At last, the most perfectly engineered junk food in existence, on sale once again. Puffy Dogs haven't been this price since April.
Totally unhealthy. Totally processed. Totally delicious.
Marathon Puffy Dogs 600g Pack $4 @ Coles
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They're cocktail frankfurts wrapped in pastry. Not a hot dog wrapped in pastry.
wrong country .. we don't eat that here
wrong country
wiener ?
holy shit dude, how can you put the word "just" in that sentence
Have you tried them?
@jv: yeh theyre fine if ur just comparing them to all the other cheap shitty frozen food at coles/woolies. Obviously not as good as something home cooked. But damn, $4 :)
@jv: hot dogs = $1.99 for 500g at aldi
puff pastry sheets = $2.30 for 1kg at coles or woolies (not sure about aldi price)$4.29 for 1.5 kg ($1.72 per 600g) of homemade puffy dogs. (33% manufactured meat, just like these)
What is it with all your ridiculous posts?!
are they better than Cheesy Blasters?
no
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/939206/kei…
On special for $4.50 this week!
Might even deserve it’s own post?
any recommendations for corndogs?
These things give you more side effects than the COVID-19 vaccinations.
Ill take 3 thanks.
i think covid gives you less side effects
Wheat Flour, Manufactured Meat (33%) [Meat including Pork, Water, Thickeners (1412, 1442), Soy Protein, Salt, Starch (Tapioca, Potato), Emulsifiers (451, 450,452), Dextrose (Tapioca, Maize), Garlic, Antioxidants (316, 307B), Hydrolysed Vegetable Protein (Maize), Maltodextrin (Maize), Fermented Red Rice, Sodium Nitrite (250), Yeast Extract, Spice Extracts, Colour (160C). Smoked], Water, Margarine [Vegetable Oil, Water, Salt, Emulsifiers, (Soybean Lecithin, 471), Antioxidant (304), Food Acids (330, 270), Natural Flavour, Natural Colour (160A)], Rice Flour, Sugar, Salt.
That is what i said:)
Salt is mentioned 3 times!
It's great value, you get three times the quantity of salt smh my head at you drongos. Only place you'll get more free salt is the dead sea and from the HODL-ing morons in Ozbargain GPU deal threads.
Smoked
Love me some smoked.
Manufactured meat
Okay…
Manufactured meat
Good for Vegans then…
Sausage rolls > puffy dogs
Technically speaking you could call either of them sausage rolls! (okay not really but you get the idea)
these are just small hot dogs wrapped in puff pastry.
Depends on the sausage roll. Half of the ones I've tried are just meat like paste.
The Herbert Adams is pretty good, but most Woolies near me stopped stocking them about a year back :( Sucks having to go to a different store for one item.
These are good snack food in the air fryer. Cheers OP
ah mate, dont try to be healthy - just deep fry these babies for added trans fats
Exactly how I do them! I reckon they're a total rip off at full price, though at ~half price, I always crumble…
They used to go on sale pretty regularly, but suddenly stopped. I always have a quick look when walking past, and haven't seen them on sale for the longest time. Had to double-take when I spotted them on sale, almost couldn't believe it.
Totally very healthy whichever way you cook it lol
Never heard of puffy dogs. But these are also called "pigs in a blanket."
At high school canteen we called them a 'roll in a roll'
Manufactured Meat (33%) [Meat including Pork, Water, Thickeners (1412, 1442)
That really does not sound good.
But it tastes good tho
only 33% manufactured "meat" omg! Just buy a real sausage and wrap it in puff pastry.
"Manufactured meat is processed meat containing no less than 660 g/kg of meat."
It's still real meat, its just been made ready-to-eat.
Real sausages are also processed meat.
lol I was wondering what they think a "real sausage" is
Still healthier then almost everything on Krispy Kreme menu.
These are the best. Woolworths stopped stocking them awhile ago now, so we have to go to Coles for them. The crispy pastry with the little doggie inside. Yum
Tried these once, vomited them in the bathtub.
Thanks tubgirl i needed that image in my head. lol
Your welcome, they cooked well, but didn't agree.
Better off with hoofmeat in the sausages skinned, comes out better.
wish i saw your original comment lol
whats this hoofmeat susage skin, where?
im intrigued@capslock janitor: Original 😤 how dare you, maybe you got hoofmeat, I'm always ready to skin you
We Asians love meat.
@capslock janitor: You know girls don't like cheap stuff, but we love to eat but comments come and go, right hoofman.
Just gotta wait til they add the reduced sticker on you.
They are decent but this is a rare occasion where DIY is worth the hassle - and gives you the freedom to "tailor" your sausage experience. Yes, your sausage experience. Grab a pack of frozen puff pastry, and your choice of sausage stuffer based on your emotions at the time (for me, it may be anything from a cheese kransky, to a fiery pepperoni, to a leftover from 3 days ago BBQ.
Hassle = yes, regret = NEVER.
What a brave corporate logo. I accept the challenge of MrSparkle
I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?
I have puff pastry in the freezer, gonna pick up some franks on the way home. Cheers for the inspiration.
https://www.kmart.com.au/product/sausage-roll-maker/3002108?…
Get yourself one of these too.
Easiest way to satisfy the kids.An oven is fine.
Get yourself one of these
LOL….
OMGWTFBBQ
why the neg.
isn't mrs macs meant to be good?
Honestly the versatility of puff pastry is awesome. My misso chucks all sorts of stuff in it - cheese and garlic rolled up or even nutella. Go crazy!
These cause me extreme heartburn/indigestion :(
buy a krasky and roll it in puff pastry, you will get real meat at least.
It is Great
tried them once, not impressed with the flavour
These are basially heart attack in puffy dog form.
these are just small hot dogs wrapped in puff pastry.
Good one.
are these HALAL
They are HAHALOL
lol is pork considered Halal? didn't think so mate.
these are canines
Love me some world health labeled carcinogenic nitrates .. Avoid if you don't want CC when your older.
used to like these as a kid, now I find them bland and tasteless
you taste buds have matured.
Sprinkle a bit of icing sugar on them… job done
Gotta love that artwork on the box, goes to show you they know how to attract their main consumers.
Single Men 18 to 39 who don't know how to cook.
Had this yesterday, outside is nice and crispy, but the 'sausage' they have inside is barely a sausage.
The last time I had these they had Scooby doo on the front.
This is food?? I always wanted to try it and almost at half the cost, i thought i would finally do so.
The food has 2000 calories in the whole box, so heavy for this type of food. Not for me, i think I feel abit sick. I prefer a chiko roll for my sausage in bun
But are they better than Keith's mini Dagwood Dogs? https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/939206/kei…