Heya OzBargain,
Against my better judgement I have decided to post my controversial new product line from my brand new (very small) business. You may remember my previous venture from 2015. I'm sure posting my new store here is skirting the very thin line so wont be too surprised if the mods take it down.
Faraday Cages Australia has done a soft launch today and our signature product is the Faraday Armband. From our website;
A Faraday Cage may sound highly scientific, but that's because it is! Simply put, a Faraday Cage blocks all electromagnetic fields/signals. Whether it's inbound or outbound a Faraday Cage will refuse to let it through. With almost 200 years of proven science behind it, Michael Faraday has given use one of the best gifts we never knew we needed.
Are you worried about GPS or 3/4/5g tracking chips in the vaccines? Our Faraday Cage Technology is here to help. We have carefully researched, constructed, and implemented a sure-fire way of blocking these unwanted signals. Our armbands are guaranteed to block any and all GPS and 3/4/5g signals keeping you safe from prying eyes and look good doing it.
And the best thing of all? Faraday Cages are completely safe! Oh, and they are also completely legal so no need to worry about that either (as long as you use them as they're intended)!
Faraday Cages Australia's products are all handmade in-house from local materials. By purchasing from us, you will be supporting a local business during these trying times. Don't settle for those cheap fragile alternatives on Ebay when we're here to provide you quality products.
Faraday Cages Australia, our team and myself personally strongly encourage everyone who can viably do so to go get the COVID vaccination. We hope these armbands are enough persuasion to tip the minds of concerned individuals to seek out the COVID vaccine.
Today's deal is a grand opening special of 20% full price armbands with FREE shipping to anywhere in Australia. Shipping expected first week of September.
People actually think there's tracking chips in the vaccine, dude. They're not smart.