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Meritline USD$3.99 Spider Podium Smartphone Holder

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It was a bright and sunny day. I stood in the middle of an almost empty parking lot, holding my phone in my right hand. I looked at the abandoned car sitting alone, with a neon notice stuck on its front window. This would be the perfect target. I propped my phone up with a stick I found laying on the ground, and pressed the red record button on the screen. With JPop pumping through the tiny speakers of my phone, I looked towards my target, and took a deep breath. With a loud shout, I threw a punch at the side fender. And again. And again. Punch, punch punch, kick. Down back kick, I suddenly jump and whilst mid air, I start spinning with my leg out. With each revolution a thwack thwack sound rang out as my foot took chunks off the car. Kick, kick, punch. Down forward punch, as I get up from my crouch my hands flung forward and blue flames burst from my palms, incinerating the remains of the car. "Yes!" I shouted. I had done it in record time. I turned around, and the excitement drained from my face; my phone had toppled over. I sighed, and lamented that I didn't have a Spider Podium phone holder to keep my phone upright during the recording. "I didn't need the points in this bonus stage anyway," I said as I reach for my ruck sack. My next opponent will be waiting…

Err, anyway… the cheapest I could find the Spider Podium on eBay (Buy It Now) is $7.65, so it's a decent bargain. No code required.

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  • huh ?

    • +3

      Hadouken!

  • Crazy yet funny

  • +1 for the most interesting post yet

  • Clearly there is unrestricted internet access at the asylum :)

  • I was out with mates the other night and couldn't control my laughter when reading the Flash Diffuser post.. I also couldn't bring myself to admit what I was laughing at and where exactly "Uhm.. prose on.. a bargain website"

  • And I thought I needed sleep…

  • Picked one up for $4.00 at Reject Shop yesterday. "iTech Spider Podium". Was at the Westfield Eastgardens.

  • I've seen them in my local reject shop for $4 too. (Murray Bridge)

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