebody is optimistic.

    • +4 votes

      Challenge accepted.

      • +8 votes

        It won't count if you attempt this challenge going solo.

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      That’s the pricing end date

  • +6 votes

    Dude, how many stores are you associated with? Coles, Bunnings, Silly Sollys, Eeet5p, Coffeelista… do you just just click associated for everything?

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      Huh, seems like he does just that.

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      Association is such a broad concept..if I am a customer, am I associated with a seller? Probably has.

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        Association is such a broad concept..if I am a customer, am I associated with a seller? Probably yes.

  • +31 votes

    Was going to post this, but pulled out at the last minute.

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    Good for 18th birthday waterbomb fight.

  • +1 vote

    'Here it cums', 'Do they do XXL size?', 'This will last me 20 years', 'That's a lifetime supply', 'Cheapest balloon supply', 'Decided to pull out' etc. etc.

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      Water bombs.

    • +1 vote

      You missed my hum dings on the 20 on at once

  • +4 votes

    Thanks OP, perfect timing for my grandpa’s birthday!

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      Just give him slippers

    • +1 vote

      No leak party 🎈

      Use for 2nd purpose afterwards.

  • +1 vote

    I'll buy it and put it in my son's time capsule with a message "Lucky you're out before this is in sale"

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      I’d put it in with a copy of the invoice and the note ‘never skimp on condoms’

  • +1 vote

    The deal is great but don't the coles chicks go down down anyway?

  • +4 votes

    I don’t think condoms are something you want to skimp on. The price of failure is high.

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    It really is a party mix in the comments section

  • +3 votes

    Bang for your buck

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    I cleaned out my local Coles last week - the thing that amuses me ever time I went down that aisle is that their next to the pregnancy tests.

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      Well if you miss the first one, you can pick up the second

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    Lifetime supply

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      Cheaper than a Call of Duty T-Shirt

  • +1 vote

    I had to come in.. but decided to pull out at the very end..

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    Cheaper than cling-wrap…

    • -1 vote

      i wonder if they will keep my salad as fresh

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        Seriously? Right in front of my salad?

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    It's cheaper to just not use these things

    • +2 votes

      For the first 9 months

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      I take it, u get penicillin for free..

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    Thanks great stocking filler.

  • +6 votes

    How do these compare with Allen's party mix?

  • +1 vote

    Pretty bold of you to assume that anyone on OzBargain is having sex

  • -1 vote

    Your mum says ‘thanks for the deal’

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    I bought pack of extra large 12 for 30c at my local Coles.
    Just sayin'.

    • +1 vote

      For your wife's boyfriend?

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        Good point. I assumed he was a big boy like me.

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    Cappucino flavour???? Read as a 1950s commercial

    Hmmm.. i dont like the smell or taste of latex in me..

    Why not cappucino?

    Nothing beats the smell of morning fresh coffee emanating from my genitals..

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      Caffeine is a known performance enhancer. Makes sense!

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    Thanks OP. Do they come in XXXXS?

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        Tried those; length is about right but they've got too much girth

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    Makeshift finger gloves

    But you know for me I can use it all in 20 nights just gotta call up me mate Bruce

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    Refurbished?

    • +1 vote

      100% recycled