Part of Amazon Prime deal and they are Ansell's thinnest apparently, would be useful to hear from anyone who has used them
CamelCamelCamel.
Really ?
I must be doing it wrong then, it'll last me in my married life until June 2031 !
if you can call that life
Nah June next year is the product expiry date
I'll have to just use the other 9 as party balloons then.
nah, i thought that last year and then there was a waterfight and long story short you know that a condom can hold over 30 litres of water without breaking?
also if you drop 30 litres of water in a rubber casing from a second story balcony on to someone it wont break and you end up having to call an ambulance.
June who ?
maybe for your son too?
Depends if you just sleeping with your wife!
Sorry, got my lifetime supply (20pack) a few years back. Maybe I'll get this to leave my descendants.
Marrige is surely the murder of love.
For some they would just sit gathering dust.
any popcorn deals for comment readers?
Don't mind me, just here for the comments
Don't mind me, just came here for the comments
FTFY
Something something lifetime supply?
read it as Lifetime Zero…
Product name summarizes my sex life aptly.
Thanks OP. Bought 10
Part of the assets to be passed down to your future generations.
Not sure if I'm going to have future generations if I'm buying 10 of these!
With typical failure rate of 13%…..
I’m willing to buy if someone is willing to help me put them to use. 😇
No worries, bend over buddy.
Aww thanks!
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i am not into that, buckster got first dip.
Wow looks like some people either have a very selective sense of humour, or none at all. 😂
Yeah tough crowd.
Also finicky. 😆
Is it for a thin appendage, or is the rubber itself thin?
Asking for a friend.
Rubber itself.
oh yeah just rub salt into the wound. Its as firm as it can be dammit.
would be useful to hear from anyone who has used them
Grabs popcorn
tried when i was back in uni, broken all the time :(
;)
Happy fathers day!
You or the condom?
Did u use it on the drill?
tried when i was back in uni, broken all the time :(
You must have very strong hands :-p
This order contains a gift
😳
thought it was supposed to prevent a surprise gift.. ???
would be useful to hear from anyone who has used them
They are the best feel condom I've used so far. Much better than Skyn's Feel Everything. I even said the same 7 months ago
"So far"? Exactly how far into your career are you, Sir?
Not going to go into /r/ihavesex territory but I have tried
Skyn Feel Everything
Skyn Elite
Lifestyles Ultra Thin
Durex Real Feel
Durex Regular
I still think Zero is the best I've had so far in my career.
Nice. I've used a few of the same and so far my fave is Skyn Feel Everything. May have to try these Zero ones at some point.
I think you're only supposed to use one at a time?
have you tried the delay ones?
These connies and Pjur lube is premium fookin.
you should try the okamoto 001
I found that Skyn's diameter is different. Every type is, so you can't really compare as they won't fit well.
I guess only really fat dicks can try out all brands
Best condoms if you want to celebrate Fathers Day ;)
Feels great but broke far too many times for comfort…
hmmm…
Wrong fit?
not enough lube?
May have gone too hard when changing the tempo :/?
Broke 3 times out of 20 when used previously.
if you want to celebrate Fathers Day ;)
Should they buy if they don't want to be father again
They have broken in the past for me too.
I think the problem is the ultra thin ones aren't latex so aren't as stretchy and dry out quicker.
these things are difficult to come by..
Good for preventing Zero Lifestyle.
Ahh the new zero emmissions world
I prefer to physically buy these in store. I want to look like a stud.
I thought it would be so you could negotiate on the price?
Even better: a thrifty stud!
That's what all the ladies want.
All the thinnest are also the smallest sizes. If you're on the larger size the best I found was through eBay stores.
How does the taste compare to Coke Zero?
Asking for a close friend.
they taste just like the strawberry durex ones… a close friend told me.
Anything tastes better than Coke Zero.
Too tight
Glad Wrap is cheaper.
Usually I'm more than happy with next day delivery, but in this case it seems… suboptimal.
Does this qualify for taxtime deductible?
You've got it backwards. The ATO f***s you, not the other way around!
slow clap
Yeah mikokik5 needs deals on lube.
What is sex?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Bought 20, ETA 24/06/21, should by enough for me this financial year. 3*6 = 18, 2 days need work harder
these are not good(feedback from the wife)
bleh bleh
She wasn't talking about the condom
gold!
Big downgrade over the years. Used to be made in Japan, now is made in Thailand.
Are you sure!? the one from woolies are still made in japan.
edit: i take that back, they are in deed made in thailand now. disappointment
tried both, noticeable difference, japanese made one was lubed and in foil wrapper unlike the thailand made ones
Maybe because these ones make you love long time.
I'd personally recommend LELO HEX instead.
Hobart M4M PM 26 Asian
I bought these a while back.
Never got around to using them, but 9 months later, the Amazon algorithm started giving me adverts for nappies and formula.
Thats mean alexa is not doing a good enough job listening in
dammit, I wish there were Zero XL
It feels so heavy in my hands.
Wow,cheap balloons!
you should be going raw forever once you hit age 30. If you’re still having condom sex over 30 that means you made some very bad decisions in your 20’s.
Tell me more…
However, if she doesn’t know the difference between “you’re” & “your”, make sure you wear a condom
You put an apostrophe in 20s so not sure you should be giving grammatical advice.
Also, when you're over 30 and having sex with new girls regularly, condoms are a must.
Sounds hideous. Get a family, ya bum 😂
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If you're married the 10 pack should get you through until June next year.