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$35 Chinese Acupuncture Treatment (50% off) [Melbourne]

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We provide professional acupuncture and herbal medicine treatment. You can see our patient testimony on
https://plus.google.com/113072697121069142751/about?gl=AU&hl…

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  • +2

    I'll grab some sewing needles and stab you randomly for $30!

    • LOL…
      I came across a few people with collapse lungs after acupuncture, in skinny people only a few millimeters to puncture the lungs. But you need to have a high school knowledge of anatomy you would know that :-)

      • WTF…how the hell do you do that? Because you would need to pierce the intercostal muscles to cause a pneumothorax. I find that it would be harder to do that then to NOT do it. Cudos to him/her.

        • +1

          it quite easy if you dont know what you doing, it quite difficult to find those QI channels and Chi energy flows since they dont really exist

  • +1

    Uh-oh.

    • +3

      At least we have no claims of curing cancer or raising the dead this time.
      And in a concession to modern medicine, they do sterilise the needles.

  • where can u see the 50% off deal ?

  • Be a good idea to add location to deal if its specific to one location.

  • I don't know how I feel about bargain acupuncture…

    • Yeah, and in Melbourne, you have to be careful or could be a cheap Australian rip-off of the authentic Chinese brands.

  • +1

    almost as bad as bargain laser eye surgery.

  • +1

    I have a couple of toothpicks that'll give the same result…

    To the OP, patient testimonies are great for a snake oil salesman, but show me a properly constructed double-blind study that shows any benefit from acupuncture that is greater than the benefit of placebo.

    Same for "herbal medicine". Just because it's thousands of years old doesn't mean it's any good or the West would still be trying to fix your humours and drain your bile, while bleeding you.

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