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2 Sonnenberg 4-in-1 Outdoor Axes $6 + Delivery ($0 with OnePass) @ Catch

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Edit: Sorry they are all gone now folks! Seems this deal is now Axe-pired!
Thanks for all your pun replies! They brightened my day ・:*+.(( °ω° ))/.:+

Bit of a departure from my usual deals but I couldn’t help but share this Axe-llent deal! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
+ 15% off at checkout from “Take a Further 15% off Stocktake Clearance - New Products Added”
+ Catch is back on Shopback at up to 3.6% (not sure what it is Axe-actly for this product)

What a steal! An Axe-tremely good bargain! (^o^)/

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  • +3

    Curious that they need to specify it as an outdoor axe…

    • +11

      ASIO has red-flagged all sales of indoor axes.

      • +2

        Can’t have any fun these days (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

      • +2

        ASIO has an axe to grind

  • +1

    Great time to be an axe-thrower I guess.

    • +5

      And 2 for this price? Dual wielding time!

      • How much do people charge for randoms to throw axes at a target?

        I could have a home/garage axe-throwing business at this price!

        • +8

          I usually charge about $8 for people to throw axes at me. I know it seems cheap but tbh it’s just nice to be paid for it for once.

        • +1

          $50 or so for an hour https://www.maniax.com.au/

  • The “18+” is just because kids can’t buy axes, nothing too exciting I’m afraid ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ
    Sorry kids, no axes for you!
    And no Axe-ing any grownups to buy them for you!
    I’m axing the idea here and now!

  • If they could have added a bottle opener it may have swayed me.

    • +3

      I could have done with a compass on it. Automatically makes it tactical according to most advertising (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

  • +1

    whoop whoop!

    • 🚨🚨🚨

    • +2

      It's the sound of the police.

      Busta Rhymes

  • +3

    I guess may come in handy if i need to throw it at slow drivers who are in the fast lane

    • Or swimmers ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

    • +4

      what about at people who walk around in summertime saying "how about this heat!"

      • +3

        You sound like someone who uses public toilets and piss on the seats.

  • +1

    Let's bury the hatchet. We smokem peace pipe.

    • +2

      Puns, really? I bet you think you’re real cleaver, huh?(๑>◡<๑)

  • I don't need it so I bought it…

    • Story of my whole OzBargain life!

  • +1

    Just ordered, feel free to axe me any questions.

    • +1

      Glad you could take advantage of this deal! Hope it meets your Axe-pectations!

  • +1

    any good deals on indoor axes?

    • +1

      As commenter “WasBargain” said in an earlier reply to this post “ ASIO has red-flagged all sales of indoor axes.”
      Sorry mate, you’re out of luck! ( ^ω^ )

      • If everyone buys an indoor axe I assume ASIO doesn’t have enough resources to follow up every person so you’re safe

        • Yeah, can confirm, this is also true.

          But when you say "everyone", it's more like 7.. We're soo understaffed we probably wouldn't bother chasing any of them up. 🙃

  • Shouldn’t be classified as a dangerous weapon in WA as there’s no one there to throw it on

    • Not true, I’m here and (as I stated in an earlier comment) I charge $8 to throw an axe at me.

  • +1

    I'm ax-cited to see some more puns…

    • Mostly why I posted this deal. Just wanted an Axe-cuse to make some puns!

  • Dont really need it………… Bought! Thanks OP

    • +1

      Me neither but I couldn’t turn it down at this price! We’ll probably find something to do with all these axes eventually!
      And if not… rel-Axe! It’s only $6 (^ω^)

  • +1

    How good is the food in prison?

    • 🚓🚓🚓

    • I hear at least one meal is great on death row

      • Bro just ask for something that takes a really long time to eat. Capital punishment = outsmarted 😎😎
        ah sorry officer, I can’t be electric chaired yet, I’m still working on this giant bowl of spaghetti see

  • +1

    But is it any good? Will theblade hold an edge?
    Cast iron material to me implies cheap quality and low strength

    • +3

      Mate, it’s $3 an axe. I think you are Axe-ing a silly question here (≧∀≦)

  • +1

    Got it, wtf is wrong with me 😭. Guess I need a therephy

    • +1

      And spelling lessons! (Sorry I couldn’t help it.)

      On second thoughts, probably shouldn’t have insulted your spelling knowing you are twice armed. (_)

      Please don’t do anything dangerous with the axes.

      Become a lumberjack, it’s your calling now, mate!

    • Guess I need a therephy

      Yeah. It starts with not coming here.

  • 34cm in length !!! tiny.

    • That's 13.4"

      To be fair, price should have been $6.9

      • +1

        tree fiddy more like it

    • +1

      Tiny? Surely that’s above average!

      • +1

        Are we still taking about the axe

  • -1

    Just AXEd the missus and she gave permission to buy a set

    • +4

      Had to check with the old battle-axe first, huh?

  • -1

    … and my axe?

    • +1

      *axes!
      Gimli only had one! What a loser! We’ve all got two now! Ha!

  • +1

    Solid zombie apocalypse EDC

  • +2

    "axes" and "catch" go well together. nothing can go wrong, right

  • Bought one axe for my X.

    • Um yes, police, the post is right here 🚓🚨🚓 😬😬

  • So tempted!! Can anyone tell me some used cases for this? TIA

    • AXE-terminate

      • +2

        😬😬
        Now I’m just thinking of Daleks with axes instead of whisks 🤣

  • +1

    all gone

    • Thanks for the heads up and sorry for any disappointment!

  • +1

    Its gone 404.

    • +2

      It's been axed.

    • Thanks for letting me know! Sorry if you missed out (>人<;)

      • I had it in my cart but had to reset my password as it wouldn't let me login and it was gone.

        • Bad luck mate ( ; ; )
          There’s a singular axe option from Sonnenberg that’s $15 at the moment. Not cheap but it might come out cheaper? Might be worth keeping an eye on! All the best! ✌︎('ω')✌︎

  • +1

    Now I’ve got 2 axes to grind

  • [AXE-PIRED]

    Gotta luv our mods' sense of humour!

    😁

    • +2

      No, that was me. The mods took it away. I feel empty now.

  • -2

    "outdoor axe"
    "catch.com.au"

    looks like something an incel would have on the wall in his basement

    anymore red flags?

    id be surprised if these would cut water whilst out camping

  • +1

    Received. Seems pretty good for $3ea.

    • True, axepected it to be cheap and nasty by axetually its a solid axe.

      • Perhaps these are AXE-tenuating circumstances!

    • Glad to hear they meet your AXE-pectations!

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