ORGASMDAY
Seems to be a code error as instead of giving 30% off its giving $30 off.
3 x regular 10 pack condoms
3 x ultimate please 10 pack condoms
1 x ultra thin 10 pack condoms
Code might be used with other bundles as well
LifeStyles Pleasure Plus Bundle (70-Pack) $4.95 + Delivery ($0 with $60 Metro Order) @ LifeStyles Healthcare
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Lamarinderammy on 25/07/2022 - 14:37 lifestyles.com.au (10910 clicks)
Last edited 25/07/2022 - 15:34 by 2 other users
Last edited 25/07/2022 - 15:34 by 2 other users
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Well the RBA should be handing these out on the first Tuesday of every month!
OP is responsible for crashing the site
How does Lifestyles compare to other brands, like Skyn, Durex etc?
They're all condoms at the end of the day and are mostly pretty similar. The exceptions are thicknesses, sizes, textures and materials but each brand have their own versions of these. Just try different ones until you settle on something you like, but certainly can't go wrong with this pack considering the price.
I usually use Durex, I had 3 or 4 of them break in ~30 years, although a while back they started making them in China so the quality might go down. I bought the blue Lifestyles only a few times and broke about 50% of them… you draw your own conclusions, but I'm never going near these again as long as I live.
Dam if only i lasted as long as it takes for the website to load
What are these?
Don't you knowitall mister?
I'm thoroughly intrigued yet impressed
Party balloons
Funny you say that beacuse we were walking through the city the other night when my 4 year old son said "look daddy a balloon" and my heart skipped a beat before I turned around to find an actual balloon (whew). And yes, I checked to make sure it was 'empty' just in case someone was desperate and only had inflatable balloons on hand (we've all been there at one point in life). Luckily it appears to be left overs / littering from a recent event.
Came here for the “sorted for (insert timeline here) jokes.”
Welp, that was hard!
Much easier to use when hard
Do they have extra small?
special order
waterbombs
Just cut the fingers off a glove.
He said extra small
Yes please! Thank you for voicing out for our community
Asking for a friend?
good protection against monkeypox
People though I was silly wearing these on my hands and feet and head. Glad to know I'm not the only one! Stay safe.
Forget this ozbargain .. waste of time with broken website
Hopefully that's the only thing that's broken!
I gave up. If I was at work being paid I would of persisted but I'm on leave so gave up after 5 minutes.
Biggest saving you can make is not having a child.
Rip the website
Why assume I'm getting sex on the regular? I've gone MGTOW lol.
One of my managers is in to MGTOW and from the way he bangs on about it it seems it's just about hating women and being an incel lol.
got charged but stuck at payment page, no email, no confirmation.
not bad for extra large party balloons. Do they still work if they expire? Asking for a friends dad's uncle's brother.
Don’t know what this is used for. Bought anyway. The ozbargain way.
Buy now sex later!
Sex now, regret later.
orders to be cancelled? outrage on forums to ensue?
Lol I want to stock this but I just fired my fwb today
Just 'hire' a new one
As a married man : oh great, condoms for 5 years , if I used them .
Damn if only this deal popped up last week!
Oh well, too late now.
Happy early father's Day
Do they accept Amex for payment?
I'm nearly out of supplies, good timing but site is crashing due to OzB hornbags
Short expiry ?
Guaranteed to keep you child free for up to 9 months after usage.
You could always return the faulty product. Lightly used, near perfect condition. A little wear and tear.
Can someone explain to me what these are used for?
Party balloons
When you want to piss something out instead of urine, you need this to protect your Mrs from getting a big mosquito bite like symptom on her belly.
Secretly put one in each of your teacher's/colleagues desks with a note "Thinking of you ❤️". They'll be eternally grateful.
good for water proofing phones etc
Oh OK, I've been worried about my phone with all the rain lately. Looks like I missed out so will set up a watch for next time these phone protectors are discounted.
Paging Elon Musk….
Cool, a bundle of 70 hats. - Elon Musk.
more jokes, please
Site's getting smashed….
Not as much as your mother… after postage comes
69 upvotes now, please no one else like this post
Are these single use or can they be reused?
I put mine in the dishwasher
If that was an intended innuendo, that was absolutely brilliant 👏👏
I give up. Cant hold long enough for the cumfirmation.
Site down, brace for impact!
5000 clicks in 1hr, you horny goats!
Drug smuggler bargain!
Just here for the 'Wife's birthday sorted!" style gags…..
Jeez - it's for the Mother in law.
I remember as a kid listening to Karl Pilkington, unironically say that exact thing
Well I'll be blown
Good choice for peeps, too much STDs going around with people shagbonking like no tomorrow
It’s so much more fun without.
username checks out
Seems you have the authority here errr Bianca
How much do you charge
So I have stocked up on these like a good ozbargainer.
Want to help me not use these have so much more fun?
Okay
And that was how I met your mother
I will bring a bucket of hot & spicy KFC. It will be finger licking good but the 2nd best thing to eat in bed.
Is your DM on?
Website is getting pounded.
The site is down for so long. Honestly, I feel this disappointment has ruined my Orgasm Day. Every time I think of this day in the future, I will cri evrytiem.
Website appears to be rooted.
Typical "still no 5XL size on sale .
buying for you Mum's boyfriend? :p
+1 for audible chuckle, nice work!
Word of caution: the wrappers for these are bulky and bright, if your date catches a glimpse of one in your wallet, it can really kill the buzz.
Just tell her, "Don't worry. It's not for you."
These broke for me once and i’ve never gotten them again. Probably only a one in a million chance but i can’t shake off the association with the brand now!
Were you using enough lubrication?
I think so. Isnt the activity usually self lubricating lol
only if you're doing a good job
Can everyone please temporarily get off the site so I can place my order thanks xx
Yes, I believe people are here to get off.
Who wants to have a massage with a jacket on?
Stack it up and store it everywhere including the car.
Children in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause children.What's wrong with the website?! Why can't they get it up?
Why can't they get it up?
That's what she said.
Retailers have finally woken up and started putting work into their online sites after ecommerce sale surges in the past ~2 years. Meanwhile these oldfart brands continue to power their websites with a hamster on a treadmill, lol.
Sold out. Seems everyones Pull out game is weak
come again…?
At least they provide (council) clean up after that!